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Reality pats: Why do I hate India?
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To correct it, it should not be hostility, but envy, or some unconvinced.
Why compare China and India? Don't compare other countries? There is a simple reason. China and India are both big countries with a population of more than 654.38 billion, and both belong to the third world countries, which have great influence on the surrounding areas. Very similar conditions make the comparison between China and India very interesting.
At this stage, China's basic data all crush India, as follows:
National crime index 20 16:
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Child health:
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Global hunger index:
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Air pollution:
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Gross domestic product:
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HDI-human development index:
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Needless to say, China is far bluer than Indian (China wins).
HIV and AIDS Disability Adjusted Life Years per 65,438+000,000 inhabitants:
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Countries with the largest industrial output:
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Look at the quality of export commodities:
China:
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Look at India again:
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This export volume is also far from it, one is 2.73T and the other is 292B b. . (China scrolls)
It's time for big moves:
Freedom House 20 16 National Rating of World Freedom Survey
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Countries designated as "electoral democracy" in the survey "Freedom in the World" by Freedom House 20 15.
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India won again, people can be free, another game (India won)
Press freedom index:
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Tut tut, are you finished? That's the reason. Every time we discuss China and India on quora, the third brother of India always says, we are free, we are free! . Just drink Ganges water, eat something picked up by the roadside and sleep casually on the road. How free you are, and you won't be repatriated. "Liberal democracy" is India's most powerful weapon, hahaha.
Since the end of the cold war, there have been many nutritionless democratic terminal conclusions, ideological terminal conclusions, institutional determinism and so on. Everyone will say: the failure of the Soviet bloc is autocratic. Look at their American and Japanese fathers and European mothers. This is freedom and democracy. That's why they got rich. India will crush China. You will know if you don't believe me!
As a result, after so many years, my face is swollen and I talk back. Yes, we are free.
Indians have complicated feelings for China for many reasons. One is that their economic level is too low, their industrial capacity is poor, and they envy China. But at the same time, I am a child with Japanese, American and European fathers. It seems that I am an elected child. The elected child is not as good as one of his poor neighbors, which makes the democratic and free Indians very embarrassed.
European, American and Japanese fathers pretend to be civilized, but at the same time imitate their father's son and get along like this, being overtaken by poor neighbors next door. Isn't this a joke in itself?
Think about this feeling when the so-called "civilized country" with the right to speak and the brutal and rude "authoritarian country" he despised can't be mixed together. . .
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