Let's collect the classic jokes in movies and life and see how much we can collect in fifteen days. Thank you!

1, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

Complaining is God's greatest gift to mankind and the most sincere part of human prayer.

4. The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is a joke about life in the outlook on life.

5. Girls in the world always think they are proud princesses (except a few extremely ugly and intelligent girls).

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

8. Ling Huchong said, "Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves."

9. I don't know if what I am doing now is right or wrong, but I don't know until I die of old age. So what I can do now is to try my best to do everything well and then wait to die of old age.

10, maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

1 1. The fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

12, happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you.

13, death teaches everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late.

14, when you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing; When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! ! ! ! We are all in samsara.

15, few women men think fit for them before marriage, but many women think fit for them after marriage (sweat. . . This is not over. . . )

16, among thousands of people, meet the person you met; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.

17, everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: it is covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

18, life is only a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily, cry if you want, love when you should, and it doesn't make any sense to suppress yourself.

19, the words in "Peace and Prosperity": When fantasy and reality face each other, it is always very painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it.

20. True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and whining.

2 1. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what you see, what you can't see; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses. Therefore, the invisible see; Forgot, remember. However, does invisibility mean non-existence? Remember, will it never disappear?

22. Our life is really hard. First, we must bear all kinds of external pressures, and more importantly, we must face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.

23. I don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; I don't want to think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all I can leave to the world is my back.

Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.

25. The sunrise and sunset in the East China Sea are also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.