The campus funny sketch script is about the campus and should be suitable for primary school students aged 5-6.

Background: A word "depression" is popular in universities now. College students should aim high and have high spirits. However, with the expansion of university enrollment in recent years, the gold value of college students has decreased year by year, so many people are pessimistic about the future, lose their ideals, muddle along and live in poverty. They avoid learning and want to resist "depression" by falling. As a result, "depression" recurred and became one of the epidemics in universities.

Time: 2 pm on a certain day

Location: A male dormitory.

People: Boss (head nurse), Old Four, Old Six.

Props: a table, two chairs, a pile of books, a folding fan.

Opening (a table on the right side of the stage, two chairs randomly placed, and books on the table. Old four shook his folding fan-)

Old four: civilized dormitory, civilized dormitory, what does the word "civilization" mean? Hehe, I was just busy for a while, so I didn't care so much. I will study for myself before they come back.

(Boss and Lao Liu)

Old Six: Big Brother, this "civilized dormitory" evaluation is very important. Can you really promise to persuade Lao Si to help you clean up?

Boss: If doctors can guarantee to cure patients, there will be no dead people in the world!

Old Six: What should I do? Besides, Lao Si has been sweeping for four days this week. If-

Boss: Lao Liu worries too much. I didn't grow up drinking tap water. Come with me.

The boss looked in and swaggered in. )

Old four: (getting up from his chair) Oh-the boss is back, boss, you have helped me a lot this time. All my questions are in the reference book you lent me. I really appreciate it． When shall I invite you to dinner?

Boss: (pretending to be hypocritical) Why are you so vulgar? It is agreed that brothers will help each other regardless of you. Why did you invite me to dinner? (Maybe it's true) When?

Old four: er-any time will do-

Boss: Haha, just kidding! Ouch-Old Four is studying again, which is a good example for our dormitory-good personality, good study, and not sloppy, right?

Old Six: Yes, yes, yes! That is definitely a flag of our dormitory!

Boss: Take this hygiene as an example, but you can't do it without an old four! This spirit must continue to carry forward and make persistent efforts! Others have said: the United States has Bush Gates, and we have a dormitory old four, yeah-

Old four: Come on, wear a top hat, but you may want my things again. By the way, why did you come back so early today? How many times have you finished your first floor-to-floor workers' congress, executive meeting and enlarged meeting of the principal?

Boss: Just closed!

Old four: What are the new instructions?

Boss: (grabs the folding fan and swishes it open) This is a successful meeting, a United meeting. We should take this opportunity to go forward, not afraid of sacrifice, and always remember-

Old four: Wait, wait, get to the point.

Old six: I tell you, this time our dormitory was approved by hygiene, and we got several C's several times before!

Old four: Hum! This is not the result of your carelessness!

Boss: (pushing Old Four away) I want you to talk! Old four, do you agree with them that the sanitary level of our dormitory is still in the primary stage of socialism?

Old four: Not satisfied!

Boss: As a passionate man who loves, supports and fights for collective honor, shouldn't he unite and make every effort to heal the shame before blood?

Old four: Yes!

Boss: Should we do our best regardless of you and me?

Old four: Yes!

Boss: Well, here's your chance! Old six-

Old six: The college is going to have a big appraisal of "civilized dormitory" soon, which is very classy. At five o'clock this afternoon, our teacher will come to check our preparations, and we will let all the people in the hospital know what is really clean, tidy and civilized!

Boss: Time is pressing. I'll divide the work. Old four, you are only responsible for dormitory hygiene, and we'll take care of the rest-

Old four: Wait, isn't it your turn to sweep the floor today? Why me again?

Boss: I just promised not to distinguish between you and me, yours and mine. Don't I have more important things to do? !

Old four: What is more important than sweeping the floor? !

Boss: You don't understand this! The so-called "civilization" is not only the cleanliness of the floor at the material level, but also the extraordinary artistic conception of soul bathing, that is, the "civilization" at the spiritual level. Isn't spiritual civilization more valuable than material civilization?

Old four: nonsense, you have to explain clearly!

Boss: First of all, decorating our dormitory is the first difficulty. Secondly, since ancient times, elegant houses have elegant names, so should our dormitory! You see, "there are great scholars in laughter, but there is no Ding Bai in getting along: there is no confusion of words, only knowledge."

Trouble! "Don't lose in the name of" humble room "! I even have a name in the bathroom-

Old Six: Really? Say it!

Boss: wonderful fruit!

Old Six: Ah-no, boss, I don't want Koizumi and his gang to go to the bathroom here!

Boss: What are you afraid of? Kill more poison!

Old Six: So, I also have an idea. I want to give the toilet a name!

Boss: Creative! Say!

Old six: Look at our toilet, it's always blocked. It stinks when filled with water, and it is flat. Let's call it "filling level"!

Old four: What a mess! Boss, with all due respect, I have recently found that the atmosphere in the dormitory is getting more and more lazy. Now we should not care about those superficial reputations, but should seriously consider how to rectify our dormitory atmosphere! The civilization that gives up the wind is the real civilization!

Boss: Is there something wrong with the style of our house? Love the motherland, love the people, love the Party, respect teachers, unite classmates and be polite to others. What could be wrong?

Old four: Take sweeping the floor for example! Last week, it was my third son's turn to sweep, saying that I had a stomachache. It was his turn to sweep last week, and I swept it again. What about this week? I have a stomachache again-it's a cycle! The fifth man, who claimed to be "out of the mud but not stained", was indifferent to the garbage. Boss, when you sweep the floor, you have more excuses than the stars in the sky-

Boss: er-this problem may indeed be a problem, but the problem now is the one we just mentioned. We should solve the current problem first, and then consider your problem-what is the problem?

Old four: I think what I said is the most fundamental problem!

Boss: Hum! What do you mean? So you're not sweeping the floor? You and me?

Old four: Don't you dare! Of course you don't care about you and me-you can use my toothpaste and soap when you grab it, you can wear my new jersey when you grab it, and you can eat it when I just bought an apple-

Boss: And that time, a beautiful woman couldn't find you. Didn't I tell you that you can find me!

Old four: Hum!

Boss: Really don't sweep?

Old four: resolutely don't sweep!

Boss: What an old four, who keeps saying that the overall situation is the most important. At the critical moment, you and I haggle over every ounce, hum! I'll give you some color to see if you don't know how steel is made! I'll count to three!

Old Six: Big Brother is dying! The best policy is to defeat the enemy without fighting!

Boss: You know toothbrush! One!

Old four: Hehe! Playing hooligans, right? Look at your virtue as if you are the only one in the world who can play hooligans. You don't take George W. Bush seriously! You can ask a few people to come up and have a look. I have no weapons of mass destruction here!

Old Six: Big Brother, aren't we going to talk about the football match with other classes at four o'clock? Let's not argue, just-

Boss: You must settle down when you are busy outside! Two!

Old four: Let the storm come more violently!

Boss: (suddenly jumps up, then falls to the ground and obeys Lao Si) Lao Si, I beg you!

Old four: Hehe, aren't you going to behead?

Boss: I have regarded safeguarding world peace as an unshirkable responsibility since I was a child. How could I-! Old four, I know you are mean. For the sake of collective honor, you will definitely stand up, right?

Old four: (standing up slowly) Alas! What's the point of a flashy reputation? Now the brothers in the dormitory are all negative and decadent. How to make them cheer up is the fundamental thing!

Boss: Old Four is scary and passive. How can he see it?

Old four: Look at old three, obsessed with the Internet, staying up late four times a week. What should I do?

Boss: I set an example in this respect. Look at me, three times a week at most!

Old four: I used to get good grades. Since I got online, I failed five subjects in one breath, effortlessly! But look at Xiao Wang next door. He pulled back from the brink and failed the final exam only because of mistakes!

Boss: Is this progress? One subject now, top the past five subjects!

Old Six: Big Brother, I have a brilliant plan to solve the problem of staying up late-

Boss: You are always the cleverest. Come on!

Old six: I sleep as usual at night, but I dream of surfing the internet when I dream, and I sleep when I surf the internet!

Boss: Toothbrush!

Old four: Look at old five, he keeps skipping classes, so I advised him: three classes a day, what a trouble! ——

Boss: You don't know this. You don't sleep during the day: you sleep soundly at night!

Old four: second, study the relationship between men and women instead of academic relations. It is said that there has been an important discovery recently: triangles are the most stable!

Old Six: Hey! Behind a successful man there is a woman, and behind a failed man there are two!

Old four: You said that in today's university, love has become a compulsory course, but learning has become an elective course!

Boss: You don't understand this again?

If you fail in your study, you can learn again, but how much love can you learn again? !

Old four: In fact, the most serious problem is you, big brother!

Boss: Ah! Are you kidding? A simple, kind, honest and upright citizen like me will have problems. I'll tell you the truth, and I'll sue you if there is no evidence!

Old four: (pulls out a note from the drawer) This is what you did after drinking that day-"Tianjingsha. Drunk ","beautiful grape pipa, lonely and sad, deeply intoxicated, dreaming of smoking, heartbroken people in bars! " At that time, you were already disappointed in the future!

Boss: Are you kidding? I remember throwing it away. Why do you have it?

Old four: When I went to help you, you threw it into my clothes bag. And this song "Water Tune". The fifth lovelorn "-has fallen. "When will your girlfriend have? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if there are any beautiful women in the upper bunk. Hate the guy next door, change girlfriends. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has ups and downs. I hope they break up early! "

Boss: No way, you also have this!

Old Four: Of course, here is a song "Like a Dream"-

Boss: Wait, stop reading. Your gift for collecting evidence makes Li Ao feel ashamed!

Old four: Boss, it's time to wake up. In the long run, the future of the two brothers is worrying!

Old Six: Yes, it's rare for Old Four to think so of his brothers. We should reflect on it!

Boss: Hum! Everyone has his own interests. I think you worry too much. Old four, let me ask you, do you still share it with me?

Old four: alas! Qu Gao and widowed women play the lute to a cow! There is a saying: if you are poor, you will be immune to it, and if you are rich, you will help the world. I can't convince you today, and I won't give in to you!

Boss: Oh, my God-what can I do to make you willing to sweep?

Old four: pathetic, pathetic! Boss, this is just a duty. You have tried your best to force me, but you have no intention. It is inevitable to be laughed at when you come out! Come and have a closer look. (refers to "window")

Boss: (eyes pop out) The window has been cleaned! !

(Old four also refers to "under the bed" and "floor")

Boss: The floor has also been cleaned! ! No wonder the floor was so clean when I first came in! Oh, my God-(hiding his face)

Old four: I don't know when the teacher will come today, so I have to do it myself. (Background Music) Actually, Big Brother, if everyone is too busy for the future to be on duty, why should I complain even if I sweep the floor every day? But now, my brothers have abandoned their ideals and only care about negative degeneration. How can I be deaf and dumb?

Old Six: Old Four, I am so touched by your selfless concern. I feel very ashamed. I am not as good as you! (Patting the boss on the shoulder) Big Brother-

Boss: (weak and full of sadness) Old Four is right to worry, but everyone has his own interests, so why insist? As far as I'm concerned, I don't have any great ambitions, and I don't want to achieve anything great. Because I am too tired and my life is too short, why bother myself? Now I just want to have food and clothing in the future, have a wife and children, and spend my life flatly, without heroism, applause and flowers. Ordinary is true, ordinary is true!

Old Four: Why has Big Brother become so negative? "Ordinary is true". If this sentence comes from a weather-beaten person or a depressed sick man, I really can't help it! But we are a passionate generation, a hopeful generation, and we are men. Only passion and sweat can clarify the value of youth! The opportunities and challenges given by the times are rare. How can we indulge in rapids? For us, isn't ordinary equal to mediocrity? Why do you want to deceive yourself and admit that you are ordinary and not mediocre?

Boss: There is a saying that the higher you stand, the more painful you fall. How many warriors can repay their ambitions, and how many efforts have not been in vain! Why is the pain so bad? Why is the pain so bad?

Old four: A moth puts out a fire, though it disappears, but it is also a hero to die in pursuit of light! If a beggar does not envy millionaires, but only beggars who beg much more than him, he will always be a beggar!

Boss: (a little shaken) I wanted to rush ahead before, but it was a drop in the bucket. Only blame us for being too young. All we can do is go with the flow and be happy!

Old four: There are a hundred reasons to retreat, and only one reason to advance. Why do we need to find a hundred reasons to prove that we are not cowards instead of one reason to prove that we are warriors! Brother, I know that you once had an ideal. You want to be a great engineer, and you want your mother to spend the rest of her life happily, because your mother has worked hard for you for half her life and never sighed. Every time I call my mother, I say that I am doing well in school and studying well, because I don't want my mother to worry, but in fact, if my mother knows that he is brave.

How sad it is that her son has become a coward now! How can a man become a gentleman? I think your mother also wants you to understand that college students nowadays, even if they can stand out from the crowd, have two fates: either they are assimilated by chickens or they have to fly! !

Old Six: Big Brother-

Boss: (after a long meditation, I woke up from a big dream) fly, yes, fly, yes, I want to fly, we all want to fly! -Old Six, tell the other brothers to come back early tonight. I want to restart the six-party talks!

Old six: big brother is wise, big brother is wise! Ok, I'll go later!

Boss: Old four, I admire you! Thank you!

Old four: You're welcome. Brother didn't share you. As long as we make up our minds and dare to fight, we will fly!

Three people together: hmm!

Old four: (suddenly withdrawing his hand) Ouch! It's over. I'm in a hurry. I have to go first.

Boss: What's the hurry?

Old four: I agreed with the hospital to donate blood at five this afternoon. I can't be late

Old Six: Wait, I'll go too!

Boss: (They just came to their senses when they walked out the door) Wait, I'll go too! !

Old Six: Who did you show the dormitory to? The teacher will come soon.

Boss: What are you afraid of? What a crowd! (To the audience) Friends, can you help us look at the dormitory? -Thank you! (Three people shout together) Goodbye!

(Step down)