? Joke: How to comfort a lovelorn roommate? This method is accurate!

1. My roommate is lovelorn and depressed. Brothers take turns to give ideas. A: "The world is full of grass. As long as you insist on being a rabbit, there is no grass to eat! " "B:" If the old one doesn't go, if the new one doesn't come, say goodbye to the old one and welcome the new one. "C:" Women are like shirts. Take them off and replace them with new ones. "... invalid, my friends looked at me, I said I was drunk, take it to cool, and it really worked.

I saw a couple in the restaurant just now. They are jealous of others, but I don't know how they quarrel. The woman cried with tears: "Break up!" Not to be outdone, the man roared, "Points! Whoever answers first is a bastard. " After yelling, the man said, "I'm an asshole." The girl smiled through tears, and the two made up at once. ...

3. When my son came back from tutoring, he said to me, "Can you not go to the remedial class?"

I asked, "Why?"

Son: "Do you like it when I let you work overtime every week?"

I'm speechless. ...

Today is June 1 day. I'm so happy. My girlfriend slapped me and asked me: It's not like you have a holiday. Are you happy? Do you have any kids？ to tell the truth

I covered my face and said timidly, because I have traffic again.

May you be as happy as a child, may the person you like just like you, may you make progress in every exam, may you always find leftover change in clothes that change seasons, may the new food you try always taste better than you think, may your dreams never be forgotten, may your mood always be like Friday afternoon, and may you always live like a child. Happy June 1st!