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Looking for some fragments described in the novel: robbery at the court, meeting again after life and death.

"You have to work hard this time!" said the sergeant pushing the wooden pillow. "The king is watching from above, so it won't look bad."

The executioner weighed the ax in his hand: "It's a small matter, I promise to split a wooden sleeper into two pieces!"

The king on the high platform raised his hand, and the whole place fell silent. The drum beat started, and the drumsticks tapped rapidly on the drum head, and then became heavier and faster. Everyone held their breath in unison.

Lu Guichen's shoulders were held down by two sergeants, but he suddenly tried desperately to stand up. The sergeants panicked and increased their strength. The executioner stepped on Lu Guichen's neck and pressed his neck into the depression on the wooden pillow. But Lu Guichen was still trying hard. He just wanted to use up his last strength. He tried his best to raise his head and look at the people around him. These people were watching him die, but he told himself in his heart not to be afraid. He would look back at these people with the same eyes. The sunlight blinded his eyes and he could not see clearly. He only felt that there was a sea of ??people. He imagined those eyes with innocent curiosity, as if they were watching a stage play. His heart felt cold.

Will Ji Ye be among them? Will Yuran be among them? Lu Guichen suddenly thought and shuddered. The drum beat was getting faster and faster, he was about to die, could he finally see those crimson eyes? When he thought of these two people, his heart suddenly became very confused. He found that he had a vague expectation, would Ji Ye come to save him? Jiye...the kid who rode a black horse and looked like black lightning.

The executioner stamped his neck hard: "If you are dishonest, your death will be even more painful!"

"Uncomfortable?" Lu Guichen thought, and he suddenly smiled , my heart is full of contempt. Why does he want you to feel uncomfortable? Is it uncomfortable to be beheaded?

The executioner’s sergeant was so powerful that Lu Guichen felt that he could no longer struggle. The despair that he had been suppressing finally rose up and buried his whole heart. Ji Ye would not come to save him, Lu Guichen thought, what is Ji Ye? In fact, he is just a child who always keeps his head down at home. Sometimes he is like an angry hedgehog, but he is afraid that others will step on him if he doesn't put up those sharp thorns. The last drumbeat fell, like thunder in the sky. Lu Guichen suddenly clenched his fist hard, but he still had the last bit of strength left. He understood that this was the last moment of his life, and he decided to use all his life's strength to shout that name, so that even if he became an erratic ghost, this last boldness would make his life worthwhile.

The heavy ax was raised high.

Lu Guichen clenched his fists and sucked in enough air into his lungs. He opened his mouth as wide as possible and shouted to everyone: "Yu..."

Yu ...

Yu...

Yu...

Lu Guichen heard the echo in his heart. He was ecstatic and felt that there was a breath in every pore in his body. Just rush out.

And a stronger voice suddenly cut off his shout. Lu Guichen shivered, that was the sound of arrows! It’s a screaming arrow!

He felt something splash on his neck, but the heavy ax did not fall. He raised his head and saw the executioner's ferocious look on his face. He threw down the axe, knelt down limply, and used trembling hands to pull out the arrow that pierced his throat.

Lei Yunzhengke ripped off his black cloak, which was connected to the strict iron face armor. He was holding a heavy iron bow in his hand, and there were quivers tied around his waist. There are twelve long knives shining brightly on the saddle. It was really a hedgehog, an angry hedgehog, its eyes as dark as thunder.

"Ji...Ji Ye...Why is it Ji Ye?" Fang Qizhao shouted in horror.

"Stop! Stop!" shouted the centurion among the execution sergeants.

"Ah!" There was a gasp among the onlookers.

Lu Guichen looked at him as if it were his first time in a martial arts arena. The two people's eyes met across the heavy flow of people, and they looked a little strange.

Jiye said: "Asule, I'm here to save you!"

He said this, very quietly, as if he had brought the horse with him countless times Said: "Asule, let's go drink."

"Ji Ye Ji Ye" Lu Guichen yelled desperately, "Let's go! Let's go! It's useless! Leave me alone!"

I don’t know how many sergeants came from all directions.

Three consecutive arrows.

Lu Guichen knew the speed of Ji Ye's chain of arrows, but this time he was faster. The first arrow directly penetrated Lei Yunzhengke's head, and the second and third arrows shot at the two sergeants who were guarding Lu Guichen. The momentum of the two arrows took them upside down!

Ji Ye looked at Lei Yunzhengke's dead face and had no scruples anymore. He killed someone, killed the king's leader Zhi Jinwu. From then on, he was completely with this Xia Tang. Nanhuai stood on opposite sides of the battlefield.

And he doesn't care about this at all. He only wants one friend and cannot let him die. For this, he can kill all these people!

The infantry rushed over like a tide and cut off the distance between Ji Ye and the execution platform. There were hundreds of people in front of him. He didn't have tiger teeth, but he drew his long knife and rushed into the dark crowd. The flying blood, the wailing after being hit by the knife, and the flying severed limbs made him smell the strong atmosphere of the battlefield, and the blood in his chest was hot.

"Traitor! Rebel!" the king slapped the table and roared, "Catch them alive! Live! Let them be executed in Lingchi!"

"Don't worry, my king." Tuobashan Yue immediately summoned his own soldiers, "Pass my order to bring one battalion of crossbowmen and one battalion of shieldmen."

"Joke!" the king shouted angrily, "We have five hundred forbidden troops here. , can’t you stop him alone? Do you need to mobilize additional troops?”

“The Lord has heard that the imperial army is a useless army, and these two people have gone to the battlefield and killed people with their own hands. It's different. And" he hesitated and did not continue.

"Asule! Stand up!" Ji Lie saw Lu Guichen being pressed on the wooden pillow by the sergeant again in the gap between the crowd. He roared hoarsely, "Stand up! Let's stand up!" Get out!"

"Ji Ye! Let's go! It's useless!" Lu Guichen responded hoarsely.

He pulled out another long knife and threw it out. The long knife whirled and pierced a place not far in front of Lu Guichen: "Draw the knife, you fool! Draw the knife!" Ji Ye's back There was a severe pain like a burn, and he stumbled and shouted, "If you don't draw the sword, I will die!"

Two Forbidden Soldiers rushed up to hug his legs. They succeeded, and the Forbidden Army They swarmed him and overwhelmed him, and the king ordered him to be alive.

Lu Guichen felt like he was about to be torn apart. There were two hearts beating in his chest. It was a force from the inside out, trying to tear him in half. That force, Deja vu.

"Asule! Asule!" Ji Ye was suppressed by countless hands and could not move, "Don't die! Yuran will miss you, Yuran will miss you!" "

Ji Ye bit the arm of a forbidden soldier, and the man let go of his hand with a cry of pain. In the only gap, Ji Ye threw the letter in the armor fiercely towards Lu Guichen.

Lu Guichen saw the paper fluttering in the wind, and finally fell in front of him.

"Jiye, Asule, I'm sorry.

I have to leave. The messenger from my hometown is here

I will miss you from far away Yes, but I don’t want to miss you all the time, so I’ll be back soon.”

In a moment of silence, the two rhythms that were about to tear him apart merged into one, hidden in his heart. Deep in my heart, the sweet fragrance with the smell of blood curled up.

He crawled forward with all his strength. No one could hold him back. Everyone was dumbfounded. He struggled forward and stretched out his hand.

He is crawling towards the long knife!

A man rushed over and tried to take away the knife, but it was already too late.

Lu Guichen stood up suddenly, grabbed the necks of the two sergeants on his left and right with both hands, raised them up to the sky, and slammed their heads together. Blood and brains were dripping on his face, making this young man look like a devil.

He walked up to the long knife, looked at the trembling soldier holding the handle of the knife, and said word by word: "Get your dirty hands off!"

The sergeant looked at His brown eyes became blank and stupid.

Lu Guichen suddenly drew his sword, dragged the sergeant by his collar, pressed his neck against the wooden pillow, and chopped it down with his sword, splitting the wooden pillow and his neck into two halves!

He covered his face and laughed lowly, and then the laughter became wild and crazy. He let go of his hands and looked up to the sky, laughing wildly!

"Imad, Gulal, Nagor Hongga, this is the blood of my ancestors! Their souls look at me in the dark, they pass on to me their noble blood and flesh, they pass on Give me the blessings of the gods! We are destined to be the lords of the grassland, we are destined to be the emperors of the world, and we are destined to be the only messengers of God!" He murmured these mantra-like things, and his whole body turned red, and the people around him knew it. I could see the pulsing blood vessels under his skin protruding.

Among all the people present, only Tuoba Shanyue understood what these same spells meant, because he was a barbarian!

He stepped forward without thinking and stood in front of the king: "Master, get out of the way, get out of the way!"

"Joke!" the king roared, "It's just a barbaric dog. , I want to avoid him?"

"It's not a barbaric dog, it's the soul of the ancestors of the Qingyang family!"

Following Tuoba Shanyue's words, Lu Guichen spoke up. When he roared, the sound didn't sound like it was coming from a human being at all. It was like an ancient dragon standing behind him.

Lu Guichen rushed towards the crowd, and the long knife carved a huge fan in his hand. The row of sergeants in front of him was cut into two pieces. He let out a deafening roar every time he took a step. No one can stand against his blade. The armor, the sword, the body, everything that stood in front of the blade was cut into two pieces. This kind of power is simply not something that one person can possess.

The long knife in Lu Guichen's hand had cracked. The shield battalion soldiers who were called in urgently held round shields forged from copper leather and formed a line to advance towards him. He picked up a heavy copper sword from a corpse and threw the long sword down.

People saw him smiling. Before the warriors in the shield camp understood what was going on, a strong wind hit. With a slash of Lu Guichen's heavy sword, the seemingly solid battle line collapsed instantly. , he destroyed the defense of the shield camp, his whole figure was like a windmill chopping flesh and blood.

"Trash! They are all trash! Cavalry! Cavalry out!" the king roared.

"Ji Ye, Ji Ye!" Lu Guichen suddenly turned around and shouted. He ran to where Ji Ye was. The two sergeants were still pressing Ji Ye's arms and looked at Lu Guichen. Chen walked in step by step. One of them woke up, forgot about military law, and turned around to run away desperately. The other one trembled, screamed strangely, drew his sword and rushed towards Lu Guichen.

Lu Guichen suddenly lifted the sergeant up with one hand, grabbed his knife-holding wrist with the other, shouted and used force, tearing off the sergeant's arm. Then he threw the man and the broken arm aside.

Ji Ye struggled to stand up. He took Lu Guichen's hand and came to them. He stretched out his hand and showed his ring: "Come together!"

Lu Guichen also He took out his ring from the layer of his waistcoat and carefully put it on his right thumb. The iron-green color illuminated his eyes. He raised his arms high towards the sky: "The armor is still there. !”

“Still here!” Ji Ye also raised his arms and shouted loudly!

"Tian driven!" The king gritted his teeth, "It turned out to be Tian driven! Shoot the arrows! Kill them, kill them!"

The archers waiting beside them Aiming at their vests, the ground suddenly shook.

The expressions of the ministers on the high platform and the sergeants below all changed. Too many things had happened that day, and they did not know that something terrible would happen. This is not an earthquake, this vibration has a dangerous meaning.

"Iron iron iron" an old minister suddenly stood up.

He couldn't speak anymore, and everyone around him could see the great fear in his eyes.

"Iron iron iron" the veteran waved his arms. He wanted to escape, but he was already panicking and couldn't choose a way.

"Iron iron iron pagoda!!!"

His last voice was almost a cry, and then he knelt down trembling all over, as if he had seen the end.

Tuoba Shanyue could hardly breathe. He knew that the old minister was over eighty years old. He was a military general who had followed Emperor Fengyan. However, since he came back from the Northern Continent, he could no longer I would like to lead the troops into battle, but I dare not mention the battlefield of Hokuriku.

Fifty years ago, King Qindahan, the grandfather of Asul, the prince of the barbarians, had two of the best cavalry in the world, the light cavalry army Tiger and Leopard Cavalry and the heavy cavalry army Tiefutu. However, in the battle with Emperor Feng Yan, the 20,000-strong Iron Buddha was wiped out by a mountain formation composed of heavy-armed spearmen from the East China Sea at a cost of 50,000. It has been fifty years since this cavalry disappeared. The peace between the Eastern and Northern continents has been too long, and the ambition of the decisive battle in the Tiexian River era has begun to beat again.

Black war horses, black armor, and heavy cavalry that the Eastlanders could not imagine appeared in the smoke. Those Hokuriku divine horses and their owners were completely shrouded in majestic heavy armor. As the horses rose and fell, the iron rings on the armor jingled. Every ten horses formed a horizontal line, and they held giant iron spears one or two feet long in front of the horses, with sharp iron spikes protruding around the waistcoats. Seeing this army with his own eyes, Tuoba Shanyue understood how there could be examples of heavy cavalry that could resist the mountain formation spearmen.

These things cannot be said to be cavalry at all. The set of things they carry is a complete set of machinery, driven by the Hokuriku horses, sweeping across the battlefield like a chariot.

The onlookers and the army were all in great panic. The cavalry of the Iron Buddha did not need to wave their spears at all. They rolled in like boulders, crushing flesh and blood. The bones of those who had no time to escape were hung on the spear points. A few people avoided the spear points, but hit the iron spikes around the vests. They were then squeezed by the approaching horses and finally fell under the iron hoofs. All the crossbow arrows were thrown at Iron Buddha Tu, but they were ineffective at all.

What Emperor Feng Yan said fifty years ago is still valid: "Bows and arrows cannot harm them. They are the emperors on the battlefield of heavy cavalry."

The sound of screaming arrows After hearing this, Tuoba Shanyue drew his sword and deflected an arrow that was aimed at the king's eyebrows. He felt a slight numbness in his hand. The king was completely stunned. The shield soldiers rushed up to protect him and dragged him down.

Tuoba Shanyue took a step forward with his sword in hand and looked down at the execution ground that had turned into a battlefield: "Is it Ghost Gong? In one day, all the elites from Hokuriku came."

Although there are less than a thousand ghost bow warriors, they are the sharpshooters on the grassland. They only take orders from the masters of the Qingyang tribe and are good at shooting and assassination. They are like eagles in the sky, pecking out the eyes of the enemy at any time at the command of the master in the golden tent.

The ghost bows shot their wolf-fang arrows at Xia Tang’s archers. Each arrow passed through their throats, and fear enveloped everyone from the top of their heads.

The rolling iron current swept through the crowd, as if the whip of God disrupted the small sand table of mankind. Those who collided head-on with the war horses were sent flying and were trampled to pieces by iron hooves. The horses' eyes were red, with the ferocity and ferocity of wild animals on the grassland. They were taller than ordinary East China war horses by two heads. Earth ponies are just donkeys to them.

Jiye was shocked after seeing this legendary cavalry team. They were indeed the emperors of heavy cavalry. They went to the battlefield only for honor, because they were invincible.

The Iron Buddha Temple approached them, and a ten-man team began to slow down their horses from a distance, and stopped in front of them with difficulty. One of them took off his heavy helmet: "Ba Hen is here to save the prince! "Ba Hong is late!"

The father of Balu Bazaar, who calls me the prince, actually calls me the prince, and he is not the eldest brother

Lu Guichen shouted in his heart: Father! Is this your arrangement? Father!

"Arm the prince!" Ba Hen ordered to his subordinates.

A burly cavalryman dismounted and helped Lu Guichen onto his horse. Pieces of armor were put on Lu Guichen's body and pieced together. Lu Guichen's not-so-tall body was shrouded in a thick layer of pig iron, and he looked majestic like a real prairie king. He raised his arms and shouted: "Let the people of the Eastern Land see what Qingyang's real cavalry is! ”

The ten-man team followed his orders and weaved in and out of the crowd.

Ji Ye looked at Lu Guichen's figure: "Asule, what he wants is the entire Eastern Continent."

Ji Ye supported his limp body: "Anyone The heroes on the grassland are all thinking about this moment. One day, our horses’ hooves will turn the city gates of the Eastern Continent into the broadest pasture! ”

In the spring of Emperor Cheng’s fifth year.

The "Nanhuai Robbery Case" in which a small group of barbarian cavalry went deep into Wanzhou in disguise and rescued the former prince of the Qingyang tribe from the execution ground caused an uproar in the entire royal family and the princes' courts. What is even more frightening is that the Iron Buddha Cavalry, which was destroyed by the mountain formation during the Northern Expedition of the Fengyan Iron Brigade, once again set foot on the war stage more than fifty years later. The majesty of the Cavalry Emperor is as frightening as it was back then. , but Emperor Fengyan who could resist it had already turned into ashes.

One heroic era has passed and another heroic era has begun.