Funny jokes of girls.

1. The little girl loves to cry. Grandma coaxed her into saying, good boy, don't cry! When a girl cries, her face becomes ugly. The little girl really stopped crying. She looked at her grandmother for a long time and asked, Grandma, how many times have you cried since you were a child?

2. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

3, big talk computer: monitor: I am so miserable! Being watched every day; Keyboard: I am even worse! Being beaten every day; Mouse: I'm miserable! Being touched every day! Compere: Are you as miserable as me? Being pressed in the belly button every day.

4. Blow peach blossom red, willow green, blow away the accumulated fatigue in your heart, wake up frogs, blow back swallows, and blow away the happy mood. In spring, I wish you health and safety.

Do you still remember the summer by Daming Lake? Do you remember the dying swallow? Do you remember Wei Zi who cried before the speech? It doesn't matter if you forget it completely. Do you remember owing me a meal?

Before going to work, I always use mousse to arrange my hair. When the son saw it, he asked, Dad, what are the benefits of Mu Si? I casually replied: nice. After coming back from work, my son happily said to me: Dad, I have made our puppy look good. As soon as I saw it, the pet dog turned into a monster.

7. I lead the horse, you carry the burden, I walk in the front, you look at the back, I eat fruit, you complain, I look at you helplessly and give you one, you laugh while eating, you say: monkey, this fruit is really delicious!

8. I have a single-family villa with ultra-low carbon and super environmental protection. Spacious and bright, fully air-conditioned, fresh and noisy air. I'd like to invite you to stay on World Vitality Day today, but recently the wind is very strong and the thatch on the roof has been blown away. Let's take a rain check.

9. Dialogue between rice and barrel. Rice: Why not just give me a hug and talk about love for so many years? Do you know how hurt I am? Bucket: I think! But then we will really become useless and have to endure it!

10, I thought about it for a long time, but I decided to attack you. I'm going to cut you into pieces with a knife, watch you show bright red meat, then open my mouth and bite hard, and then take another bite. Wow! This watermelon is too sweet!