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Tell children four fairy tales and short stories before going to bed.
There are three trees in a vast Yuan Ye.
Dad, there is a tree on the left.
The one on the right is neither tall nor short. This is a mother tree.
The little tree in the middle is a tree, son.
Shujia, standing proudly, looked at the cars and tourists passing by on the highway in the distance, but it was always quiet around.
One day, a little sparrow flew a long way and stopped at his father's tree to rest.
Tree boy was happy to see his friend coming, but he said angrily, "Hey, don't stop my father, he is very tired."
"yes. But your father is so healthy and strong that he may welcome me to stop for a while. " After listening to the little sparrow's praise, Father Tree was embarrassed. Not a word.
"Tell us something new about the places you have been to as a thank you." Because the tree child can't move when standing every day, he especially envies the little sparrow with wings that can fly.
That's true. The little sparrow flew down and thought about it, but couldn't remember anything. He was so anxious that he flapped his wings. Up and down, up and down.
"What are you doing?" The tree child asked.
"I, I am doing exercises." The sparrow quickly said, "You can do exercises with me. Exercise is good for your health. "
For the first time, three trees learned to do exercises and shake leaves with sparrows. They are very happy.
When the sparrow put away its wings, the three trees also learned to put away their branches tightly and turned into a round green lollipop standing on the meta-leaf.
From then on, the little sparrow often took tourists, and everyone took photos in front of the lollipop tree in Yuanye, which became a landscape.
Chapter 2 Children's bedtime fairy tales: ants sleepwalking in an honest country
In the animal world, there are various animals. There is an animal tiger, which is very powerful; There are docile sheep, whose white fur makes animals envy; The most beautiful is the peacock. As soon as it opens the screen, colorful feathers shine like rainbows. There is also an ant. It looks lovely. When talking and walking, the two tentacles on its head move, which is very eye-catching.
The ant is so beautiful, so proud, holding its head high, striding around the big forest step by step. Tired of walking, it stopped and fell asleep against a meadow. When he woke up, he saw that the forest was quiet. It turns out that all the animals have gone to class. "Oh, no! I am late. What should I do? Teacher Panda said to go to school on time and not to be late. Oh, what should I do? " The ant was in a hurry, thinking about how to deal with it as he ran. "Oh, yes, let me tell a lie. Anyway, neither the teacher nor the classmates will know the secret. " So the ant walked forward with a sigh of relief.
When they came to the classroom, all the other animals sat on the stools and listened carefully. Ants sneak in from *. Teacher Panda saw it and asked the ant, "Why are you late?" The ant quickly told a lie made up in advance: "Mom is ill and I have to take care of it at home, so I am late." Teacher Panda didn't say anything after listening, and went on with the class. This lesson is to teach animals to be honest boys and not to lie. The ant can't help but have a fever on his face.
After school, the ants played in the forest for a long time before going home, forgetting everything they learned in class. Mother asked him where he had gone. The ants lied about doing their homework at school for fear that their mother would blame them.
At night, ants dream that they have wings, flying in the vast universe and finally flying to an honest kingdom. Animals in this kingdom are honest and never tell lies. If someone tells a lie, they will grow a tail. Ants don't want to believe that this really happened. It thought: Anyway, I went to another kingdom, and they knew nothing about my past, let alone that I lied. Thinking about it, the ant felt light, and a breeze blew it into the palace, which was very novel.
"Who are you? Dare to break into my palace. " The tiger king asked the ant.
"I am an ant."
"Where are you from?"
"I, I belong to this kingdom." The ant was afraid that the tiger king would drive it out when he knew that it was not from this kingdom, so he made up a lie casually.
Something bad happened. The ant unconsciously grew a tail. The ant felt this, but it thought that King Tiger didn't know.
Are you an honest boy? King Tiger asked again.
"Of course I am an honest boy. I never lie. " The ant said confidently.
This is terrible, the tail of ant * suddenly becomes longer! The ant is a monster with its long tail. When King Tiger saw its long tail, he knew at once that it was a lying child. So King Tiger summoned all the civil and military ministers to discuss how to punish the ants. Finally decided to drive it out of the kingdom of integrity.
The ant was awakened. It was scared and shouted, "Mom! Mom! " It knows that lying is wrong. It must admit its mistake to its mother and be an honest child.
When his mother came to him, the ant told his mother a lie and admitted his mistake.
"Well, children who can bravely admit their mistakes are also good children. Mom believes you, you won't lie again. "
From then on, the ant stopped lying and became an honest boy that everyone loved.
Three children's bedtime fairy tales: silly pigs make jokes
Piggy collects many precious stamps, first day covers and postcards, and often takes out these philatelic products to enjoy in his spare time.
On this day, the rabbit and the rooster came to the pig's house. They want to see the stamp products collected by Piggy. But the pig shook his head again and again and said, "my stamp products are in the safe, and I can't find the key." Come back later! " "
The rabbit and the rooster were tired and went home angrily.
One day, piggy wanted to play a trick on everyone. He hung a small blackboard at the door, which said, "Attention philatelists, please come to my house to visit the philatelic products tomorrow".
The story was passed down from mouth to mouth and soon spread throughout the animal kingdom. The next day, a large group of stamp collectors came to piggy's door.
Little pig just got out of bed, rubbed his eyes and asked, "What do you want with all this noise?"
Everyone said, "Aren't we going to visit the stamp products today?"
The pig said, "I told you to come tomorrow!" " "
You see it does say tomorrow on the blackboard, but there is no specific date below. After careful analysis, everyone knows that when you look at it, it will always be "tomorrow". This time, the pig played a trick on us, and everyone was very angry.
Piggy didn't know that he had done something wrong, and he wanted to make fun of the fire brigade again. He called the fire alarm number 1 19: "Come on, I'm a pig, my house is on fire, come and put out the fire!"
After receiving the alarm, the fire chief monkey personally directed three fire engines to put out the fire. But when I got to the scene, there was no fire alarm, so I ran away for nothing. The little pig laughed until his stomach ached at the tense scene when the firemen rushed in.
One night a few days later, piggy's home really caught fire. Piggy called the fire alarm again ... "You are joking again!" The little monkey put down the phone angrily.
When the neighbor called the police again, the firemen rushed in, but the home of Little Pig was reduced to ashes. This time, the pig really fainted from crying.
A bedtime fairy tale read by De Ville Simskindren: There are butterflies in the box.
Pippi the elephant has a small box. He often opens it and says, "This box is my favorite baby."
The raccoon tooted, "Strange! There are only a few small things in it. What makes you treasure it? "
Pippi said, "These little things are all from good friends. I put in what they said to me at that time! This little flower was given to me by my dog Afu. I remember him saying,' Pippi, thank you for teaching me to play. You are the most patient coach in the world. This small colored stone was given to me by Bigfoot Duck. I remember him saying,' You are a friend of the world.' This picture was painted by a little pig. I remember him saying,' Pippi, thank you for playing hide-and-seek with me. You are the most interesting elephant in the world. I hid what they said and the little gift they gave me in this box. As long as I open the box, they will fly around me like butterflies, which makes me very happy! "
Dudu listened to Pippi and immediately went home and got a box. He asked seriously, "Pippi, can you say something to me, too?"
Pippi picked up a leaf and handed it to him. He said, "DuDu, thank you for listening to my story. You are the kindest raccoon in the world. "
Dudu happily accepted the leaves and said, "I put your words in the box, too." In the future, when I open the box, I will see this leaf and remember what you said. They will fly around me like butterflies, and I will be very happy! "
Later, Pippi and Dudu often opened the box together, and they happily imagined that the butterfly was coming!
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