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One of the highlights of the Super League tonight is the match between Beijing Guoan, the super league giant, and Rongcheng, Chengdu, Sichuan, which was newly promoted: this game, which was supposed to be strong and weak, was ruined by a heavy rain and a bad venue.

Anyway, Beijing Guoan beat Chengdu Rongcheng in Sichuan 3-2 and scored the key 3 points: 5 goals in a game is also a feast for fans, and the players who participated in the game played extremely hard in the pouring rain.

Of course, what excites the fans more than the result of this game is that there are five minutes of stoppage time after the 90-minute game, but the referee blew the whistle to end the game in three minutes of stoppage time ... Then he called the players back to continue playing for a while under the reminder of the linesman.

Because the players in Rongcheng, Chengdu, Sichuan Province were sent off three red cards, there will naturally be fans worried that the referee will lead the game to whistle ... From the whole game, it was not the referee who deliberately blew the whistle and went to Beijing Guoan, but ...

1 The general referee has been reluctant to blow the match with Beijing Guoan. Why?

If the referee wants to blow the whistle, it is impossible to punish three players in a team in a game.

It is impossible for the referee to blow the leaked whistle for five to three minutes.

Explain that the referee is really like everyone said: novice, new novice. Even if you want to play to one side, you can do it in a more subtle way. For example, when the other team is on the rise, blow off the foul before attacking, blow the main players of the other team a few times to make them afraid to attack, and blow them in the other team's restricted area a few times.

What about the referee tonight? You sent off three players from the first team, and the stoppage time ended in five to three minutes ... making Beijing Guoan feel invincible in winning, just one goal. As a super league giant, Beijing Guoan didn't lose the level, and people didn't have to score three points.

The resentment of three red cards of Rongcheng players in Chengdu, Sichuan? There seems to be evidence of punishment. Who told you to take the initiative to foul? An experienced referee can't give a team only three red cards in a game.

Did Beijing Guoan profit from this game and the referee's penalty? The last game between Beijing Guoan and Cangzhou Lions was originally five minutes of overtime, but the actual overtime was 6' 58 "... The game was watched for five minutes, and the game actually stopped after three minutes.

There is no harm [laughter] without comparison. In fact, the referee doesn't need this at all: it is a kind of harm to the team and the players. Will Beijing Guoan win in two more minutes? So what were you doing in the last 90 minutes? Will Beijing Guoan lose the game in two minutes? Not necessarily ... especially tonight's referee doesn't please either side.

If you have any regrets about this game, it is striker Zhang Yuning: As a popular international player, he turned into a performer, but the Super League really hurt Zhong Yong [laughs].

Let's see how the fans evaluate the game. Some fans are really cute:

Just after watching the game, three people were sent off without malicious foul ... The referee blew the final whistle in advance when he tried his best to get back the score ... Is there any hope for China football?

The first red card can only say that Zhang Yuning played better than the opponent, not that he played well, [covering his face]

In Wang's cartoon, people didn't remember falling to the ground until they ran a few meters away, and the referee gave them a red card.

This kind of rain ball is a test for both sides. Guoan wants to keep his grades stable, so it's better to replace Hou Sen.

This game is reminiscent of the Shanghai Derby, when Shenhua was sent off and won 5-0 in Shanghai.

As a Guoan hardcore, I first thought of Guoan's ball. At this level, three people were sent off, and winning was really ugly. I hope Guoan will reflect on it and not let us be so loyal.

Zhang Yuning learned the essence of national security: performance!

Don't say that you shouldn't give a red card, but the referee's ability to control the rhythm of the game is too poor! In such a game, the referee offended both sides. Don't think that national security has benefited. Nima lost the game on the court. This game is too difficult for the newly promoted Malay. In the end, the opponent sent three penalties to win a goal. What do you think of this?

Hit two more people and they were beaten. This ball is great. There is no problem with the three red cards in Chengdu, but Wang Gang should also be sent off with two yellows and one red. The referee's level is really low enough

Xie Feng, class is over. No offense, no defense. Two more people were beaten. In the end, one opponent was sent off and there were three more people on the field, but there was still no advantage. This is not the coach's problem. Whose problem is it? From this game, Chinese and foreign coaches can see that our teaching level is too low. Without three people, people are still storming, and Guoan has three more people who dare not attack, just trying to keep the advantage of one goal. What a pity! ! !

Look at today's referee's decision, and you will know why China football has become a third-rate team in Asia in recent years. This is also the real reason why Guoan is not welcomed by fans all over the country. It is no exaggeration that other teams played Guoan from the beginning. This also makes it a joke for Guoan to fight for the first place forever.

Anyway, Guoan won, so Guoan, who lost first and then won, will definitely enter the Super League semi-finals in 2022 under the leadership of Xie Feng.

Fans who buy lottery tickets, don't ask about the strength of the team. After buying for one year, Guoan wins and makes a small profit.

Super League 1 Guoan 3 200 Chengdu, Zhang Yuning got stuck on the ground, Hou Sen made a low-level mistake and lost the ball, and Rongcheng was sent off.

This kind of referee used to play mahjong, right? He can finish the game two minutes early. Needless to say, he must have come in through the back door again. Chengdu Rongcheng is a hero.

Guoan played too rough. There is no technology to do. Eight people in Chengdu market are like eleven people. Guoan 1 1 It seems that there are eight people.

At the last minute, I didn't see Rongcheng sent off by three people. Beijing Guoan has a long way to go, shouting slogans every year and always striving for the first place.

Guoan beat two more people for so long that it was impossible to see them. He thinks that Chengdu played more and played less, didn't work hard enough, and didn't change coaches in time. In this state, the results are not good this year.

The venue and the rain are fair to both teams. Three people in Chengdu were sent off for saving the country without scoring. I won, but it really sucks.

There are three more people in Guoan, so it's really meaningless to play like this!

Guoan goalkeeper Hou Sen won't attack, a good goalkeeper can be a defender and he will always stay in the small penalty area!

If you hit three more people, you will still be promoted. If you finally win a goal, you will still be taken care of by the referee. I really don't know that people are still boasting that national security is getting better and better. I don't know where it came from

China fans are mature! [Praise] I used to see the referee misjudge, but now I just laugh [flash] [flash] and don't even bother to scold [yi tooth] [yi tooth].

Will national security win if three people are not punished? Stop loss in time. The coaching staff dismissed the class collectively.

I just want the positive animation of the first goal of the Chengdu team to see if the Chengdu team members had physical contact with Hou Sen when Hou Sen grabbed the ball!

It is not easy to kick. The referee is the nose picker of Beijing Guoan team. Although three people were sent off in Chengdu, the score of two to three was acceptable. Chengdu, come on [come on] [come on] [come on]

The game in the Super League was terrible, and there was no skill and cooperation. This is a competition for the ball.

Chengdu lost the game and won the hearts of the fans. This is not a war, this is a lost game.

As all Beijing fans know, Hou Sen's amateur, golf, and offensive skills are no longer effective [covering his face]. As long as he doesn't lose his head, Jin is definitely a first-class defender in Asia!

After watching two games, I found that Chengdu should be relegated this year. After all, we only played two games for Beijing, and it's hard to say how many more games we can play. Guangdong and Guangxi are very dangerous.

Three red cards? Ha ha ha, there are eight people left [yi tooth] [yi tooth] [yi tooth]. I thought everyone in the Super League would really play for a while after they were poor.

There are two kinds of fans, whether football or basketball, one is China fans (except Beijing) and the other is Beijing fans.

The professional level of the referee is too poor! Blow penalty is full of loopholes, such an obvious red card, but also through VAR reminder through replay penalty. I proposed that the game should end in 5 minutes after overtime and 3 minutes. I protested in Chengdu and was reminded by the sideline referee to recall the players for the rest of the time. Super League is a joke!

It's hard to win. How can Guoan play so fleshy? There is no concept of three more people than the opponent. Eleven to eleven is leisure, eleven to ten is leisure, eleven to nine is leisure, eleven to eight is leisure. Robots always set the first gear, hahaha! [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]

The first move, Zhang was indeed violated, but it is normal to compete for the ball on the football field. If it was an Australian player or an Iranian player, Zhang Yuning probably wouldn't be so cross. As for the second move, it's really wrong for the defender not to turn around calmly, but in terms of strength, Zhang Yuning's acting skills are too real! However, there are quite a few such flashy acting skills in the world, which is disgusting from the perspective of fans.