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The annual meeting of the company helps to write a funny three-and-a-half sentence.

1. The four of us took to the stage, beating gongs and drums to celebrate. What should we say? (Mao) Bye! (First three people): It hasn't started yet. Why did you say goodbye? (d) Hey, hey, start over. property in copyright

2. Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, laugh and dance, review the future of the historical exhibition and continue fb (corruption)!

Fanmeng is full of gardens in spring, and there will be an annual meeting to celebrate the New Year. I'll pay you a New Year call (bow) and give you money (reach out)! (The first three people): What people (Northeast dialect)!

4. Good evening, class (wave your right hand). Everyone is welcome to give guidance. No matter how well you behave, don't run!

5, say three and a half sentences today, don't eat if you can't say it well, this is our first time, adding chaos!

6. Before I take the stage, I would like to say that there have been many happy events in the Cheyou Club in the past two years, and we are happy and warm-hearted. Let's take off (clothes)! (First three people): Hey ~, what are you doing?

7. Sailing Federation is so lively that the whole country knows it. You have to ask why, and it's great.

8, snow Europe is the best, our bobbin is praised by everyone, please ask the wire to evaluate, wow ~ (exaggeration)!

9. It is said that it was an event held the year before last, which is not well-known and difficult to gather. Beijing boy acted first and made a contribution!

10, Pearl Lake fb comes first, Luxiang Garden has many European friends at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year's Eve, which is booming!

1 1, branches everywhere are not lonely, Xi 'an Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, activities one after another, happy!

12, Dalian cheese eats seafood, Jiangsu fish and shrimp are connected to the pot, and farmers get together to keep fresh.

13, great progress was made in 2006, and social welfare was not lazy. Dalian was the first to help students, and it was sweet to recall that painful experience!

14. Later, some friends from Europe made trouble in Dalian, ate seafood and watched the scenery. The photo was unusual and complete!

15, the trip to Dalian is unforgettable, and the trip to the sea and the wind is coming again. Everyone likes the theme of happiness. Welcome to visit again!

16 and go on road trip in Tibet in August, 13 warriors were all cows, so they stayed in the history of the Sailing Federation and traveled at their own expense!

17, it's a long way to climb mountains and mountains, a new chapter of unity and friendship, and the plateau is full of European borders.

18, 10 formed a football team, went to the May 7th Reservoir for a meeting, got drunk in Luoyang, and was a cycling friend in Shaanxi, Henan. What is this?

19, the autumn wind is coming with a chill, advertising cars are mixed with water, and there are hooligans in Gui Li, small sample!

20. Car supporters advertise everywhere as if they know everything. Take things to sell. I don't want it!

2 1, the car team came forward, the new bamboos were not soft, and the advertising vest was cut. Really comfortable!

22. Clouds are blooming and rainbows are floating, members of Sailing Federation are laughing, and Sohu has launched a new jar, which is lively!

23. There are more newcomers this year. Find a nest before buying a car, wrap it warmly and give a gift!

24, register id to visit the forum, speak first if there is no corruption, ask for a car logo to buy seedlings, as if everything is free?

25, Fanlian family, welcome everyone to express their feelings, go online and flirt with fb (Shaanxi dialect).

26, with each passing day, a new day brings forth many new people. What are you going to do this year? Make plans early! property in copyright

27. It is not easy to organize the annual meeting. Thanks to all of you. We are all content to eat, drink and be merry. Now the meeting is over. (Want to leave)! (The first three people): That's it? I haven't given you a New Year message yet! (d) ok, ok, come again.

28. The Year of the Pig is an auspicious year, and there are endless words of blessing. Let's say a few words and make a wish with gongs and drums.

29. I wish you all peace and good luck, follow the rules and set an example without fines.

30. Second, I wish you good health. Don't work hard with rest. You can't sit in the car every day. You should exercise.

3 1, 3 I wish you all a wide range of financial resources, work hard to make more money, and maintain the vehicle is the key and the most economical.

32. I wish everyone a happy family, respect for the elderly and love for the young. Family happiness is as sweet as honey, and everyone envies it!

33. May everyone be happy. Husband and wife often love each other. Come to the forum sometime. Thieves are fun.

34. Let's get together tonight, forget the hardships and tiredness of the year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunken dream, and have no sleep tonight!

35. There are many programs later, so I won't go into details here. I wish you all great wealth!

36. (Chorus) Congratulations on getting rich! Let's retreat! (Leading everyone out of Taiwan Province)