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Husband and wife separation joke
Some Qi Xin work together to work together in the industry;
Some have a clear division of labor, and their careers and families are correct;
What's more, the official announced a divorce and said goodbye.
These "strong women and weak men" couples in different directions are in the dark tide of the entertainment circle, and their love and marriage are thought-provoking.
0 1 Married and unmarried, "specialized household of the emperor" "changed his life"
In 2004, Sun Li won various awards for her role in the TV series "Jade Guanyin", which was deeply loved by the public.
Deng Chao, who played the emperor in a series of costume dramas at that time, accumulated some popularity, but he was not as good as Sun Li at that time.
In 2005, when Deng Chao learned that he was going to play Sun Li in blossoming flowers, he began to get nervous, because deep down, he was fond of Sun Li.
The two play a couple in the play, and get to know each other better with the development of the plot.
However, after the filming, the relationship between them has not been formally determined, because Sun Li is an unmarried woman at this time.
When Sun Li 12 years old, her parents divorced and her mother brought her up alone.
The shadow of family background made Sun Li grow into an independent girl, and even hated marriage.
She no longer yearns for love, so extreme that she wants to be an unmarried person.
But the appearance of Deng Chao made her start to waver, but she never dared to take that step.
In 2006, the two co-produced the TV series Sweet Honey again, and Deng Chao insisted on confessing to Sun Li.
God knows, this time Sun Li finally put down her obsession and accepted this feeling.
20 10, Deng Chao's birthday on February 8th, got the license to marry Sun Li.
The following year, a wedding was held in Shanghai.
After getting married, they not only had two babies, a man and a woman, but also made up a word "good".
In terms of career, the two are also climbing.
Starting from Harem, Sun Li started the creation of the heroine's play, and opened up a world of her own in the TV series.
Deng Chao shines brilliantly in variety shows and movies.
Husband and wife go their separate ways in different fields. As a family, they support each other and witness each other.
Perhaps this is the most beautiful appearance of marriage.
Women are outside, men are inside.
Stephy has publicly expressed his criteria for choosing a spouse, and he must find a man who is the same as a man.
But these standards changed after the Li Chengxuan Conference.
Li Chengxuan, a Korean, was born and raised in the United States. /kloc-returned to Korea to become an artist at the age of 0/8, and was a member of the TAKE group when he debuted.
Four years later, Li Chengxuan left the team and went to China for development.
In China, he appeared in a series of TV plays, which made him familiar to the audience.
But he is most famous for marrying Stephy.
20 12 he met Stephy in a TV series called "Another Me in the World".
Stephy, who was on the set at that time, was careless and got along well with everyone on the set.
Only South Korean Daewoo Li Chengxuan saw the girl's gentle heart under her strong appearance.
As a person who received western education since childhood, Li Chengxuan bravely expressed her love to Qi Wei after making sure that she liked her.
After more than two years of getting along, the two finally established a love relationship and entered the marriage hall.
After marriage, Stephy's career climbed steadily and ushered in the golden age as an actress.
At the same time, the two also ushered in a small life.
But in those years, Li Chengxuan's career was completely shut down because of the "Korean Restriction Order".
Faced with the dilemma of career and family, Li Chengxuan made a decision after consulting with Stephy.
Stephy went out to work to earn money to support his family, while he stayed at home to take care of the children.
To this end, Qi Wei has repeatedly thanked Li Chengxuan for his sacrifice for his family.
Without his efforts, I can't work outside wholeheartedly.
But whenever there is an opportunity, Stephy will take her husband to some interviews to increase the exposure.
The interview scale of the two people is even more "unprecedented in the entertainment circle, and there is no one after it".
Later, with the growth of the lucky baby, Li Chengxuan also made a "comeback" step by step with the encouragement of Stephy.
Many netizens laughed at Qi Wei's happiness with a husband like Li Chengxuan.
Stephy boldly responded that his happiness is not just his happiness on the stage.
Respecting each other's efforts and cherishing their talents may be the mutual achievements between model couples.
Hard, hard, soft, soft.
One is a "beauty" recognized in Hong Kong, and the other is a martial arts boy in Chongqing.
Like most celebrity couples, two diametrically opposed people became attached to this drama.
In 2003, Ada Choi and Max Zhang co-produced the TV series The Hidden Moon.
Ada Choi from Hongkong is always lonely in the cast, because her Mandarin is poor.
At that time, in the crew, Max Zhang was the only one who could speak Cantonese, because he had been in Yuan Jiaban.
Two people began to get close because of language.
The same is true of men chasing women, but Max Zhang confessed three times before he succeeded.
The first time I sent a text message, Ada Choi refused, saying that she wanted to be friends.
The second time, after Max Zhang was jealous, the two men quarreled, and Max Zhang confessed again, but still failed;
The last time Ada Choi was jealous, Max Zhang realized that it was a sign that the other person cared about himself.
Tell the truth for the last time, but I didn't expect Ada Choi to agree directly.
In this way, the two finally came together.
But the two people who were together at that time were not optimistic, because Ada Choi was much more famous than Max Zhang.
Later, Ada Choi made Max Zhang's career even more embarrassing with his film and television works such as "The Fire in the Harem".
Looking through the entertainment gossip of that year, it was all about Max Zhang borrowing his wife and being a soft rice man.
Zhang Jin is suffering a double blow from his career and family.
On the one hand, it is to pass information everywhere to run the crew to play a walk-on, on the other hand, family relations are pointed at.
So Ada Choi began to show off her husband on various occasions and social networking sites.
She praised Max Zhang as her idol and the best husband in the world.
Every time I introduce myself, I will say "I am Max Zhang's wife" first, and then say my name.
Finally, with Ada Choi's encouragement, Max Zhang seized the opportunity of "The Grandmaster" and won the Best Supporting Actor in the Hong Kong Film Awards.
At the award ceremony, Max Zhang declared loudly that Ada Choi's happiness in this life depends on her.
Ada Choi cried in the audience as he watched the people who accompanied him realize his ideal in life.
This couple let us see the meaning of companionship. If we love him, we will always accompany him, give him a sense of security and let him do what he wants.
04 female university 8, holding a "career" brick.
Ma Yili is eight years old.
When she became popular with Princess Zhu Huan 3, the article was only a sophomore.
They met for the first time on the set of the TV series "Royal Guards".
Ma Yili plays the leading role in the play, and the article is just an actor with a bit of drama.
One is a famous elder sister with resources, and the other is a transparent younger brother of a rookie.
Even so, the article still takes the initiative to chat with Ma Yili every day.
In this way, the two high-profile together.
At first, both of them had strong personalities, but at that time, they couldn't compare with each other's articles, and they would tolerate Ma Yili everywhere.
In 2008, Ma Yili was photographed going to the hospital for examination, before they got married.
Due to the pressure from all sides and the responsibility for the children, the two handed in the certificate.
After the child was born, the article announced that the child's name was "Love Horse".
This is not only a confession to Ma Yili, but also a public declaration to those who don't like them: We are fine.
The article revealed in a program that Ma Yili's nickname at home is "Commander Ma".
Commander Ma has the final decision on all family affairs, including property.
I don't know if the article at that time complained about it, but at that time, everything that Commander Ma was in charge of was true.
Commander Ma said he was willing to give up his job for his family.
Next, I will read the article.
After Ma Yili focused on his family, many resources tended to articles.
The explosion of snow leopard, humble abode and naked marriage directly made the article a beacon in the eyes of major directors.
It happened that the TV series Naked Marriage, in which the article participated, became the biggest threat to Ma Yili's marriage.
The "see you on monday" incident in 20 14 shocked the entertainment circle for many years. The male owner of this big melon is Wen and the female owner is Yao Di.
After the incident was exposed, the article voluntarily admitted that it had failed the family.
Everyone is waiting for Ma Yili to get angry or get divorced.
However, Ma Yili ended the activity with one sentence: "Love is easy, but marriage is not. Do it and cherish it".
It is the heart of a big woman to show forgiveness in public.
Only she knows whether Ma Yili, who can face herself alone in the middle of the night, has let go.
On June 29th, 20 15, on Ma Yili's birthday, the article "proposed marriage" again, which caused the whole network to boil.
Just when everyone thought that "see you on monday" was a thing of the past, their love story ended in a breakup.
On July 28th, 20 19, one year after Yao Di was proposed by Alex Gao, a wealthy businessman, Ma Yili both issued a document announcing her divorce.
From the outside world, famous articles are unwilling to compromise under Ma Yili's toughness, but only they know their grievances.
Yao Di's married life didn't last long. Since October, 200211,Yao Di's husband, Alex Gao, has been cuddling with the mysterious beauty for many times.
Yao Di's side was also photographed by the media as intimate with the mysterious man.
Nowadays, both articles and Yao Di's career have plummeted, and one movie a year is a high profile.
Their experiences and current situation have also become a joke.
Family comes second, career comes first, and distance trumps love?
Yang Mi, a Beijinger and a child star, has a different passion for her career.
While other students are still studying, Yang Mi has become a Ruili model.
It is natural for Li to sign a contract with a company to become an actor.
Even though she was admitted to Beijing Film Academy, she didn't give up working outside.
In 2006, when the martial arts drama "The Condor Heroes" was broadcast, Yang Mi, who was only 20 years old, began to be known and gradually emerged in the entertainment circle.
At that time, 32-year-old Liu Haozhi decided to leave TVB and come to the mainland for development.
But his career has never been "explosive".
These two people, aged 12, met at a dinner on 20 10.
Even after constant gossip and countless rumors, neither of them admitted this completely different relationship.
2014 65438+1October 8th, they got married in Bali.
In the fifth month of marriage, Yang Mi gave birth to her daughter Noemie in Hongkong.
After Noemie was born, her parents-in-law in Hong Kong took care of her. In order to take care of her children conveniently, Liu Yaohui gradually focused on Hong Kong.
But Yang Mi, whose center of gravity is in Beijing, is always with her husband and children.
So she started running in two places.
During this marriage, news of "marriage change" often came out.
But neither Yang Mi nor Liu Haozhi admitted nor denied it. What impressed me the most was that their divorce hot search came once a month, and they were also ridiculed by netizens as "menstrual stickers"
Gossip in the entertainment circle often comes true when it is passed around, which also verifies the phrase "there is no smoke without fire" in disguise.
After four years of marriage, the two announced the news of divorce.
This marriage may come and go as quickly as their love.
One for work and the other for family, two people walking on two roads can only choose to say goodbye after all.
Come in a hurry and go in a hurry.
The news of Zhou Xun's marriage exploded in the entertainment circle of 20 14.
And many people have never even heard the name of her marriage partner.
Zhou Xun also attached Baidu Encyclopedia to everyone when she was in public love.
Gao Shengyuan, a Chinese American, is an actor by profession. He has been playing small roles in Hollywood, and his career is tepid.
Many viewers feel incredible about their love affair.
After all, Zhou Xun was in contact with celebrities in the circle, such as Li and Wang Shuo.
Maybe it's the age.
Zhou Xun, who is nearly 40 years old, is particularly eager for a long-term intimate relationship. The appearance of Gao Shengyuan just made up for Zhou Xun's emotional needs at that time.
Zhou Xun, who never gave up love, chose to be brave again.
2014 July 16, in a public welfare activity in Hangzhou, Zhou Xun stood with Gao Shengyuan in a wedding dress and announced the news that she was going to get married.
At this time, everyone is happy for the elf in this entertainment circle.
Finally found a person who can be entrusted for life.
But after all, pure love can't compare with daily necessities in life.
Gao Shengyuan's career development is far behind that of Zhou Xun, so Zhou Xun took him in and out on various occasions just to accumulate contacts and introduce him to work.
In the third year of marriage, Gao Shengyuan insisted on going back to Hollywood for development after seeing no improvement in her domestic career, and the two began to live apart abroad.
Many people saw that the two suddenly became in the same frame and no longer mentioned each other, so they began to guess that this relationship was also suspected of getting married.
Facts have proved that the eyes of the masses are discerning.
In 2020, after Gao Shengyuan's kissing photos were exposed, the news of their divorce could not be completely concealed, so Good Luck was released at the same time to announce the divorce.
Judging from the emotional trend of these six couples, "women are strong and men are weak" is their common feature before.
Good couples can work together to turn this "inequality" into a driving force for family progress, while some couples end in failure.
In fact, the secret of marriage preservation is the joint efforts of two people. As long as one person chooses to stop, it is bound to break up.
I wish star couple, who has experienced the trauma of marriage, can find someone who can move on for each other in the next life.
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