Classic humorous jokes without moral integrity

Classic humorous jokes without moral integrity

The teacher asked: If you have fifty dollars in your left pocket and sixty dollars in your right pocket, what does that mean? Classmate: It means the clothes are not mine! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

On the train, a man shouted at me that I was sitting in the wrong seat, which was particularly fierce. I was deadlocked for a while. I looked at his ticket and I gave up. He didn't say anything.

After the train ran for a while, I said to him, you got on the wrong train! ?

Hehe, sometimes this is the way to teach people without quality.

He turned pale and asked the person next to him. As a result, I took the wrong bus.

The goddess said she was bored and asked me if I wanted to have dinner together. I said disheartened, come on, I know you don't really like me. ?

The goddess immediately retorted excitedly:? Who said that?

My heart is full of joy: Do you like me? ! ?

? No, I just want to know who told you the secret.

3 quarreling with my wife, and her wife is going back to her mother's house with her luggage. When I looked anxious, I swore with my finger that if I made you angry again, I would turn off the lights. Suddenly the light went out at once, and my pants were wet with fear. I thought it was not so accurate! Suddenly the light came on again. Then I turned to see my son standing by the switch and said, Dad, is it exciting? Me?

My daughter is doing her homework. I want to test her and ask her with a newspaper. What is the pronunciation of this word?

? High speed. ?

? What about this? . ?

? Bribery ?

? What about this?

? Dad, can you watch TV? I'm too busy to teach you to read? .

On the train, I saw a couple. The woman fell asleep lying on the man's lap.

The sun outside the window is quite big, and the curtains can't completely block it. Then the man hangs his hands to help the girl block the sun from her face.

This posture was maintained for a long time until the woman' woke up and saw crying and sobbed and asked:? Have you been trying to hit me for a long time?

Classic humorous jokes about moral integrity (2) 1, A: To find a wife is to find someone who is experienced in all aspects.

B: Is that included? Sex? Experience?

A: Nima?

2.a: It's a thing of the past that she abandoned you. It used to be a sad thing. You should look back and stop crying for her.

B: Thank you, or sympathize with me and understand me?

A: Save your tears now and wait until the next woman abandons you.

B: Nima?

3. A: People should not be stingy and narrow-minded, but should be generous and optimistic.

b； Tell me, how optimistic?

Answer: To be a man, you should learn from the boiler. You're mad, and it whistles leisurely?

B: Nima?

Classic humorous jokes without moral integrity (3) 1. Why do characters in Gu Long's novels like to be named by numbers, especially odd numbers? Such as: Shengsan, dragon five, Du Qi, Xiao, Yan and Peng.

A: I may want to give people a feeling that is hard to get rid of. 2.a: What will Iron Man become after he dies?

I don't know

A: Railroad. . 3. Tang Priest: Bajie and Wukong, you two are a whole!

Wukong Bajie: Master, we can change our skills. Is it necessary to have plastic surgery?

Tang Priest: It's too much trouble to change. It's better to keep the full capacity!

Wukong Bajie: What does Master want us to do?

Tang Priest: A Royal Sister and a Lori. . .

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