How to write a humorous composition of 350 words

The two teachers who impressed me the most were a couple. What impressed me more was the male teacher, Miss Zhou.

My teacher is thirty years old, but he looks a bit like a young man who has just turned twenty. He is a "senior figure", even his glasses are deeper than others, reaching more than 400 degrees. Because the teacher is highly nearsighted, his eyes look particularly small, and the eye socket is very obvious through the lens. When the teacher watches us do our homework, he will cross his arms left and right and hold his arms to scan the students, which means "standing by".

Teacher is a good teacher with a sense of humor. Whenever he is in class, he will casually make up a little joke and a few short stories to create a lively atmosphere, so that we can gain rich knowledge in happiness.

In that exercise class, the teacher was commenting on the composition and suddenly asked, "Do you like hamburgers?" Like, really in unison. The teacher went on to say, "ok, hamburger cake and hamburger porridge are in the morning;" At noon, fried hamburgers, stewed hamburgers and steamed hamburgers are served. It's fried hamburgers in the evening. Do you like it after eating for three days? "We all laughed, and a classmate said," How can we eat like this? " Teacher Zhou said seriously, "Why not? Listen to this exercise! "Oh, there was a classmate who wrote two things in his homework. One is that his mother took him to the hospital when he had a fever, and the other is that he hurt his mother and dressed himself. Oh, the teacher told us to choose new materials!

Once, we were about to start class, and some students had not come yet, but it was past class time. Helpless, the teacher closed the door and gave us a lecture. Just chatting for a while, the students who were late arrived in a hurry. The teacher was not angry at all, and deliberately said solemnly, "Hey, you are so early! You came before we finished school. " Suddenly, the classmate's face was flushed with shame and he didn't dare to make any noise. He hurried back to his seat. I think: he will certainly learn this lesson.

How's it going? My teacher. All right! Isn't he humorous!