Looking for humorous English dialogues

three man shoot is very NB

one day , VS shoot game .,

first man, a watermelon on a girl head, BOOOMM~~~ watermelon is broke. he say i'm zolo~

second man, an apple on a girl head, BOOOMM~~~ apple is broke. he say i'm bond(007)

Third man, a cherry on a girl head ,BOOOMM~~~ girl is broke... he say ...i'm sorry....