Joke about monks and toilet paper

Because of the hot weather, an old monk took a towel and soap and ran to the river to take a bath. In the middle of washing, I suddenly saw three little village girls walking towards the river.

The old monk looked around the river and saw that there was no place to hide.

When you have an idea, stand on a rock with a towel and soap and pretend to be a statue?

Three little village girls who had never seen the world came to the river to wash clothes...

Suddenly they saw the statue on the stone and felt very curious, especially under the statue. There was a strange handle that I had never seen before...

The first little village girl was bolder and tried to pull the "handle" with her hand. As a result, although the old monk held back, I didn't dare to move, but the towel still fell down...

The first little village girl shouted: "It's so magical! Just pull it and you can get a towel!"

No. The two little village girls said: "Let me try it instead..." They also pulled the handle with their hands. As a result, although the old monk resisted moving this time, the soap still fell...

The second little village girl shouted: "It's really amazing! What I got is a piece of soap!"

The third little village girl was timid, but she saw that they all got it When I got the prize, I was a little jealous...

So I also pulled the "handle" of the statue...

I pulled it the first time, but nothing fell, so I pulled it the second time. The next time, the third time, nothing happened...

So when she got angry, she kept pulling, and kept pulling...

Keeping pulling, and keeping pulling...

Finally ...

The third little village girl shouted happily: "Look... I got... facial cleanser!