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Please write a beautiful mermaid article, like the one in Rebirth of the Deep Sea Crown

"The Mermaid Admiral" This is a series

"In the Heart of the Ocean"

"The Lament of the Mermaid"

"The Mermaid's Sigh" "Hate to Marry"

As a 24-year-old and 11-month-old fish, Qiao Qing expressed that she is under a lot of pressure...

This article takes a warm and heartwarming route, with occasional abuse. , never violent

This article is calm, wise, mermaid Shou The beginning of the article will be very silly and silly

"The Happiness I Want through Mermaid Time"

This is a world where only people of the same sex exist.

The humans here are generally over 190 centimeters tall, while Donahue is only 180 centimeters tall and has the slender, beautiful appearance of a mermaid. In this society where mermaids are rare, people of the same sex are indeed chasing each other’s goals to conquer.

"Rogue Mermaid"

When Triton came to the earth, women were extinct, mermaids laid eggs, and he got married inexplicably.

His partner was still The most ordinary-looking man that he can't stand the most is caught in the streets. What's more terrible is that the man never understands the meaning of his words...

Chen Fan wants one The gentle and kind mermaid became his lifelong partner, but unfortunately it backfired.

God gave him a lustful + rough + violent + love to play gangster + never worry about the enemy. What is even worse is that he just My heart is moved...

"Slow Cooking Mermaid"

This article is awkward and self-reliant vs. dull and rigid

Pseudo-science fiction background, male and female, relaxed and humorous writing style Lord.

If you dare to call me alive, I will whip you to death with my tail

It doesn’t matter if it’s not rebirth or time travel, but he considers himself unlucky if he turns into a mermaid for no reason. But why was he suddenly assigned a partner who inexplicably gave birth to several children while he was in a coma? Now that he's awake, he still wants to give birth to him, so let's just dream about it...

Basically based on the character's emotional line. Yu Wei, who became a mermaid through genetic modification, has continued to strive for self-improvement and adhered to self-reliance as the main line. After repeated defeats as the process, the final failure was the ending...

Yu Wei jumped up and beat up: You are the dead author, Shouldn't the ending be the final success? Why did I fail in the end?

Hua: Because if you succeed, I can disappear. I can't afford to offend that person in your family...

"Rude Mermaid"

After 2012, women became extinct, mermaids laid eggs, and Qiao Bin started school.

Qiao Bin: TAT, I am a mermaid!

Lan Hao: I know better than anyone else!

Qiao Bin: TAT, I am actually a mermaid!

Lan Hao: Calm down!

Qiao Bin was furious: TAT, you must be secretly happy!

Lan Hao Shunmao: Be good, I’ll make sweet and sour pork ribs for you when I get home!

"The Mermaid Will Die for His Own Misfortune"

If you dare to turn me into a critter, you must have the consciousness to pay the price!

——On the day of the wedding, Qiu Haifei hugged Xu Moying and chuckled, but what he said was vicious.

The story of a breeder who turned into a critter...

A stew of time travel + future + mermaid + orc fiction

Try to highlight the highlights It is written in a cute way, and the author is struggling, so the protagonist is also struggling~

The setting is random, and the textual research style and so on... What kind of textual research is used in future writing?

"The Restless Domestic Mermaid"

This is when a mermaid who has lived in myth for more than a hundred years traveled to the unknown era of hot weapons

This is a world where everyone thinks that mermaids are to be carefully protected and treated with tenderness, which is synonymous with fragility

But at this time, a mermaid could smash the pure steel laboratory door with his tail. Appearance~

This is a mermaid lover who is easily explosive by nature, looks weak on the outside, loves to complain on the inside, and holds grudges on the inside. He is currently struggling to become a queen lover

When he encounters a love outlook, he is simple on the outside, paralyzed on the outside and serious on the inside. The story about an officer who occasionally complains about becoming a loyal dog is Baozi

"The Breeding of a Mermaid"

This is the story of a silly little silver mermaid who came to the world. .

Due to my gluttony, I followed the scent.

From then on, my stomach was hooked by the delicacies brought by men with malicious intentions.

I often ran away. Come to the tooth festival, so much so that even my heart was hooked and could never go back.

"The History of the Mermaid's Struggle"

Mo Li's body was torn into pieces by sharks, but he miraculously survived. The mysterious Dr. Z transplanted his brain into a mermaid On the body.

From then on, there was no Moli in the world, only a blue mermaid named Jasmine.

Resurrecting from the dead is already a magical thing, why did you turn into a mermaid?

It’s okay to turn into a crappie, but what is this strange feeling of being flustered, having a dry mouth, and feeling hot all over?

Moli collapsed and shouted: "Why should I turn into a mermaid in heat!!!"

This is a mermaid who is suffering from heat and is jumping around in pursuit. The story of the frigid iceberg.

"Mermaid Boy"

When I got tired of being in the sea, I went ashore for a walk. Unexpectedly, I ended up working as a gangster!

Let’s take a look at the story of the unprecedented first mermaid~

In the distance of the sea, the water is so blue, like the most beautiful cornflower petals, and at the same time it is So clear, like the brightest glass. Yet it is so deep that no anchor chain can reach the bottom. In order to reach from the bottom of the sea to the surface of the water, many church steeples must be connected one after another. The people at the bottom of the ocean live down here.

"The Mermaid Lays Eggs"

This article tells the story of a child who travels through a crocodile and encounters people and ghosts.

The article is written in the third person, 1V1, a bit novice, warm-hearted, occasionally a little abusive, but not the protagonist, the code is posted immediately, there is no outline, and it is slow-burning. You can call this article a disguise. Modern science-fiction novels, well, I like to be funny, although none of them are funny...

"The Shark Reborn in Another World"

Jimo Bingfeng: Baby, let's have another one Little buns.

Lin Qing: Give birth to buns? Your whole family has buns, but I am a pure man!

Jimo Bingfeng: But if you have a tail, you can give birth to buns.

Lin Qing, who turned his tail into legs: Damn, open your dog eyes and see clearly, where is the tail of labor and management! !

Jimo Bingfeng: = =! ! !