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Which hero death lines of the king are the funniest?

The first thing to say is the voice of the hero Zhang Fei. He said he would take the head of an enemy general among millions of people, but many elementary school players often listen to other people's mobile phones before their knowledge reaches a certain level.

Shangguan Waner's original lines were sent by the doctor, which was understood by many players as doing their best to send the enemy's head.

The hero of Donghuang Taiyi has always been a hero of the control department, and he is a hero with strong mobility and flexibility. Is the existence of the devil, the most important representative is Han Xin. Listen to Han Xin's complaints?

Niu Mo is always an upright image in the game. He only knows how to go straight, and even the release of big moves is within the rules. His lines will say that the game is a pure man, which may be a hint.

The last hero to say is Hui. As an assassin, Hui has a strong harvesting ability. But the lines in the game will say "Don't cover the quilt?" This sentence is a bit strange, I don't know what it is.

Like the little friends can pay a little attention, thank you.

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The lines of individual heroes are not so funny, but they work better together.

In the glory of the king, every hero has his own lines. The hero's lines are domineering, dirty and classic. So this time I have a bold idea to connect the hero's lines together, which is very funny. I can laugh all day after reading it.

Our lines are connected with our lines.

Mi Yue's lines: If you conquer men, you conquer the world. Cheng's lines: so comfortable! Connecting the lines feels like conquering Cheng, and Cheng feels comfortable and funny. These two heroic lines really match.

Wu Zetian's lines and even da ji's lines.

Wu Zetian's lines: Give priority to me, da ji's lines: Please command da ji's master heartily. Wu Zetian's lines are extremely overbearing in the game, while da ji is a gentle character. The lines on both sides are like a master and a slave, which is very funny. Wu Zetian's lines: Give priority to me, da ji's lines: Please command da ji's master heartily. Wu Zetian's lines are extremely overbearing in the game, while da ji is a gentle character. The lines on both sides are like a master and a slave, which is very funny.

Zhuang Zhou's poems and even Bian Que's poems.

Zhuang Zhou's immune control is disgusting in the game, but his lines feel strange: the butterfly is me, I am a butterfly, unlike butterflies, and Bian Que's lines: It's time to take medicine, and he thinks Zhou Zhuang is crazy. The lines on both sides are really funny. Zhuang Zhou's immune control is disgusting in the game, but his lines feel strange: the butterfly is me, I am a butterfly, unlike butterflies, and Bian Que's lines: It's time to take medicine, and he thinks Zhou Zhuang is crazy. The lines on both sides are really funny.

Old Master Q: Alas, he ducked to the waist and retired first (I always feel that Old Master Q has a little disrespect for the elderly. After he was killed, he just said that he would flash to his waist and leave. In the background story, he, Zhuang Zhou and Mozi, as three sages, taught the world together. Such a funny little old man is hardly reminiscent of a saint teaching the world. )

Xiao Qiao: Oh ~ Lord Zhou Yu (It seems that Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu have a good relationship and are the most sincere wives. Before they died, they all shouted Zhou Yu's name. )

Zhen Ji: Oh ~ Please don't abandon me (Ming Yin Shi said you would be abandoned three times! )

Luban No.7: I want to be quiet ~ quiet ~ (Hey, who is quiet, quiet? )

Liu Chan: My dad never hits me (the so-called "can't help but fight" probably refers to a child like Liu Chan. His lines are almost inseparable from his father's. Now is the era of fighting dad, but Liu Chan, the hero, is not easy to mess with in King's Canyon. Although there is tank assistance, the ability to dismantle the tower is very fast. What he said was actually quite funny when he was killed. Someone has to beat him up for your father, so that he can listen. )

① Cheng: Cheng, as one of the heroes with no solution, is really hated by many people. After all, your injury doesn't recover as quickly as others' blood, which is really a headache. This sentence is even more irritating! "Good, so comfortable." Are you angry? Later, it made you like a dung stick. You can't take him away without three or four people!

② da ji: Three sisters (da ji, Wang Zhaojun, Angela) in the canyon grass, historical figures, squatting in the grass made you hard to guard against. After death, the lines were: badly beaten.

③ Cao Cao: Wei Lao Da, known as Cao, Cao Lao Da, Shang Dan overlord, tiger balm in the canyon, who meets after level 4, and after the death of Cao Cao pirate captain Pi: sewer, capsize ".

Angela: Three sisters in the Canyon, a little girl with a ponytail, hold a book every day, which is lovely and love. After her death, her line is: play with fire and set herself on fire.

⑤: The story of Diusim: The story of four ancient beauties, Diusim, fell in love in a triangle in the canyon. The lines: Brother Zilong, lines after death: indecent assault!

Hello, everyone, I'm your old friend Xiao Qi. Today we will talk about the game the glory of the king. The glory of the king has been online for three years. In the past three years, the glory of the king has been constantly improving, which makes many gamers like this mobile game. Why is the glory of the king so popular? This is inseparable from the glory of the king's design, especially the subtle lines of the hero's death touched the hearts of many players, among which Cao Cao's death lines definitely made many players laugh, and finally the hero's lines made many players cry! Let's take a look at those heroic death lines that touch the hearts of players.

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Wang Zhaojun: I saw the spring in my hometown.

The hero Wang Zhaojun is very popular, and her death line is: I saw the spring in my hometown. This sentence also combines our history well. As we all know, in the history of our country, Zhao Jun went to the fortress, and the game designed Wang Zhaojun's death line as: seeing the spring in his hometown. This also makes us realize that Wang Zhaojun is very nostalgic for his hometown. In the game, we players also realized that Wang Zhaojun didn't want to leave our comrades. Although she was killed, her soul still fought with us. Such lines have touched many players.

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Cao Cao: sewer, capsize

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Da ji: Ah! It was broken.

Da ji's appearance rate in the glory of the king is also very large, and his winning percentage is extremely high. Especially in the later period, how many enemies have a headache because of injury, and a set of skills is a head. Team battles don't destroy each other's da ji, so give up resistance! Because da ji's late injury is too confusing for players! When da ji was killed, he said, Oh, it's broken. It also makes many players forget it.

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Gongsun Li: Be happy.

Gongsun Li's image makes many players like it very much. It's really cute and gives us a happy feeling. When she was killed, she said, be happy. This sentence even broke the hearts of many players. Even before Gongsun Li was killed, he did not forget to care about the happiness of his teammates. Really touching!

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Keeping an appointment for a hundred miles is very harmful. In the battle, the super-high skill of 2 skills broke out. After the big move is opened, the damage really makes the player very enjoyable. And "Keeping a promise in a hundred miles" will also say such a line when he is dying: For the last time, stand up! After listening to this sentence, many players shed tears, which is also the last farewell to his brother. How sad!

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The lines in the glory of the king are very interesting, and so are the lines that every hero says when he dies. Today we will look at the funny lines in the glory of the king. What does every hero say when he dies?

There are some funny death lines. The first interesting death line is Cai Wenji. When Cai Wenji died, she would say that the girl's heart was broken, and she cried for a long time.

The second joke is Zhong Kui's lines. As a mage, Zhong Kui can pull others to his side and then kill the enemy. He will say "devil" when he dies, but you are a child. Will he still be afraid of ghosts?

The third funny line is Kyle's line, his death line, saying "four guarantees and one self" Mark recently said that he died many times in the Grand Canyon because his teammates were so scum. The four people agreed before leaving contain a result. After the group battle, no one came and no one protected him.

The third funny line is Li Bai's line, called drunk. It seems that he is still very calm in the face of death. Death is like being drunk, and it is also very chic.

The fourth funny line is that Old Master Q Q. Old Master Q said he wanted to go first. It turns out that Old Master Q is still so humorous. The fifth funny line is Liu Chan's line. When he died of a miscarriage, he would say, even my father stopped playing. I think abortion is favored at home, and no one dares to play at home, but the young master was killed outside. It seems that Liu Chan himself is unfair. This is a proper official second generation, rich second generation.

The fifth funny line is that when Lu Ban's short leg died, he said, Be quiet, I want to be quiet, Lu Ban, thinking, why do I always get hurt? Why does everyone want to use me as an ATM? I don't agree. I want to be quiet.

As a Japanese figure, Musashi Miyamoto's words after his death are male and female. He doesn't seem to believe that he was killed by the other side.

The seventh funny line is that of Di Renjie. His background story is that he wandered around the Grand Canyon as a detective, looking for clues about the murderer. When he dies, he will read a line saying that the murderer is among us. In fact, everyone knows how you died, but they didn't tell him.

The eighth funny line belongs to Sean. Sean's lines are the most pretentious. When he died, he said, you know too much, you know your feelings too well, so you were killed. You are too pretentious.

I think Zhou Yu, paying tribute to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, was born not only in Sri Lanka, but also in Liang! Ah, ah, ha ha.

One: Supreme Treasure

For the Supreme Treasure, even death will not be too painful for him, but if there is no way to be with Xia Zi, it will be his most painful time, so this sentence also tells the inner pain of the monkey, so this sentence is very meaningful for the monkey.

Two: Wang Zhaojun

In history class, we should all have heard the story of Zhao Jun's departure from the fortress. In the background story of the glory of the king, Zhao Jun also has a strong homesickness.

Three: Musashi Miyamoto

In the story, Musashi Miyamoto loved a man named A Tong deeply, and he left this world earlier than Musashi Miyamoto. Although Miyamoto looks like a very cold swordsman, he is very gentle inside. This line fully proves his heart, maybe he still wants to reunite with the person he loves after he dies.

Four: Mulan

The lines of this sentence are more interesting. It is estimated that few players can understand it. This line is simply understood as a prop for resurrection. The use of the word cat cart proves that they can be resurrected soon.

Five: Guan Yu

No matter in the past or now, as long as everyone mentions the name Guan Yu, many people will first think of the word loyalty and righteousness. Guan Yu is very loyal not only to the Lord, but also to his brothers. In the glory of the king, he is no exception. Even if he dies, his first thought is his brothers, so in his heart, maybe that Taoyuan is his best destination.

I think it's Angela Angela, as the mage with the highest appearance rate in the low-end bureau, is really no joke. No one can't take it away. Besides, it's no use trying to interrupt her with a CD and a shield. Second, skills slow down and there is continuous damage. One skill and three fireballs are even more brittle and painful. But it also belongs to short legs, so Angela's death line is very funny. "Play with fire and set yourself on fire." Haha, that's really on my mind. Those waves themselves have no good end.

Ruban 7 is very special.