English joke: I'll go by myself.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who always pretended to be knowledgeable, even though he couldn't read or write at all. One day, when the landlord was chatting with his guests.

A servant came in and handed him a letter asking him to borrow a cow. The landlord is worried that his guests will know that he can't read and write.

So he opened the envelope and glanced at the words on it. Then he said to the servant

"All right.

Please tell him that I will go there myself in a few minutes. "Once upon a time, there was a landlord who could not read or write, but insisted on pretending to be very knowledgeable in front of people. One day, the local host was chatting with a guest when the servant came in and handed him a letter, asking him to borrow a cow. The landlord was afraid that the guest would know that he couldn't read, so he opened the envelope, looked at the words on the letter, and then said to the servant, "OK, you tell him that I will go by myself later. "