Somebody tell me a joke! Oh

I went to buy breakfast this morning. After ordering, the boss asked me, "Pack it or take it away?" Me: "Huh?"

The boss asked again, "Pack it or take it away?" Me: "Huh?" The boss was angry: "I specially asked you to pack it and take it away." I asked weakly, "Me, can I eat here?"

Feel ashamed to see people

York is a famous miser. On this day, he found Jack and drew a charcoal painting for him, but he didn't want to pay. Jack knows him and is determined to cure him. Soon, he drew it.

York looked at it and asked in surprise, "Why did you only draw the back?"

Jack replied, "like you, where can you face people?"

Revenge on men

The best way to get back at a man is to be his daughter in the next life. Think about it, cry and yell at him, and he will have to coax you, and he will never be rude again. You can be shameless by swiping his card. Let the class teacher lecture him if his grades are not good. "With this virtue, you can raise such a daughter!" I remember desperately talking about failed love, which made him so distressed that he wanted to hit those boys with a broom.

Referee dad

After a football match, a pair of lovestruck men and women suddenly said to the man, "I want to break up with you." The man looked at the woman doubtfully: "What, you don't love me anymore?" The woman was very angry and said to the man, "You don't respect my father!" " "The man said very grievance:" I didn't, I really didn't. I didn't do anything to your father. The woman was very angry and said, "You scolded my father." "The man was at a loss and said," What did I scold your father? Impossible, I don't even know what your father does! " The woman shouted, "My father is a football referee! ! ! ! "