Humorous story of ox and buffalo

Cow Joke A group of animals encountered a shipwreck and were drifting on the sea in a small boat. When the food was almost gone, they decided to throw some of their companions away through the game. The rule is to take turns telling jokes. If someone's joke doesn't make all the animals laugh, it's bad luck. Cow talks first. The cow joke was so good that almost every animal laughed, but not the pigs. So the cow was thrown overboard. Then it's the sheep's turn. Sheep jokes are terrible. No one can laugh. But the pig burst into laughter. "Why are you laughing?" the animals asked in confusion. "Sorry, I remembered the cow joke." The pig replied slowly. Here comes a mother and son. The child is probably about 4 years old. It seems that he has just finished school from kindergarten. The mother asks her son a few words in English and arithmetic from time to time. At this time, the son picks up the recipe and reads it, and he knows a lot of words. Here is At that time, a funny thing happened. The son asked his mother, what is this, what is it? My mother took one look at it and replied casually: bullwhip. The son probably had never been exposed to it before, so he asked his mother what a bullwhip was and what part of the cow it was. The mother didn’t answer, probably because she didn’t know how to answer. At this time, the son still refused to give up, kept asking, and asked him to His mother pointed to him (that is, asking his mother to point to where the bullwhip is on his body). Finally, his mother had no choice but to point to his feet. At that time, I wanted to laugh but didn’t dare. I was holding it back so much that now that I think about it, I still can’t. I find it interesting. One day, the county leaders went to the countryside to inspect various things and came to the foot of the hillside. At this time, there were two cows grazing on the hillside, a male and a female. The bull said to the cow: "I want to hide!" The cow asked: "Why?" The bull replied: "Do you know? ? The leaders in the county all like to eat bullwhips. What should I do if they meet me? "The cow said, "Okay, go and hide!" The bull just hid for a while. Son, I saw the cow running over panting. So he asked the cow: "What are you doing here? You don't have a bullwhip!" The cow said: "You don't know, the county has come to lead, and the cadres in the township love to brag. They will blow me off later." What should I do?" 2. After the cow and the bull lived for a long time, the cow felt that life was boring, so she left the bull and went to find the elephant. After a while, the cow felt that the bull was still kind to her, and being with the elephant was not interesting, so the cow returned to the bull, but the cow found that the bull did not seem to be as good to her as before. So, the cow asked the bull: Dear, why are you so lukewarm to me? Have I changed, or have you changed? Bull said: Of course you have changed. "What has changed?" The bull looked at the cow and said, "You are bigger than the cow." The cow's head turned to the horse's mouth