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Qi is a brave man, one lives in Dongguo and the other in Xiguo.

Two people in Qi boasted that they were brave. One lives in the east and the other in the west. One day, they suddenly met on the road. One said, "It's rare to meet. Let's go for a drink. " After drinking several rounds of wine, one person said, "Do you want to eat meat?"

Another man said, "You are meat; Me too. In that case, why find another meat? Just prepare some lobster sauce here. " So they drew their swords and ate each other's flesh until they were all dead. You are so brave, you might as well not be brave.

Original text:

Qi is a brave man, one lives in Dongguo and the other in Xiguo. When I met him on the road, I said, "Why don't you have a drink with me?" He counted a few lines and said, "Do you want meat?" One person said: "Son, meat is also; Me, meat also. Brother Shang Hu asks for meat? So I just dyed it. " Because of the knife, I will die. Brave is brave.

Extended data:

The philosophy of cutting meat and spitting;

In order to compete for the reputation of "bravery", two reckless men actually cut off each other's meat to eat, until finally, because of excessive bleeding, both of them died. When they hurt each other, they actually misunderstood the meaning of courage. Courage is not superficial recklessness, but a rational belief. There are different levels of courage. No matter what the result is, it is useless to act on impulse.

And truly brave people will do things that ordinary people dare not do in order to get the results they deserve. If the true meaning of courage is misunderstood and carried out in a bold way, it will cause many unintentional behaviors, including wasting life. The mistake of these two men is that they regard the brutal and cruel acts of killing and being killed, eating people and being eaten as brave performances.

Self-inspiration of cutting meat:

We should be a thoughtful and effective person, and don't blindly pursue courage or make meaningless blind worship, otherwise we will make jokes, even get hurt seriously, and the consequences will be unimaginable.

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