In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, what are the funny stories about God's reversal of his face?

According to the impression, the rankings are in no particular order.

First, xelloss went to Zhen Fu.

When xelloss saw the two women crying, he drew his sword and tried to cut them ... When xelloss drew the woman near, he saw that her hair was covered with mud. Don't just look at wiping the sleeves of your shirt, you can see that Zhen Shiyin looks like jade, and it has the color of dumping the country. Then he said to Liu, "I am the son of Prime Minister Cao. I want to protect your family. Don't worry. " Sit by the sword.

After capturing Jizhou, Cao Pi went to Yuan Jia to search and saw two women crying. At first xelloss drew his sword to kill people, and later dragged Zhen Fu to his side. In short, he has a bad attitude and wants to kill people. As a result, after seeing Zhen Fu's beauty, Xelloss immediately changed his face, revealed his identity, and said that he kept people safe, and was finally included in the harem.

Sure enough, face value is everything. If it was another woman, it would have been cut by Cao Gongzi. Poor Zhen Fu didn't end well in the end. Was humiliated alive by xelloss and died.

Second, the defeat of Cao Cao in Chibi.

This paragraph is rather long, so I won't quote the original text after it has been inverted several times.

After Cao Cao's defeat in Chibi, he retreated to the west of Wulin and the north of Yidu. He looked at the steep place, then laughed on his back and said that Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu had no plans. If he uses an army, he will ambush an army here. As a result, the words sound just fell and Zhao Yun came out. Cao Cao was so scared that he almost fell off his horse.

Then, at the mouth of Hulu in South Yiling, Cao Cao smiled again and said, "In the final analysis, I laugh at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu because they lack wisdom. If I fight, this is the place to go, I will ambush an army of tigers and wolves, so I can wait and wait; Even if you take off your life, you will be seriously injured. " As a result, the voice just fell and Zhang Fei came out. Cao Cao's people were frightened when they saw that it was Zhang Fei. Only Chu Xu has no pommel horse, and Huang Xu and Zhang Liao are here, fighting together.

After walking a few miles, Cao Cao smiled again when he reached Huarong Road. Or laugh at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu for not planning to ambush here. As a result, Guan Yu came out, and now all the people can't fight. It's really exhausting. Cao Cao had no choice but to intercede in person. If it weren't for Guan Yu's benevolence and righteousness, Cao Cao would have died long ago.

Third, General Xing Daorong.

Liu Xian, the son of Liu Du, the satrap of Lingling, said that he was not afraid of Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, and his subordinate general Xing Daorong had the ability to defeat 10,000 people. As a result, when the criminal Dao Rong hit Zhang Fei, it was only a few rounds, and his strength was not as good as that. Trying to rob the village behind failed, Zhao Yun stabbed him directly under the horse and didn't insist on a round.

Fourth, Sun Quan's mother, Wu Guotai.

In order to trap Liu Bei, Sun Quan listened to Zhou Yu's plan and betrothed his sister Sun Shangxiang to Liu Bei, hoping to trick Liu Bei into going to Jiangdong, then trap him and kill his will with a honey trap. When Wu Guotai knew this, his first reaction was very unhappy: I am your mother, and you should be responsible for me. When you recruited Liu Xuande to be your husband, how could you keep it from me? My daughter must be mine! "

However, after seeing Liu's posture and Feng Yi, I was still very satisfied. She simply asked Liu Bei to be her son-in-law regardless of her daughter's willingness or not. Joe said that someone wanted to harm Liu Bei, and came with a domineering sentence: My son-in-law, who dares to harm him?

Wu Guotai's sentence "My daughter must be mine" makes people laugh. Later, the phrase "My son-in-law, who dares to harm him" can't help but make people laugh.

Fifth, Zhang Fei was killed.

Cao Cao went south to seize Jingzhou, and Liu Biao died in Jingzhou. Mrs Cai, Cai Mao, falsely wrote a will, and made the second son Liu Cong the Lord of Jingzhou, then surrendered to Cao Cao and gave Jingzhou. At that time, Zhang Fei advised Liu Bei, which was quite long-term.

Zhang Fei said, "In that case, we can first behead Zhong Song, lead troops across the river, seize Xiangyang, kill Cai's family and Liu Cong, and then engage Cao Cao." Liu Bei said, shut your mouth. I think for myself.

Zhang Fei said a string, layout and Cao Cao. As a result, Liu Bei took him back in one sentence: Shut up, I have my own plans. Zhang Fei wants to be speechless, haha.

Quite a few. For example, after Zhuge died, Wei Yan was so arrogant that he said "Who dares to kill me" three times, thinking that no one really dared to kill him. As a result, the third sentence was killed by Ma Dai as soon as the voice fell.