Night shift humor, funny friends, talk about 60 excerpts.

Tell me about a 1 in the night shift humorous circle of friends. Only people who work at night know how precious and eager it is to sleep at night!

I stayed up all night. It's too hard, just like working the night shift every day. I can't stand it when it's over.

3. The cruel reality needs you to fight, and you need to fight.

4. It is also said that God is going to travel, and he can't even leave his work after work.

5. Working overtime until late at night for the first time. May I ask, is this the night shift? Good night to you.

6. Have a meal in the east and a meal in the west when you are on the night shift. I have been busy until now, and I have taken time to deal with two. It's hard for my children.

7. I can't sleep well as soon as I work the night shift. I can't sleep well, so I can't eat. I have a good appetite in a couple of days, and I'm going to work the night shift again.

8. You should firmly believe that the tomorrow you want will come as promised.

9. I'm so sleepy. It's hard to miss me, too I just finished working the night shift for two days and started working the night shift again tonight.

10. It's late at night. I can finally get off work. This is a busy day.

1 1. Don't say good night to the hitter casually, he may have to work the night shift.

12. The real strong man is not the one who cries, but the one who runs with tears.

13. I love such a mysterious and quiet night that makes me sad. I like to watch the moon shine on the branches and leaves of trees. I feel the leaves and light swaying quietly in the strong wind.

14. My hardest moment: no money, insomnia, working the night shift alone, and you are not there. At this moment, it's a hit.

15. I feel that winter is coming, and I am really afraid of the cold. I have worn two long sleeves before autumn, but I still feel particularly cold. It's really hard to stay up at night in winter, so I have to sleep alone.

16. Don't take it too seriously. If you take it too seriously, you will hurt yourself, especially when you lose something. Don't be too sad. You know, losing it means that you are doomed not to have it, and it is doomed not to belong to you.

Dear night owl, don't stay up all day, no matter how dark your eyes are, you can't become a national treasure.

18. Sugar is my life. When it is sweet, life is happy. I'm tired when life is not sweet.

19. Many people look for him, and overtime is the best. Hair loss? Mental exhaustion? I can't concentrate. I don't need Liuwei Dihuang Pills, I need to continue to work the night shift.

20. In the past, my hair was thin, but I started to lose it when I worked at night every day.

Night shift is humorous, send a circle of friends to talk about the second 2 1. I feel that I can't recover after staying up all night for a week. It wasn't like this before the night shift

22. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop; Children want to raise, but relatives don't stay. Don't cry by carrying this at night.

23. Happiness looks beautiful through the glass, but it can't be touched.

24. No matter how beautiful the sketch is, it can't describe the color you look back.

25. The happiest thing is that after some efforts, everything is gradually becoming what you want!

26. Excellent talents in any company want to get up early and get greedy. Everyone wants to squeeze the bus and subway. They all want to go to work in the morning and come back late at night. That's how young people practice.

27. That bastard who was warm and important to you, gave you green life, but later pushed you to the desert wasteland.

28. What's the matter recently, the reason for working the night shift? I have a bad temper and can't help pinching annoying people. In a bad mood, almost depressed!

29. It's a pity that you didn't look at me and smile.

30. The moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep at night, and the circle of friends is the most expensive.

3 1. Maybe missing a moment means missing a lifetime.

32. This cold is Chinese New Year, and it gets better every time. When I work at night, it is serious. Alas, I have a headache.

33. The last struggle before the end of the small waste holiday.

34. Everyone has his own forest. Maybe we have never been there, but it has always been there and will always be there. What is lost is lost, and the people you meet will meet again.

35. To say that love is defeated by reality is simply that two people who love each other have no determination to have each other.

36. Try everything, because you never know what kind of things or people will change your life.

37. Time is a rogue who always likes to ruin expectations and stay up late!

38. I slept on my stomach for two nights, but I didn't work the night shift for a month, and I won't stay up all night …

39. People who love others will always love others; People who respect others will always respect others.

40. I can't sleep well at night shift. I can't sleep well, so I can't eat. I'll have a good appetite in a couple of days, and I'll be working the night shift again.

Night shift is humorous. Say it in a circle of friends. Part III: 4 1. I'm exhausted, and the night shift alone is even more difficult. Eight and a half hours. Hold on.

42. 99% of the stories in the world have tragic endings, and the happy ending is only 1%.

43. Even when we are together, we miss him every second.

44. Why do I have to go to work when I am so cute?

45. When you are poor, your friends around you have changed.

46. I'm afraid of working the night shift alone. I finish most of my work at two o'clock and go to bed at three o'clock. I'm afraid I can't solve anything. I am really disappointed. When can I stop being afraid?

47. I really want to sleep, and it's another tough night shift. Is there anyone who works the night shift like me? Give a compliment to people who work hard.

48. Night shift is too challenging. It's too difficult to go it alone.

49. If you don't like others, you are not cultivated enough.

50. It is another season that needs courage to get up. Working at night in winter is simply the ultimate test of perseverance.

5 1. Without you, my world would lose a trace of color. Without you, my heart will have more waiting.

52. There are many patients, and there are also many seriously ill patients. A night nurse is too busy to support herself, and her nursing safety is worrying.

Everyone is working overtime, so I'll join in the fun. My office has been idle and the green plants are a little yellow.

54. It's really hard. Working the night shift at six o'clock is full of bitterness, and I have to work hard during the break.

55. "Don't say good night to the hitter casually, he may have to work the night shift". "?

Anyone who really tries to help others can't help himself.

58. I am very tired, and it is hard to work at night. Sometimes I really want to give up my job, but I find that I can't just think. Do people who work so hard in the world have to give up?

59. Success lies not in strength, but in how long you persist. good night

60. A person who has been lying in bed for a whole day can't even find someone to eat. It's too hard to drag his tired body to work at night.

Talking about sixty humorous feelings of getting fat in a circle of friends

Talk about the humorous mood of getting fat in the circle of friends? Article 1 1. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

2. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

3. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

5. The New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

Too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

7. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. This is not fat, it is thick!

8. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

10. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. How can you control your life if you can't even control your body?

1 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

12. The camera angle is really important. I accidentally shot myself short and fat.

13. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

14. Eating fat, whether talking about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.

15. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

16. Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

17. I am so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

18. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

19. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

20. No wonder you can't lose weight.

Talking about fat humor in a circle of friends Part II 2 1. Being fat means being fat, and it's futile to change your hairstyle.

22. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

23. The speed visible to the naked eye becomes fat. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

24. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

25. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at it now, I hate it, and my eyes are full of flowers.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

27. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

28. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

29. My face is fat several times, and I feel blessed when I look at it, trying to make my life more complete.

30. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

3 1. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but it has become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

32. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

33. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

35. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

36. Don't call others rude just because they are a little fatter!

37. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

39. Whether he is short or well-proportioned, hey, he is not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

40. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

The humorous mood in the circle of friends is probably the third one: 4 1. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach think about oil and find food and drink every day. The big hospital asked him that he was pregnant and worried about losing weight.

42. I know I will look good if I lose weight, but I can't bear to lose weight.

43. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.

44. At two o'clock last night, I woke up in a dream with difficulty breathing. Maybe I've become too fat recently.

45. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

46. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad.

47. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

48. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

49. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

50. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

5 1. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

52. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

53. It would be nice if the weight could be more than 100 minus 20.

It is impossible for a fat paper to look back and smile. It's hard to turn back. You can't laugh.

55. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

56. If you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because you are broad-minded and fat.

I don't know what the devil is, but I want to eat chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

58. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

59. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

60. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

Post-90s unemployment feelings: 60 excerpts from friends circle.

The feeling of unemployment after 90, let's talk about sending friends. The more you try to hold on to something, the more you will be hurt. It is better to let go of your hands in time and let nature take its course.

In this world, besides talent, diligence and hard work can also make people succeed.

3. The coming of the age of comprehensive singles is the time when Cupid loses his job.

4. Break up after graduation! Adventure park! To this damn young man!

5. people! Let's rely on our own strength!

6. Holding your hand, looking back warms our memories.

Sometimes I feel sad, but I'm too proud to say it.

Life is hard, but I didn't really realize it until I was 30.

9. If life gives you a heavy blow, don't remember anxiety first; Maybe the fist is open and full of candy?

10. Not all the scenery is charming. Some people have to forget if they don't forget. Not all relationships last. Some feelings have to give up if they don't give up.

1 1. Many years ago, I was lovelorn and unemployed. At that time, I was in a bad mood and couldn't sleep as much as I did tonight. Very uncomfortable. I sat all night in the morning, and it took me a month to recover. Many grievances need time to buffer, and I know that now is the uncomfortable time.

12. In fact, many things have expected the ending from the beginning, and all the tossing in the future is just to delay the time of being dismissed.

13. When I can't hold on, I can say tired, but I can't say no.

14. Losing is a blessing, extending the width of life with the experience gained, suffering is a blessing, and telling your destiny with the life you have experienced.

15. Bad environment will affect everyone. Everyone is like a boat. When the waves are big, our boat will definitely be unstable.

16. Happy or unhappy, let's live happily every day.

17. I feel very sad that I was born at the wrong time. I wish I could loosen the rope and give my mouth a chill.

18. Be a man like water, pursue wholeheartedly, walk well all the way, be busy with right and wrong, have no distractions, and success is just around the corner.

19. If you can't see or hear, why bother yourself? You don't want to make trouble, and you don't want to make trouble You have a good attitude recently.

20. Every day, like Sunflower Jun, keep a heart for the sunshine and have no fear of sadness!

The feeling of unemployment after 90 is about the circle of friends 2: 2 1. We are like needles on the surface, turning and turning, watching time pass by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.

22. Family relationship breaks down, love fails, and unemployment occurs.

23. I think that being sincere to others can also be exchanged for being treated sincerely by others. I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured. After some things, I realized that I was really stupid.

24. Your pain comes from breaking the shell that covers your understanding.

Please don't let go of your dreams quietly. Sooner or later, it will shine in your hands

26. Life is awkward now. Half the time I study hard, half the time I feel depressed, and I cry when I see the computer screen.

27. Counting human feelings, parents' kindness, human feelings, and emotional life are more or less true, hiding hypocrisy, hiding waste, hiding procrastination, and not talking about jet lag. The mind can't arm itself with value, and the ability can't communicate with external resources.

28. Life is a journey as well as a journey; It is waiting, it is reunion; This is an adventure and treasure hunt; Tears are also songs. -Wang Guozhen

29. Middle-aged people with old age and young age can't afford to be unemployed.

30. I may go through some life lows, unemployment, abandonment, and pressure from all directions. I am really tired. At this moment, I'm fine.

3 1. My future is not a dream. Always plans can't keep up with changes. I was trying yesterday! I lost my job today. My future is a nightmare! People.

32. The greatest pain in life is not to give up, but to be reluctant.

33. Life is like a healing process. We are injured, healed, injured again and healed again. Every healing seems to be to meet the next injury. Then, through constant injury and recovery, we learned to grow.

34. Learn to be healthy based on exercise; Based on promotion, learn to seek knowledge. Based on morality, learn to be a man; Based on adaptation, learn to survive.

Life should be hard, but I didn't expect to live to be thirty.

36. I am in a bad state, I have no spirit at all, and I am in a trance. ...

37. Only by bleeding and being injured can we really grow up.

38. A person's life, a heart's life, sometimes you can't say it, sometimes you can't ask it, and it's scattered when you look at it, and it's scattered when you think about it.

39. There is no end to learning, and knowledge will never be finished.

40. Work hard as if you don't expect anything in return; Love sincerely as if you have never been hurt; Dance as if no one is watching you. This kind of life can definitely bring you happiness.

The feeling of unemployment after 90' s: On the circle of friends 3 4 1. The secret of success is not the secret at all, but to keep doing it.

42. People have a view called practice. There is no turning back. Why did you postpone it? Do it and cherish it.

43. Without a job, the future is so confusing.

44. When life hits us hard, we can't be hurt internally by it, but learn to heal slowly.

45. Every failure is the beginning of success.

46. In Hedong, you will see the nobility of others, but you may not see yourself clearly. You will understand the helplessness of this world, and you may not be moved by yourself.

47. I hurried through a happy and simple freshman life in confusion. At that time, there was no so-called ideal and pursuit, but I just lived a dull life and just wanted to walk through the university.

48. The difference between people is that they accumulate less every day, and one day you will find that I am so much less than him.

49. It is the worst, hateful and abominable to deprive all the healthy elegance in life, suppress the innocent fun of young people, destroy the pleasant decorations in prime of life and old age, and turn life into a narrow road leading to the grave.

50. Be optimistic, be more exciting and better. There is a kind of appearance, called middle age, and there is a kind of goodness, called recalling the past.

5 1. Life is a glass of wine, a pain, a friendship and a sadness. It is time, the indifference and anxiety of life.

I don't want to say too many words of comfort. Too much encouragement depends on yourself. I just want to be by your side and let you know that no matter what, I am still by your side, sharing your sadness and hesitation.

53. When you are disappointed, the most important thing is to look up to yourself; When you are successful and proud, the most important thing is to look up to others.

If you don't know where to go, come to my heart, but it's not spacious enough for you.

55. My job is to love you, but dear, you cost me my job! Now living on the street

56. Break through the shackles of habit: Different things should be treated in different ways. Once behavior becomes a habit, thinking tends to become rigid.

57. Only by daring to take responsibility can we shoulder heavy responsibilities.

58. The more difficult it is, the more you should cultivate yourself and have a strong heart to face the unknown tomorrow.

59. To make friends, you must make friends with your own style, crazy or serious, in line with your own personality. The tacit understanding and comfort of saying a word and doing one thing can't be given by others. People with different attributes seem to be always talking about chickens and ducks, which is extremely boring.

60. There is no such thing as tomorrow in life, and there is no such thing as going back to the past. You can only look at today and think about what others call yesterday and today.

A circle of friends who work late at night talks about summing up 60 articles.

A circle of friends who worked late at night said the first 1. Hate winter, hate night shift, sum up "hate night shift in winter".

Night shift is really difficult, and emergency treatment is even more difficult. I've been looking for patients, and I can't complain about this sad career. However, it is worthwhile to feel hard and pay a little respect for our work.

Only people who work at night know how precious and eager it is to sleep at night!

I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

5. Work makes me overwhelmed. Hang in there, it's almost time to get off work.

6. I used to have thin hair, but I started to lose my hair when I worked at night every day.

7. "I asked the dog," Am I in the peach blossom this year? ""It said, "Woof! " .

8. I worked the night shift until now, and I finally got off work.

9. It's tiring to go to work, it's hard to go to work at night, and it's miserable to have a fever at night. It's really not fun to grow up.

10. Every night when a person crosses the zebra crossing, a row of waiting cars on my side turn on the low beam, and when the green light comes on, they hold their heads high and walk their feet, secretly simulating a catwalk surrounded by confidence.

1 1. It's too hard to drag your tired body to work at night after lying in bed all day.

12. Don't try too hard to get it, because sometimes good things will happen when you don't expect them.

13. I can look down on all your injuries until I become indifferent now.

14. Love is defeated by reality because two people who love each other have no determination to own each other.

15. Working at night is always painful, and working at night is always worth celebrating!

16. At night, the amorous moon dives into the middle of the lake, and naughty stars make faces in the lake.

17. That bastard who was warm and important to you and gave you green vitality, but later pushed you to the desert wasteland.

18. I have jet lag in China.

19. If you lie down for a while, you have to get up and go to class. After class, you have to lie down for a while, and then get up to work the night shift. If you don't do well, you have to be a nurse.

20. I stayed up late I'll call you when the night shift is ripe.

The circle of friends of migrant workers working late at night talks about the second article 2 1. I worked the night shift today and finally got off work. I feel that I can sleep comfortably and freely!

22. I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

23. Happiness is probably that the person you like to insist on will never bother you.

24. Will one's night shift and one's New Year's Eve dinner be spent alone next Mid-Autumn Festival?

25. There are many patients, and there are also many serious patients. A night nurse is too busy to support, and nursing safety is worrying.

26. I was in tears. The night shift is too uncomfortable. I have to work tonight. Who will help me?

27. I can't believe I still remember the night shift. I played all day today and didn't sleep at all. My heart is bitter!

28. I'm exhausted, and it's even harder just to work the night shift. Eight and a half hours. Hold on.

29. The spirit is getting worse and worse, and the eyelids are heavy. Through the window glass, I can see stars in the dark night sky. I struggled to get to work in front of the machine.

30. It's too hard for Xiao Deng, a nurse, to go to work at night for blood tests and injections.

3 1. Every time something happens at night, I have to hold back my tears. I want to cry after work. It was a long night.

Don't say good night to the hitter casually, he may have to work the night shift.

33. A person's life, forget the time, forget the existence, forget the past. A person has an inexplicable sense of security and an inexplicable loneliness. He was not used to it before but gradually got used to it. A person's wonderful and helpless, only oneself understand.

34. I felt bad yesterday. I still worked the night shift, even though I worked the night shift. I was still working after the night shift, and I didn't even close my eyes. How hard my life is.

35. You have to get up for class after lying down for a while. After class, you should lie down for a while and get up at night to work hard. If you don't do well, you have to be a nurse.

36. I just came home from work in the middle of the night and went downstairs to see an old man still picking up cardboard box waste, which was quite sad. In fact, I have always wondered why I have to come out to pick it up at night, because I can't see it in the dark and the old people are very dangerous.

37. There is too much homework now. I have to work during the day, eat at night and supervise my homework at night.

38. I am very tired, and it is hard to work at night. Sometimes I really want to give up my job, but I find that I can't just think. Do people who work so hard in the world have to give up?

39. Do you suffer from insomnia like me? Let's have a chat.

40. A person's night shift, accompanied by heavy rain in winter, always has some feelings: I hope to look back on my life when I am old, and there are sunshine, storms and lightning in my life journey; There are smooth roads and thorny roads; I have walked, experienced and looked back. Although I have suffered, been tired and cried, I have no regrets. The long road of human growth is always full of challenges. Busy life, like the songs of the years, constitutes a wonderful chapter in life.

Migrant workers stay up all night to talk about the third article 4 1. Life is not only the present, but also poetry and distance. I hope that when I get old, the clouds and water will be Zen, and I will only smell the flowers, not the sadness and joy.

42. Some things have happened and it is impossible to forget them. Even if you forget, it's only temporary.

43. Leaders, isn't it a special job for the head nurse to work the night shift every year? Why are nurses losing so quickly?

44. After eating fruit today, I will read and sleep in the future, and I will sleep more at work at night.

45. A person's night shift has three more illusions. Is the doorbell broken? Why didn't it ring? Is someone pushing the door outside? Is the door open?

46. Dreams are small, but the road is long. Don't stop at the beginning.

47. It is also said that God is going to travel and can't even leave work after work.

48. The night shift is the hardest day. Day is not day, night is not night.

49. Justice can be late, why not go to work?

50. Everyone has his own forest. Maybe we have never been there, but it has always been there and will always be there. What is lost is lost, and the people you meet will meet again.

5 1. Working overtime until late at night for the first time. Say something. Good night.

52. Why do I have to go to work when I am so cute?

53. If you don't like others, you are not cultivated enough.

54. It rained outside the window all night. Working at night in winter is really a torment. I don't like wine in the middle of the night, I don't like porridge in the morning, I just want a cold bed.

It's a pity that people don't want to go their own way, but always want to cross other people's bridges.

56. Hormones decide to fall in love at first sight, dopamine decides to last forever, adrenal gland decides not to shoot, and self-esteem decides who speaks first. Finally, life expectancy and reality decide who will leave first.

57. The night shift is too hard. I still can't stick to this. Anyway, let's eat first

58. This is all my happiness. I worked at night and finally got off work. Only in this way can I witness all the motivation in my work!

59. Getting up tomorrow morning is another battle, and working the night shift alone at night is also suffering and anxiety. When can you let me go?

60. We are all actors, shedding our tears in other people's stories.