Humorous boss joke stories

1. One day, a small supermarket downstairs sold a box of yogurt 30 yuan and gave children folding plastic tables and chairs.

Me:? This desk and chair is quite good. Do you sell it separately?

Boss:? Sell! ?

Me:? how much is it?

Boss:? 30 yuan, give you a box of yogurt.

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2. Two bosses who run a business and open a shop are chatting. The boss who opens a bookstore said: I sell books. Books are the ladder of progress. I have all kinds of books in my shop. ?

The drugstore owner said, I sell medicine. Bitter pills may have wholesome effect. I sell all kinds of medicines. ?

The bookstore owner refused to accept it. He asked. Do you sell regret medicine in your shop?

The drugstore owner asked without weakness: Do you sell banned books in your store?

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3. boss:? There is a backlog of 200 pairs of summer men's trousers. What should I do?

Agent:? Send it to other provinces. ?

Boss:? Nobody there will buy it now. ?

Agent:? No, just wrap it. We sent a package of samples of 10 to our customers, and eight pieces were written on the invoice, pretending to be wrong, but the price was still 10. So the shopkeeper will be happy and think that he will leave the goods because he took advantage of us. ?

The boss thought it was a great idea, and the package and invoice were sent out? Three days later, the boss shouted to the agent:? Fool, look, you fooled us! None of the customers left the goods, only 8 pairs of pants were returned to us! ?

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