Dirty jokes, classic jokes and stories

Queen: Why do you, a contestant with nothing, pursue me? You have no house, no car, no money, what do you have? Diaosi didn’t say anything and did ten push-ups with both hands behind her back. . . Queen: Hate it, you are so bad! Find a room and wait for me. Isn’t it funny? The following are the classic jokes and stories of dirty jokes prepared by the joke column. Let’s laugh together!

Classic jokes and stories of dirty jokes (1)

1. ?Specially capable Enduring hardship? I thought about these five words, and I only did the first four.

2. There was a buddy who squatted in the tub and didn’t bring toilet paper, so he wiped it with his hands, went out, twisted it, and the water stopped.

3. The older generation don’t have to worry about the younger generation stumbling on your way? They all ran the other way.

4. Underwear store slogan: This store sells underwear consecrated by Buddhist masters. If a man wears it, misfortune will turn into good luck! If a woman wears it, it will bring good fortune in case of disaster! Good underwear is really good! If your wife has good underwear, husband, don’t even think about running away!

5. Love is like a computer. The first encounter is the power connection, the acquaintance is the system establishment, the passionate love is the system upgrade, the third party is the virus stealing, the firewall is the protection, the system patch is to make up for the differences, the system is often optimized, and love goes smoothly.

6. The leader inspected and said pleasantly to a colleague who was typing: Well done, don’t rush, take your time! The most important thing is: fast! ?

7 , I was wandering around the park with my girlfriend under the moonlight. There was nothing to do there, so I counted the stars, but the more I counted, the more confused I became. The girlfriend couldn't help but said: Forget it, you should just count the moon!

Classic Dirty Jokes and Stories (2)

1. How does a blind man judge whether his butt is wet when he poops? Not wiped clean?

?Do you think guide dogs only lead the way?

2. Next time you pee, don’t think about ejaculating the flies on the edge of the pit and rushing them into the pit. , it turns out that flies can fly even if their wings are wet. Don’t ask me how I know this, just wash your face. . .

3. Two colleagues were joking today. One said: "You look like a piece of shit!"

The other said: "You look like a fart!"

After hearing this, I couldn’t help but answer: We are from the same roots, so why rush each other?

4. Waiting for the train with my girlfriend at the train station, getting intimate together. My girlfriend stretched out her hand and I kissed her. She laughed so damn hard that she didn’t wash her hands after going to the toilet!

At that time, my friend didn’t even think about it, so he hugged his girlfriend and kissed her: He yelled, haha, did you eat poop? Wash your mouth!

Classic Dirty Jokes and Stories (3)

1. When you meet a beautiful woman on the street, strike up a conversation:? Beauty, what is your name!?

Female :?I didn’t scream. ?

2. Male: Beauty, do you still remember me?

Female: You are. . . ?

Male: Have you forgotten? In the car, that time, the two of us were doing something together, me on top, you on the bottom, clang, clang, clang.

Female: Bah, you can speak so vulgarly just by taking a train!

3. Male: There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?

Female:? Bad. ?

Male:?The bad news is that the good news is fake!?

Female:?Get out?

4. A girl buys a couple’s shirt online. One was size XXL and the other was size L. The store said: "Hey, your boyfriend is quite tall!"

The girl replied: "If he is tall, why should I buy him L?< /p>