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Why do some boys quit when they match their sisters?
Aren't you happy to eat chicken with your sister? Anyway, I'm looking forward to matching my little sister in every game.
I feel that the voice of the sister player who stimulates the battlefield is super nice, and the whole person's mood immediately becomes happy. While chatting and joking, they searched for materials, which made the boring game in the early stage full of joy.
Besides, sister teammates are much more polite than some old buddies. When they meet something good, they will actively share it. Give her high-grade ingredients first, and be self-effacing on the grounds that it will be delicious. If she needs help, she will rush to her side without saying anything.
Most sister players are technical, scoring points, killing people and racing cars are no worse than players' old buddies. Consciousness and marksmanship make a big boy feel ashamed.
As for why some boys quit playing chicken as soon as they match their sisters?
I roughly summed up these types of boys:
The first category: thinking still stays in the era when female players are novices.
This kind of boy thinks from the bottom of his heart that girls can't play games, especially for some boys who have a strong desire to win or lose. Every game has a tough purpose of eating chicken. Of course, I hope my teammates can be stronger.
It's no wonder, after all, female players are rarely seen in competitive games. They think that leisure, cards, face value and secondary games are their scope of activities.
When I play moba games, girls with matching output will feel insecure.
The second category: I am very confident in my own strength.
Most of these boys are battle-hardened old bird players. Because of their long game experience, they have a confidence in their own strength. In the game, they will always become team commanders unconsciously, and there is no room for mistakes in their eyes. It was an understandable thing, and it will be infinitely magnified in their eyes:
I report that you still can't find the enemy, and you are blind;
I told you to seal your cigarette before you saved me. You got it?
I say we go together. Why did you run so far? Can we go together?
If you are asked to leave, you should leave at once. You're scribbling or something. You're shot in the head.
Blablbla, wait ...
Then how can this kind of "high play" be willing to associate with soft and cute girls after tasting the fear of being dominated by female players with disabled hands?
The third category: steel straight man, hate monsters.
The exciting battlefield girls are a dime a dozen, and some girls who are good at talking and love to be spoiled and cute are rejected by steel straight men. It is better to brag and chat with boys than to meet disgusting monsters, and it is not surprising that girls come.
Sometimes when I chat with my teammates, the matching people will quit when they hear us, and I will feel uncomfortable because I feel disrespected.
Playing games, the picture is happy, meet by chance, and no one looks down on anyone.
Playing games also has a contempt chain.
Why do some boys quit when they match their sisters?
The game of eating chicken is still not popular now, especially after stimulating mobile games on the battlefield. Eating chicken has become more convenient. You can play whenever you want. Couples, friends and classmates are daily operations. After all, you don't have to worry about the computer.
In fact, when I saw this question, I was still a little surprised and surprised. Some boys play chicken with their sisters, so they just quit. I think this is definitely something that a few people will do. If I meet you, I will behave well, and then I'd better play with others more. It would be more perfect if I could add a good friend. Although there are also girls playing with chickens, the number is not proportional to that of boys. I only met a few girls while playing with chickens.
Then, in response to the questions raised by the subject, I will boldly analyze why some boys will play chicken when they match their sisters and will quit.
In the first case, the boy has no confidence.
Maybe some people are Meng Xin, or they are called the eternal Meng Xin. For example, after playing for a long time, my skills are still average. If you bring a sister and you can't show your strength, it's really embarrassing to lose face in front of her. Especially for those who love face and have no self-confidence in real life, this character is vividly reflected in the game.
In the second case, boys play games too seriously.
First of all, I admit that although few girls play chicken, they must be very skilled, but most girls are not as good as boys in operation and consciousness. In the game, she often plays the role of a medical soldier, and sometimes she may be wiped out because of saving her. For boys who want to play games seriously, they certainly don't want to have pit teammates. So the reason for his resignation is understandable.
In the third case, boys "don't like" girls.
Explain that this dislike is not a gender dislike. Some boys really can't stand girls' feelings, especially in games, which will make the whole person uncomfortable. Although I personally like cute girls, I really met them, which really affected the operation.
In the fourth case, the boy was "injured"
The so-called injury is certainly not true. Sometimes the game will inevitably be ridiculed by others, especially when some girls are playing black with others. When you see that your operation is not good, you will ridicule a few words. Everyone knows the feeling of being abused by a couple. So if it were me, I would resign, too.
I think, after all, the reasonable situation is the above four. If there are other reasons, please leave a message in the comment area to share the discussion.
1: I'm afraid of being cheated, because all my sisters may be novices recently and can't play, even if they find 98K. Plus, I may not know how to shoot. I always fall to the ground and use my hind legs hard.
2. coquetry, all boys can't stand girls' "tricks". Girls often coquetry when they fall to the ground: "I will definitely play a role in the next competition!" " "I can't play, my little brother will take me!" I often hear similar words, but I can't stop the trick.
3. Find an excuse and fall to the ground, others will scold, and they will "hang up each other" and "I am stuck". These girls are like: naive on the surface, eating at heart.
Therefore, it is normal for girls to shrink back and be afraid of three points. The following wrong comments.
I have to say the last sentence here, there are relatively few female great god players who stimulate the Jedi to survive on the battlefield. Generally, the matching girls either fly solo or fall down inexplicably. They are low-ranking and don't listen to orders. It's okay to meet a better female player, but it's disgusting, and I will scold you for not saving my teammates when I die.
Because dogs are licked too many times, as if they have never seen a woman. When they pick up something for the first time, they have to ask a woman if she wants it. Several times, they were killed by a woman when they found something. Such a stupid dog is disgusting.
Self-report: Stimulate the battlefield, QQ area, currently single row of diamonds 1, four rows of crowns 3.
Usually try to avoid girls … it's really hard to drive. But if it matches, try to take your sister to eat chicken.
It's weird. Why did you quit when you matched that girl? Taking a sister to eat chicken is proof of strength …
Some girls are very strong.
It's just that up to now, I met a …
In Port G, I hanged the four of them with one hand, knocked them down, lifted them up, knocked them down, lifted them up, knocked them down, and tortured them to the point of shrinking poison. 18960.8863868866 17
Then they added me as a friend. My sisters are autistic and don't talk while driving. As soon as I spoke, I was called cruel ... (At that time, it was the Diamond Bureau, including diamonds. Everyone feels like a kindergarten, and the crown bureau is a player. Maybe this is my dish ...)
I watched her play in rows. She got off to a bad start and didn't develop. But in the medium term, it is still good. Two players were killed, equipped and ate chicken. Sister's position is diamond 2.
Tactics and ideas are excellent, marksmanship is average … generally speaking, it belongs to intermediate players. But considering the girls, it feels very good.
End the tour uninstall and stop playing. So I don't know what the end tour is like now. Anyway, I haven't seen a girl when I was traveling.
That's because my sister's game consciousness is not for survival at all, but for satisfying her possessiveness.
First of all, licking the bag is slow. I want to take everything I see. The backpack is full and I don't know what to lose. I've been struggling there. When I saw a bag on the ground, I wanted to see what was in it, even if I just licked it.
I don't know how to escape until the poison comes. I have never seen a map. Finally, I couldn't find the car and was poisoned alive. I didn't stop looking until all the houses were searched. I have already matched, but I am still looking for a house there, and the speed is extremely slow. An l mouth can search for half a year.
The last circle will only lie down, and people around will fight. I don't know how to find a good time to rob in troubled waters. All I know is to get involved with drugs and be neighbors with enemies.
This view is not 100% correct. Some men are eager to play with their sisters in order to express themselves, whether they are pitted or not. As for those who flinch when they meet a girl, they can only say that they want to play Bo Chicken more seriously. After all, most girls are a little pitted, so they will feel very tired and think that girl will drag them down and can't eat chicken.
I feel that I am being held back, but the funniest thing is that every time there are girls and men in the team, these men are the first to be beaten. What's even more ridiculous is that once I ate chicken with my friends, I was paired with two men, and I was boxed before halftime. Finally, I ate chicken with my friends and heard one of the men say that he was still alive. I just want to say cnm! Although our level is not high, we will not abandon others at will. People you don't like may be better than you.
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