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A compilation of the lines of "Chen Qing Ling" to share with those of you who love this drama
1. It’s your problem with the evil wind disk
Don’t you know who made my wind evil disk?
What do you mean by that< /p>
This Fengxie Disk was made by Wei Ying and Wei Wuxian
What he made is not perfect, so I can’t question it
I don’t He said that you can't question him, and he didn't say that what he made was perfect. Why are you so bloody?
What Wei Wuxian made just doesn't work
He has been with me for many years He is obviously very good
Why do you believe in him so much? He is your father
2. Why is it your uncle and not your father? Who is your uncle?
His uncle is me, do you have any last words?
3. I really didn’t look at the almanac when I went out today
4. Mr. Hanguang is indeed the one who always comes out in trouble. Such a good reputation, how come you have time to come to this deep mountain and old forest? I wonder if Second Young Master Lan is here to compete with the juniors for credit, or to look for someone. Second Young Master Lan has been traveling around a lot.
Sect Master Jiang, what do you mean by this?
What do you mean? Second Young Master Lan must know best
5. What do you think? The heart is as stubborn as stone, but after all, people are not grass and trees
6. Am I just giving him a friendly reminder?
7. Do you know that when A-Xian encounters serious matters, he never What a joke
8. If the emperor laughs at me and gives you a place, can you pretend that he doesn’t see me?
9. Who among the female nuns from all the famous families doesn’t admire the famous Mr. Lan? , It’s just a pity
What a pity
It’s a pity that they don’t know that the object of their admiration is a cold, unreasonable, rigid and pedantic person
10. This little old-fashioned So vindictive
11. The scene last night was so intense. It was a dark and windy night and I climbed over the wall, holding a bottle of Tianzi and laughing...
Brother Wei, you are really arrogant
12. Whoever speaks harshly is a dead duck
13. Some things cannot be measured, so why not make use of them? Sevi decided, Sparseness is the best policy, but suppression is the best policy, so isn't it the worst policy? Spiritual energy is also Qi, and resentment is also Qi. Spiritual energy stored in Dan Mansion can split mountains and fill seas, and so can resentment.
14. How can you pull and pull into shape?
15. Don’t look at it like this Oh, I told you to forget and you didn't agree, so I called your name. If you're not happy, you can call me back. Don't say a few words and ignore others. Why do you hate me so much, Second Young Master Lan? Second Young Master Lan, please look at me as a favor.
Copy it again
Stop it
Let me tell you Sorry
16. Boring, right? I knew you meant boring. Can you change the word or add two words?
Extremely boring
Sure enough, I added two words, thank you
Wei Ying
I am here, I am here, I am here
Pay attention to your manners, I also brought Lan Zhan with me today Damn it, do you still want it in your library? Don’t tell me you haven’t seen it, I don’t believe it.
Let’s go out and fight again
No fight, no fight, no fight, Fighting is prohibited in Yunshen I don’t know
Get out
You Lan Zhan, you actually told me to get out.
They all say that you are a noble gentleman, the pearl of the world, and the most polite person. I can’t think of anything more than that today
Go, go, go, just go, I know how to go best
17. I think you seemed to want the two young masters of the Jiang family, so that's why you agreed, isn't it?
18. No comment on the unknown complete picture
19. Alcohol is prohibited during night hunting
Why didn’t I know this rule existed?
20. Lan Zhan looks at me
21. I don’t touch others
22. Lan Zhan eats loquats
23. Wiping the forehead is important , how can non-parents, wives and children touch it?
24. I need to eat more meat to heal this injury. It would be better if I had angelica stewed mutton.
25. You laugh
26. May I, Wei Wuxian, be able to fight against rape and support the weak throughout my life without any guilt
27. What does it mean not to mention it again
Does this matter have anything to do with you?
Isn’t it difficult to understand without mentioning four more words?
28. I have been kneeling for so long, are you okay? How are your knees, let me see
Our Xian will definitely marry a fairy with both talent and beauty in the future
I don’t want it, I just want to stay with you in Lotus Pier Senior sister
29. Wei Ying should really be disciplined and disciplined. Originally, he didn’t come, and no one among these children from aristocratic families had taken the lead. But since Wei Ying came, these people who have treacherous intentions but no courage have been The juniors were instigated by him, going out and drinking at night
Ying has always been like this
30. Lan Wangji hates you so much, why do you keep provoking others< /p>
We have been classmates for half a year, and I still can’t say goodbye
Our Ah Xian is the most lovable
There are so many children from aristocratic families, why do you only talk to Lan Zhan? Say goodbye
I admire him, but you can’t beat me. I am alone and seek defeat. It’s rare to meet an opponent. It’s not easy.
You want shame but not
31. How could you do this? We said it was our duty to do this together. How could you abandon me and run away by yourself? Are you afraid that I will steal the spotlight from you in hoeing rapes and supporting the weak? I didn’t expect that you, the descendants of the Lan family, would be like this too. Stingy
Boring
Please tell me clearly, who is bored
32. Lan Zhan, wait for me, this is my own creation The charm can make people unable to stay two feet away from you. How about it being fun? What name should I give it? Is it better to have the same robe or no clothes? I don’t think it’s good, otherwise I would call it boring
33. This second young master Lan is really gorgeous, such a handsome young man< /p>
It’s really... wearing hemp and wearing filial piety
34. I accept this confession, but if you want to be punished, it depends on whether you have the ability to catch me
35. You, a young man from a well-known family, are not afraid of getting a bad reputation if you do something to me, a grown man?
Sorry, among all the immortal families, I am the second most thick-skinned. , absolutely no one dares to compete for the first place
You are quite interesting
36. Brother Song and I have not joined the family, so we emphasize blood inheritance and like-mindedness, and do not want to be attached. Any Xianmen family
Lan Zhan and I also decided to go night hunting together because we have the same goals
37. Wei Ying, I’m leaving
38 , Mr. Lan wants to be with him. The dungeon of my Wen family is very big
Mr. Wen, the dungeon is warm in winter and cool in summer. I couldn’t ask for it
39. Otherwise, I'll carry you on my back
Boring
40. I am most afraid of people saying thank you to me, especially your serious way of saying thank you, which makes me panic
41. I think your forehead looks good
You...
What am I?
Don’t worry about it at this critical moment.
42. Now that you know the pain, don’t be reckless next time. This thing on your body will never be removed for the rest of your life.
You also know that he will never forget you in his life
Why are you so angry?
If you don’t mean it, don’t just tease others
I tease It's not you, unless
Unless what
Unless you like Mianmian
43. Fortunately, you didn't come in. Even if you don't vomit after smelling this smell, it's okay. I'm going to be fainted
44. I never thought that I would still be able to see Mr. Lan like this in my lifetime
45. There are some things that you should not say nonsense even if you are angry
46. At worst, I will practice left-handed swords from now on
47. Don’t worry, I won’t sue you in front of Uncle Jiang. This is what happened when I suddenly wanted to go out to climb a tree at night
< p> If you see a dog in the future, I will help you get rid of it48. What a joke, why should others pay the price for your kindness?
49. Mr. Lan, oh no , it should be Lord Hanguang
50. Is it you who is chasing down Wen’s disciples along the way?
So what?
So are those talisman and seal scripts in Yiling You changed it
What method did you use to kill them? Why did you abandon the sword and choose another path? Answer
What will happen if I don't answer? Lan Zhan, we have just reunited after a long separation, it is not good for you to start an attack like this. It has been several months since we parted ways with Qishan Xuanwu. Even if you don't miss the friendship between colleagues, you shouldn't be so heartless.
Answer
You don’t believe me when I tell you, and I can’t tell you exactly.
Then follow me and tell me slowly. Understand
Gusu, you are talking about that place with more than 3,000 precepts. I don’t want to go. I prefer Yunmeng.
Don’t pretend to be a joke and practice evil ways. There will eventually be a price to pay, throughout the ages without exception. This path harms the body and even more harms the mind
Wrong path? Second Young Master Lan, if I have to absorb other people’s spiritual consciousness, how can I be regarded as evil? I use spells and practice music. Is this considered evil? Even if this is an evil path, I know best whether it will harm the body or how much it will harm. As for the nature of the mind, my heart is my master and I know it myself
It is not something you can control at all
After all, how can others know what my character is, and what does it have to do with others?
Wei Wuxian
Lan Wangji, you must make things difficult for me at this time, right? Who do you think you are, who do you think your Gusu Lan family is, do you really think I won’t resist?
51. It was a child before, but who can be a child all his life?
52. How can you fix someone's heart? It depends on the direction of the heart
53. Use a bamboo flute to control all things
Relying on the mind to control everything is like picking chestnuts from the fire. If you are not careful, you will go crazy and the consequences will be It’s unimaginable
I understand your worries, but I, Wei Ying, promise you that I will never fall into the devil’s path. Do you believe it or not?
54. Lan Er, the second son of Lan Er Young Master, today is always Mr. Lan. He is so boring, how can he talk so much
You are not serious
55. Lan Zhan is you, how about it, do you want it? Let's play "Xihua"
I'm studying new music scores
You haven't given up yet, you are really... stubborn
56. I would like to give it a try. Maybe I am such a unique genius
57. Lan Wangji, Lan Wangji, who am I? Can you just leave me alone?
Who do I think you are?
I once regarded you as my lifelong confidant
I still do now
58. Because I, Wei Wuxian, can do it even without a sword. Qi Juechen, let all of you be beyond your reach
59. I want to take someone back to the unknown place in the clouds, take him back, and hide him
I’m afraid he doesn’t want to
60. Do you want to overthrow the world?
Are you comparing yourself to the heavens? With all due respect, this is too thick-skinned.
The Qishan Wen Sect is gone, so it should be taken for granted. Everything will be given to you, and everyone will listen to you. Look at the way the Lanling Jin Sect behaves now, I almost thought it was King Wen in his prime. p>
61. Where are you going?
I don’t know, but the world is big and there is always a place for us.
You have to think about it. Once you go, you will Is it a true deviant from the orthodoxy? There is no turning back
A deviant? From which scripture can we judge which way to go? Lan Zhan, do you still remember the promise we made together, promising me to fight against evil and support the weak throughout my life? But now you tell me who is strong and who is weak, and who is black and white. Is this the promise that you and I will protect to the death? I only regret that when I was hunting, I didn't insist on stopping the Jin family from using the saint as bait. If there must be a battle between me and them, then I would rather fight to the death with you, or at least die in the hands of your Lord Hanguang, without any injustice.
62. What are you doing? Men and women are not close to each other. I'm very scared when you suddenly act like this.
63. Lan Zhan, are you really not a fool at all? You must have come here for me, right?
64. You succeeded
At least I will do what I said
65. You Know what I mean
Lan Zhan, you are really amazing. I have already bypassed it, and you have brought it back again
66. How can you give me He drinks water
67. Do we have to abandon the orbital technique and hand over the Yinhu Talisman? What should I do with the people on this mountain?
Is this going to continue?
In fact, I have always wanted to ask, if I can't do this, what else can I do? Is there a method that can eliminate the need to practice orbital magic? , you can protect the path of the people you want to protect without using the Yinhu Talisman. Lan Zhan, thank you for accompanying me today, and thank you for telling me that my senior sister is getting married.
68. Right or wrong is up to oneself, reputation or reputation is up to others, regardless of gains or losses
69. Because in this world, everyone has their own things to do, everyone has their own We have a long way to go
70. Regardless of the hustle and bustle of the Sunshine Road, I still want a single-plank bridge to walk to the dark side
71. I am a bit flattered that you suddenly talked to me like this
72. Can you have a little passion? This will make our radishes look very unpalatable
73. I’m about to get married, come over and show it to you
74 , sounds like Lan from the Lan family, why are the descendants of the Yunmeng Jiang family and the Lanling Jin family called Rulan
There is nothing wrong with the Lan family, Lan is a gentleman among flowers
75. Jing Yiling Patriarch
Shut up
76. Even if you don’t cause trouble, trouble will come to you. It’s often impossible to save a person. , but there are more than a thousand ways to harm a person
77. Think about it, this time you go back, we people, these people you are familiar with, may not see each other for a long time
But when I go back, I also want to meet familiar people
78. We earned these days
79. You said you admire me, so why do you When I admired me, I had never seen you, but when I was yelling and beating, you jumped out and waved the flag.
Your admiration is too cheap, you have already called me evil, you can’t expect me to be magnanimous and not care about him
80. When you come, we know that one day we will To kill someone like this with a real sword
81. Wei Ying, come back
82. Such a spiritual person who doesn’t know anything about it, could he be Nie Huaisang< /p>
83. I always thought that Jiang Cheng would always be on my side, while Lan Wangji would be on our opposite side. But now, everything is completely reversed
84. You never remember these things
85. I really don’t know anything
If you don’t know, then let me tell you, will you suddenly know it as I say it?
86. Remember, this matter has nothing to do with you at all. My practice of orbital magic is my own choice. Do you understand?
87 , Do you believe me?
You, Mr. Hanguang, have never bothered to lie. If you say it’s not true, then it’s definitely not true
88. The art of summoning generals with the eye: bashful brows and closed lips, smiling without asking for kindness. 89. So I’m really curious about how you recognized me
I’m also curious about why your memory is so bad
90. The ancestor of Yiling is indeed the ancestor of Yiling. He came back to the world sixteen years later and played around with us. Not only Jin Ling, but also Lord Hanguang fell into your trap< /p>
Not bad
No, I knew he was Wei Ying earlier. The feeling of walking on a single-plank bridge to the dark is really not bad
Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, give it another try This is your last chance. If you really go out with me, your reputation will be ruined
91. In the past, when everyone was afraid of flattering me, you were the only one who scolded me. But now, when everyone wishes for my death and hates me and spurns me, you are the only one standing by my side
92. Since he has made you his confidant, he should believe in you. As a human being, it turns out that it is so difficult to make a decision. Maybe people in the world will turn into fire when viewed sideways and ice when viewed sideways.
93. I don’t know why, but I know that this trip is full of misfortunes, but I don’t know at all I’m not afraid either
94. I didn’t expect Mr. Hanguang to be so popular with these little animals. I can’t do it
95. I still have to ask Mr. Hanguang to protect me, a weak man. Here you are
96. Back then, you were an ancestor of Yiling and a model of righteousness. You had a lot of glory for a while, but in the end you still had to face each other
97. Lan Xichen Lan Xichen, I have lied countless times in my life and harmed countless people. As you said, I have never done any bad things in the world, but I have never wanted to harm you.
98. Just let them go.
Otherwise
Stay and finish the meal, say thank you, and then say sorry
It’s because of your behavior that they left
p>Uncle, you are really annoying
Everyone go back to your own place
99. You are worthy of being Lord Hanguang
You are worthy of being Hanguang Lord too. It's Wei Ying
100. The green hills will remain the same and the green waters will flow forever
101. Next time we meet, you should think of a good name for this song
I have thought about it for a long time
The last thing I want to say is: I am going to stop updating the articles in the "Chen Qing Ling" series, because this year I have new important dreams that I want to complete immediately. I believe that I will definitely It will come true. The love is endless, the envy is eternal, I love "Chen Qing Ling", thank you Xiao Zhan and Wang Yibo for such a breathtaking performance. The green mountains will not change and the green water will flow forever. We will see you again in the future.
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