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Do you have any humorous jokes?
1. I pointed at the steamed dumplings. "Auntie, let's have two siomai." "Okay." The aunt in the cafeteria quickly gave me two spring rolls and gave me a dollar. I think we are all people with worries. 2. A buck, it walked, faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!!! 3. When will Taiwan want to be reunified? When buying instant noodles
4. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy?" His father said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?"
5. The glass and the coffee cup were crossing the road together. Suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming! As a result, the glass cup was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine. Why? Coffee cups have ears!
6. There are two types of people I hate the most:
One is racial discrimination; the other is black people; the third is illiterate!
7. When my daughter came back from kindergarten, I asked her what kind of meal was given in the kindergarten at noon. She replied: chive buns. I asked more about leek meat or leek eggs. She thought for a while and then said calmly: "Only the leek itself."
8. The high temperature has continued recently. The reporter was interviewing citizens and met a black man on the road. He asked: "Can you tell me whether it is Shanghai fever or Africa fever?" "Is it hot?" the black man replied: "I repeat, I am not from Africa, I got my tan in Shanghai!"
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