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Is the story of Chang 'e and Yutu true?

What I want to tell you today is

It's not the story of Chang 'e and Yutu.

but

There really is a jade rabbit on the moon in China.

Not the mythical one.

It's our Yutu lunar rover.

At the moment, it is sleeping alone on the moon.

When was his last Weibo sent?

2016 July 3 1 23: 00 pm19.

On that day

He ended his 972-day service.

Fall into a deep sleep from then on.

What many people don't know is that

In fact, at first, his life span was only 90 days.

He worked miracles.

On that very day.

Maybe many people will think of it.

About four years ago,

The moment Yutu landed on the moon.

You know, before that,

There are only two countries in the world, the United States and Russia.

Successfully sent the patrol to the moon.

Our first lunar rover

Finally successfully sent to the surface of the moon.

The Millennium myth of China people shines into reality.

The whole country is boiling and cheering.

The reason hardly needs explanation.

The first lunar rover

It was named "Jade Rabbit"

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Using "self-cultivation of lunar rover"

After greeting everyone.

Yutu and Chang 'e III are together.

With the take-off of the Long March rocket.

Chang 'e III took the Jade Rabbit.

Landing on the moon.

A place called "Yuhai"

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Yutu left Chang 'e III.

Sail smoothly to the surface of the moon

Jade rabbit who set foot on the moon for the first time

Looking at a new world I've never seen before

Full of joy and passion

He is eager to achieve something.

With the start of lunar work

He is getting busy.

But he still doesn't forget to think about us on earth.

He is like a chatterbox.

Send Weibo while working.

He will comment on the rabbits made by fans later.

Doesn't look like himself.

I will report to you later.

My own robotic arm has successfully detected the soil.

And then happily.

Tell everyone a cold joke

I'll ask the fans later.

"Can you double-click to build mines and barracks?"

What the hell does that mean?

For the questions raised by fans,

Yutu also has a question and answer.

meanwhile

The Yutu is still working in an orderly way.

Carry out according to the set goals

His efforts also paid off.

Just a few months.

It completed the history of mankind.

The first geological profile of the moon

I also worked with Chang 'e III.

The first definite verification in the world.

There is no water on the moon.

He's too good.

Like a very aggressive young man.

For one's ideal

Work hard for us on earth.

Photo: Jade Rabbit at Work

However, things are not always smooth sailing.

65438+1October 25th, 42 days after reaching the moon.

Jade Rabbit suddenly sent a Weibo.

"Ah, I'm broken."

at that moment

Everyone's heart is in their throats.

At point 0209 in the third stage.

Yutu unfortunately broke down.

Damage of axial device

Unable to move on.

The more serious consequence is that

After the accident,

The Yutu lost contact with us on earth.

Maybe because we're worried

At the last moment of losing contact.

He did not forget to comfort us.

Don't forget to wish us a happy Spring Festival:

"Although I often tell you jokes that everyone doesn't laugh, it's really not easy to explore the moon. I am very happy to come to the moon and share with you. It won't be long before the moon drops to MINUS 180 degrees. I don't know if it can be repaired by then. I wish you all a happy Spring Festival in advance! "

But the blessing has just ended.

This rabbit is 380 thousand kilometers away from us

Since then, it has fallen into silence.

No matter how many fans call to pray.

He didn't reply.

Looks dead.

Until this time.

Everyone realized that

That always pretends to be cute and coquettish.

Rabbits who like to play with us.

It turns out that the situation on the moon is so difficult.

A night on the moon

It is a whole 14 day of the earth.

When night comes,

Even as low as MINUS 100 degrees.

The temperature difference between day and night exceeds 300 degrees.

I wonder how rabbits overcome these difficulties.

The function of all parts of his body.

Did it drop a little at that time?

The more difficult situation is that

The landing area surface of Yutu is very poor.

There are more stones over 20 cm than expected.

Even if it can withstand the temperature difference between day and night of more than 300 degrees.

He will never be like us.

Lift your feet over those obstacles.

As he moved forward,

There have been all kinds of bumps and bumps.

Plus the design life of the jade rabbit itself.

Only three months.

Landing from Yu Tu

Nearly two months have passed.

His body and equipment

Have been damaged to a certain extent.

Nobody knows.

Can Yutu get in touch again?

however

Just as we were all thinking

When there is no hope.

The rabbit suddenly appeared.

The day before Valentine's Day on Earth.

On the distant moon

Suddenly there was a faint greeting:

"Hi, is anyone there?"

The picture comes from the netizen "The Big Sheep of Huohuo Doctrine" in Weibo.

Yutu woke up again!

In a few minutes.

This Weibo was forwarded by tens of thousands of people.

Netizens even invented an idiom.

"The rabbit woke up and ran away."

To describe this moment

only

Yutu woke up.

But he can't move anymore.

Or he became a paraplegic.

even so

He just woke up.

Still dragging the sick body to continue working.

He keeps his brain working.

Take pictures with his camera.

Keep giving us his information.

It may be hard for you to believe.

He will also celebrate Valentine's Day.

Show off the roses you received in a high-profile way

He will be at the Lantern Festival.

Said to send you two.

"Extra large jiaozi"

He'll give himself away.

Proud to tell you

Show one's work.

When someone lands on the moon, he will be there.

Sell Meng shouted:

"Hey, I'm hiding.

You can come to me now! "

Although he actually went from bad to worse

But he still tried to tell the earth.

Everyone who cares about him

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

He tried to make everyone feel

In addition to physical paralysis,

He hasn't changed a bit.

He is still the naughty rabbit.

It seems that I almost died three times and four times, and I can't wake up.

It's not him at all.

But, occasionally,

Jade rabbit will also show some fatigue.

He will silently say to the earth:

"Mother Earth, I miss you."

He will be happy when everyone is happy.

Say the last word in the distance

"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

The moon is still the same. "

Pretend you are not alone.

Pretend to be with everyone all the time.

The picture comes from the netizen "The Big Sheep of Huohuo Doctrine" in Weibo.

Before him.

The longest-lasting lunar rover.

It's Soviet.

It only stayed on the moon for a few months.

However, in the following two years,

Yutu turned off her phone again and again on the moonlit night.

Time and time again on the moon and during the day

Wake up tenaciously

He surpassed the miracle of his three-month life.

Worked alone on the moon for 972 days.

Together with Chang 'e III

* * * Record 7TB of data.

It was distributed to thousands of universities in China.

Overfulfilled the task.

For the first time in history

Man-made detector with the longest life on the moon

But even if this rabbit is tenacious.

No matter how you pretend that everything is fine.

He will say goodbye to everyone one day.

2016 July 3 1 23: 00 pm19.

Send the last Weibo.

Jade rabbit finally fell into a permanent sleep.

Became 380 thousand kilometers away

In that cold Guanghan Palace

A real "Jade Rabbit"

In the years of his life.

He is like every wanderer who works hard outside.

Experience ecstasy

I have experienced despair.

He has experienced the joys and sorrows of the earth people.

I have seen the ups and downs of the world.

He was knocked down by the irresistible reality.

Wake up stubbornly in despair.

Go on with your dream.

Perhaps, after so many difficulties.

See so many stars.

His biggest dream

It is one day in the future.

Astronauts from the motherland will come to him.

Pick it up.

Yutu once stood alone on the moon for 972 days.

Gently said to him:

"We're here to take you home."

It's just us at the moment.

Still don't know

When will that day come?

At this moment when all of us are celebrating the festival.

When we look up at the moon,

I guess

Is it possible for us

What to say to the lonely rabbit:

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

We haven't forgotten you

Wait for me.