Who can give some nice songs and jokes? Anyone can have a brain teaser.

[Brain teaser] What makes you more angry? (Temper) [Brain teaser] People are worried when they are not bad, and happy when they are bad. What is this? (Solve the case) [Brain teaser] Which one can't be bought in the bookstore? (Secretary) [Brain teaser] What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? The first time you were bitten, you felt terrible pain. The second time you were bitten, you didn't feel anything because you were dead. ) [Brain teaser] What are the absolute similarities between husband and wife's lives? (The wedding date is exactly the same) [Brain teaser] What is the narrowest road? What are the main reasons for divorce? (Marriage) [Brain teaser] What comes often but never really comes? (Tomorrow) [Brain teaser] On a dark windy night, Xiao Li met a ghost and the ghost escaped. Why? (Because the ghost I met was a coward) [Brain teaser] The heart exchange operation failed, and the patient sang a song to the doctor as his last words. Please guess the title of the song (in fact, you don't understand my heart) [brain teaser] When does the clock stop? (I won't leave when I need to repair it) [Brain teaser] Where can I really kill people? (Operating table) [Brain teaser] What chicken can't have wings? (Frog) [Brain teaser] Who does the male barber dislike the most? (Bald man) [Brain teaser] Eight birds were standing in a tree, and one was shot. How many birds are left? (None left, the others flew away) [Brain teaser] What's the prisoner's favorite way to die? (Don't talk to each other) [Brain teaser] Which organ is the thief most afraid of? Anonymous (tight encirclement) [brain teaser] Two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which one is a flower? (The bottle next to the paper vase is a flower) [Brain teaser] Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter? (Because it's too slow to walk there) [Brain teaser] People don't like to eat anything (suffer) [Brain teaser] Xiaoming is only 4 years old, but he has become a "father". Is it possible? (You can be a father if you play house) [Brain teaser] What's the best way not to get carsick? (Not by car) [Brain teaser] Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why? (Foreigners don't understand English)