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A little joke between men and women

A little joke about men and women

1, women think that men don't have a good thing, but women like men, which shows that women's values are distorted. Since they are distorted, then? The argument that men don't have a good thing is wrong So the final conclusion is: we men are all good things, and your women's' values' are distorted.

What is hateful is not mistress, but little beggar who can't stand the temptation.

3, people are like this, when they are young, they are with their girlfriends, but they just like young women! When people reach middle age, their girlfriends become young women, but they like girls. . .

In the past, when there were differences between men and women, they would change. Now, if there are differences, they will change.

5. People who cheat are like money falling into shit. If you don't pick it up, you can't bear it. That's disgusting! ! !

6. In the final analysis, women are still emotional and can't resist some small animals, such as Land Rover, Hummer and Jaguar.

7. Look at the man with the iphone6, the girls have to stop thinking. He has no kidney. Look at the girl with the iphone6, and the man will chase it boldly. What are you afraid of when your boyfriend has no kidney?

8. The difference between girlfriends and brothers is that if a couple is divorced, 90% of female girlfriends will say to the woman, forget it, what a good man. And 100% men's fraternity said to men, what a good wife!

9. There used to be an idiom called self-deception. If it's more modern, it's called Meitu Xiu Xiu.

10, poison-tongued man: You have a common face, a flat chest and a flat ass. Do you still want to find a bulging wallet?

1 1. The difference between a wife and a mistress: the wife likes your certificate and the mistress likes your bonus.

12, if there is a girl yelling at you? Where is my knife? ! ? Don't panic, she didn't mean to cut anyone, but her courier arrived.