Humorous advertising language to persuade people to buy a house.

1, the Chinese nation is an intelligent nation. We invented off-peak commuting to solve the congestion problem, and then we can invent off-peak houses to solve the problem of high housing prices. Simply put, some people buy houses in this life, and some people buy houses in the next life.

Don't wait for opportunities, but create them.

I'm going to buy a house and a big house in Beijing. Later, I was reminded that I couldn't buy a big house. More than 50,000 square meters, 7.5 million is 1.20 square meters.

Before you leave, turn on all your engines and tell yourself that I am the number 1! Go all out and win the victory wholeheartedly.

With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air, and she has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: let's rent a house, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.

6. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

7. To like life is to find our own happiness from the bits and pieces of daily life. When looking for our own happiness, we are often far away and near. A flower, a leaf, a cup of tea, a favorite book and a favorite friend are all happy lives.

8. When looking at a house, it is either good or bad. When the critical moment comes, people who hesitate and always wait for the opportunity to pass and then regret it.

9. If you feel that no one in the world cares about your life or death, then you should try to stop paying the mortgage for one month.

10. With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air. She has the patience to choose her lover slowly; With their own house, unmarried men have a lot of money out of thin air and have the patience to choose their lovers slowly.

1 1. Without a house, your girlfriend may become a canary in someone else's villa.