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Collect one Spring Festival couplet for each of 10 types of industry entrances
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The stage couplets are full of fun
1. The stage is a small world,
the world is a big stage.
2. Act out all the hateful things in the world,
Sing a pure song from heaven.
3. This has always been the case throughout the ages,
It is always appropriate to wear light makeup and heavy makeup.
4. A thousand years of career in an instant,
A small area of ??land is thousands of miles away.
5. Three or five people walk all over the world,
Six or seven people and a million soldiers.
6. Use false facts to point out real things,
ask the ancients to remind today's people.
7. Deliberately pretending, the world is hot and cold;
Dedicate yourself to explaining, game articles.
8. Civilization and military success, but titles on the gold medal list are empty of wealth and honor;
A man marries a woman, and the bridal chamber is decorated with flowers and candles to pretend to be romantic.
9. A black face is loyal, a red face is righteous, a white face is cunning;
The old Danzhuang is a serious Danzhuang, and the Caidan is romantic.
10. Eastern and Western Han Dynasties, Southern and Northern Song Dynasties, character preparation;
The Classic of Mountains and Seas, Water Margin, modern and ancient wonders.
11. Thinking about the situation back then, it may not be the case;
Looking at the situation today, it may be the case.
12. We should observe like this, people in ancient times and people today are like flowing water;
Who can make this song, big beads and small beads fall into the jade plate.
13. If you want to read early, the beginning of a big article depends on it;
You must watch until the end, and the good results will be at the end.
14. If you look at me, you are not me; if you look at me, I am not me;
Whoever pretends to look like someone else; whoever pretends to look like someone else will look like someone else.
15. Now that you are on stage, you are not afraid of everyone watching from the side;
You can settle it yourself, so why bother worrying about the ancients.
16. You are crowded, and I am crowded, and no one has a foothold here;
See the good and the bad, everyone will end up.
17. Those who want to listen will listen, and those who want to see will see. Listening and watching will help you;
As long as it is good, it will be good, and if it is bad, it will be bad. It will only last three days.
18. Either a gentleman or a villain, or a talented man or a beautiful woman, you will see him when he appears;
Sometimes he is happy, sometimes he is earth-shattering, and in the blink of an eye, everything is gone.
19. In the end, favors are easy to show off, and you can do whatever you want to show off your power;
There are so many fake things in the world, just pretending, and I am afraid that I will see things on the ground.
20. A king is not a king, a minister is not a minister, a father is not a father, and a son is not a son. The king and his ministers, father and son, are all children of the pear garden;
Crying pretends to cry, laughing pretends to laugh, and beats up , pretending to be noisy, crying, laughing and playing, the whole place was lively.
21. Playing the joys and sorrows, is there nothing like the past in the present?
Watching the praise and criticism, there are always people in the drama.
22. You shoot me and I kill you, but I won’t be angry;
When the sedan comes up, go immediately, you have to walk.
23. Learn from monarchs and ministers, from fathers and sons, from couples, from friends, and perform the loyalty, filial piety and righteousness throughout the ages, and act in every situation;
Whether it is rich or honorable, or poor or humble, or happy or angry, or Sorrow and joy, looking closely at the joys and sorrows of a moment, can be called a surprise.
24. Don’t laugh at how much effort we put into painting our faces and wearing beards to win everyone’s applause;
Look at this generation’s pretense, it can be considered a bit of a spirit, Be aware that none of it is authentic.
The couplet in the barber shop makes me laugh
(1) Enter the shop and see the scholar with black clouds
Go out and see the scholar with fair face
Come in with unkempt hair
Go out and be radiant
These two couplets start with images and use common sayings, which is full of fun.
(2) Although it is a bit of skill
It is a top-notch effort
Using twists and turns to express the characteristics of the industry in a ridiculing way, which is full of life and interest.
(3) If the Japanese pirates are not eliminated, what face will they have?
The country’s hatred has not been avenged, and this is the head of the country.
Using haircuts to express patriotism. The tone of the rhetorical question is inspiring.
(4) Sharpen your beard and ask how many heads there are in the world?
Try it before it happens and see what I can do!
This is a couplet written by Shi Dakai for a barber shop. The barber's eagerness and elation are still there.
(5) Make a pair of fists and defeat all the heroes in the world. Who dares to fight back?
If you hold a three-foot iron and flatten the Qing world, everyone will bow their head.
The semantic pun is not only characteristic of shaving one's head, but also has the meaning of overthrowing the Qing Dynasty.
(6) Here are all the people who want to play with their hats
There should be no scratchers here
Two verbs, both actual and imaginary, meaning Profound.
(7) When the knife was raised, no one took it out
Everyone bowed their head when pulling the knife into the water
This couplet is also very vivid, and the humor is beyond words.
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Start a new business from scratch;
Knock down the old phenomenon with one hand.
Manage the myriad connections in the world,
Create a top-notch career in the world.
Hold your head and be willing to do nothing;
If you stand firm, you will show your ultimate merit.
To create a first-class cause in the world;
To deal with the injustices in the world.
Exercise skills at the slightest level will make people haggard without teaching them, and they are indispensable at all times and in all countries;
Practice the best skills to make a new look, and make men, women, old and young look beautiful.
Elegant and wise tea shop couplets
1. Tea couplets at Hangzhou’s “Tea Master’s Home”:
A cup of spring dew will temporarily entertain guests,
The breeze in my armpits makes me feel like a fairy.
The couplet not only explains how to use tea to entertain guests, but also expresses the feeling of using tea to soothe one's mind and make one feel ecstatic.
Couple in the front hall and reception room:
To enjoy the same happiness as the world,
I cannot live without this king for a day.
Not a single word "tea". But it expresses people's common interest in tea and the owner's enthusiasm to "make friends with tea".
The door couplet of the showroom:
The fragrance of dragons and birds’ tongues comes from the deep valley,
The Ding Yi jade lamp shines like haze.
The wording is implicit, naming famous teas and famous utensils, making people feel as if they have entered a treasure mountain before viewing it.
2. Hangzhou West Lake Longjing
"Xiucuitang" tea couplet:
The spring comes from the stone and the love is cool,
the tea Zifeng raw taste is more rounded.
This couplet embodies the unique tea, spring, emotion and flavor of Longjing, which is extremely wonderful.
3.
Yangzhou Fuchun Tea House Tea Association:
Meat-free dishes are also possible;
Elegance and blandness are hard to achieve without me.
4. The couplet of the tea pavilion in Shaoxing at that time:
A sweet spring is a good way to cool down the hot guests;
Dangerous words must be posted on Liangtouling Road pedestrian.
The couplet has a profound meaning, not only the comfort that sweet spring tea brings to travelers, but also the hardships of life's journey.
5. Tea couplet in a teahouse in Quanzhou City:
Small world, big occasion, let me have a seat;
Discuss heroes, talk about ancient and modern times, drink a few glasses of it.
It is amazing to talk about the past and the present from top to bottom.
6. The couplet of the tea pavilion outside the south gate of Fuzhou:
The mountains are good, the water is good, open the door and smile without worries;
Come and go in a hurry, drink on the tea table Cups are in the west and east.
The words are concise and concise, easy to understand, teach people to be indifferent to fame and wealth, and cultivate their sentiments.
7.
The gatehouse couplet of the "Beijing Tea House" at the front gate of Beijing:
The big bowl of tea is widely distributed to guests from all over the world;
Old Two points of devotion.
It depicts the true nature of the teahouse’s “connection with tea” and explains the teahouse’s business purpose.
8. There is a tea couplet at the Tuyunguan Tea Pavilion in Guiyang City:
You must never leave the main road. At a critical moment, you must recognize the forks in the road;
One pavilion overlooks the road. Looking at the mountains and standing on a high ground, you can naturally catch up with your predecessors.
Clear words inspire people to forge ahead.
9. Yangcheng, Guangdong in the old days
"Taotaoju" couplet:
Tao Qian likes to drink, Yi Ya likes to cook, and he drinks and cooks in moderation;
Tao Kan cherishes his points, Xia Yu cherishes every inch and leaves no trace behind.
Four names (Tao Qian, Yi Ya, Tao Kan and Xia Yu) and four allusions (Tao Qian likes to drink, Yi Ya likes to cook, Tao Kan cherishes points and Xia Yu cherishes inches) are used in succession, combining the two words "Tao Tao". The words are embedded in the beginning of the sentence, which is natural and smooth, and cleverly highlights the tea drinking skills and business characteristics of the tea house.
10. In the early years of Shu, there was a teahouse that also operated tea and wine. The couplet of the gate tea and wine:
Busy for fame, busy for profit, take a break and have a cup of tea;< /p>
Work hard, work hard, enjoy the hard work, and pour another glass of wine.
The unrestrained life gives people a lot of insights; the appreciation of elegance and vulgarity is passed down from word to mouth.
Another: Palindrome Tea Couplet
“Interesting words can make you happy, and tea can clear your mind.”
Reading it backwards, it becomes: "If you have a clear mind, you can drink tea, and if you feel comfortable, you can talk interestingly." The contrast between before and after has different artistic conception, literary talent and entertainment, and unique taste.
Catering Industry Alliance
It doesn’t care about wine management;
Whether it is booming or declining, it is good to drink.
It causes spring, summer, autumn and winter rain;
It makes people from the east, west, north and south drunk.
Liu Ling asked whose family was the best;
Li Bai replied here.
Smelling the fragrance of ten miles of spring is priceless;
Buying three cups of wine while drunk is also a dream.
The small shop accommodates guests from all over the world;
The elegant room welcomes wealthy people in civilian clothes.
The wine is fragrant for ten miles, inviting guests to raise glasses to welcome the bright moon;
A happy meal invites people to wave chopsticks and sing the spring breeze.
Guests are like toilet flies, coming and going in groups;
Money is like lice on the body, the more you catch, the more you catch.
Busy for fame and profit, take a break and have a meal while busy;
Work hard and have fun in hard work. Bring a pot of wine.
Couplets in bookstores
A scholar is not a gentleman;
If you don’t read, you won’t be a husband.
Read Chinese and foreign affairs;
Get a thorough understanding of ancient and modern sentiments.
This book is no better than that book. Buy it and read it, and it will be helpful to read it diligently;
My store is different from other stores. Come in and take a look, and pay attention to it.
Engraving shop couplet
Six books spread all over the world;
A moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold.
Golden swords fly and seal scripts fly;
Sharp eyes penetrate even the smallest detail.
Careers are carved now;
Wenxin has been carved since ancient times.
The stylus can write the names of thousands of households;
The knife skills can carve the names of thousands of families.
The sword and pen are not the official of the sword and pen;
The palm print is not the person who printed the palm.
Pharmacy Couplet
I hope that people in the world will be disease-free;
Why worry about the medicine on the shelf becoming dust.
Careful examination of insects, fish and elegant music;
Extensive collection of grass and trees to compose Li Sao.
The red lady goes up to the heavy building, and the forsythia takes a hundred steps;
The white-headed man sits on the evergreen mountain and lives alone for a thousand years.
You can take ointments and medicines, but you can't eat plasters;
The spleen is good for healing, and the qi is good for healing, but the spleen is bad for healing.
The general rides a seahorse and is covered with a pangolin;
The red lady rides in front of the chariot, carrying inula flowers on her head.
Magnolia officinalis treats others, so that a gentleman will have a long-lasting ambition;
Cistanche cistanche is in the world, and Yu Liren dares to Yu Liren.
There are relatives everywhere in China, no matter where they are born or where they are familiar;
When the spring rain comes, all the flowers are blooming, but you can smell the fragrance of rugosa and wood.
Nine-layer bark of Cordyceps sinensis;
One root of jade leaves and golden flowers.
Bamboo leaves are best for treating irritability;
Bupleurum leaves are the most suitable for typhoid fever.
The honeysuckle is small, and the fragrance floats seven or eighty miles away;
The sycamore tree is big, and you can take fifty or sixty pills a day.
The gentleman's flower is white in the morning, red at noon and purple at dusk;
Poppy poppy is green in spring, green in summer and yellow in autumn.
Water lotus, barbata, golden flowers shine on water lotus;
Mother of pearl, a bead, a jade bowl holding pearls.
The red lady wore a pomegranate skirt and silver flowers on her head, which were five times more powerful than peonies and peonies. She calmly mingled with the crowd, went to Tianzhu Temple to pay incense, knelt before the gods, and prayed to the mica fairy to meet Bin Lang soon;
< p>The white-headed man holds a euphorbia and has his feet astride a sea horse. He fights with the grass bandit Gan Sui and Lily. He then returns to his hometown and goes to the Jinluan Hall to deliver orders. He pays homage to the Marquis of Changshan. Before sealing the chariot, the general gives him the gift of acacia.(The upper and lower couplets each contain twelve medicinal herbs)
The couplets of dating agencies
Before you come, you will be unique;
After you arrive, you will be unique. .
Searching and searching, time flies by in an instant;
Hesitating and hesitating, it is rare to meet a close friend again.
White jade still has flaws, how can you find someone who is perfect?
Youth is infinite, how long will it take to choose a mate?
The poor and the lowly love each other, and the rich and the high are unwavering and are called strong men;
The joys and sorrows and passion fly together until they grow old.
You have a family here, remember to be diligent and frugal;
Only when you come back without any objections, you will be considered a virtuous person.
Refuse to accept gifts when a happy event is new;
Don't hold a banquet when customs are changed.
Hengpi: Everyone understands
A son-in-law is a son and a son-in-law have the best of both worlds;
A daughter-in-law is a daughter-in-law, and a daughter-in-law is a daughter-in-law who is a daughter-in-law.
It is gratifying and congratulatory to encourage a man to marry a woman out of two wishes;
Having only one daughter or one son is beneficial to the country and the people.
My relatives and friends are happy to see Magpie Bridge again;
My children love it when they reunite.
Never forget one day of love between husband and wife;
Always remember the love between husband and wife for a hundred days.
Couplet of Honoring Masters
1. Ma Yinchu’s 60th birthday, couplet written by Zhou Enlai:
Taoli Zenghua sits in the tent without crane;
Qin Shu There is a turtle on the supporting bed.
Expressed praise for Ma Yinchu’s educational achievements and best wishes for his health and longevity.
2. Tao Xingzhi was loyal to education throughout his life, and Guo Moruo wrote a couplet for him:
Thousands of teachings teach people to seek truth;
Thousands of learnings Learn to be a real person.
This couplet condenses career, moral character, ideals and pursuits into simple couplets.
3. Mr. Zhu Ziqing unfortunately passed away due to overwork at the age of 51. Xu Deheng wrote an elegiac couplet:
Teaching for thirty years, while teaching, learning at the same time, learning from the times and young people, Those who are able to live like this are those who are sincere and healthy;
I have lived for five years, the harder it is, the more hard I struggle, fighting against ugliness and violence, until I die, I cry for this person.
This couplet briefly summarizes the life and character of Mr. Zhu Ziqing, which is sincere and touching.
4. Mr. Yang Changji, a veteran in education and father of the martyr Yang Kaihui, wife of Mao Zedong, wrote a couplet to express his feelings:
The peach land of autism is said to be ancient;
I want to plant a big wooden pillar Long days.
Mr. Yang has progressive thoughts, noble moral character and profound knowledge. He devoted himself to education and achieved his ambition of "planting big wooden pillars to grow the sky" in obscurity. His spirit of being a ladder for others was deeply loved by future generations. Human respect!
5. When Teacher’s Day is approaching, a middle school student sent this couplet to his teacher:
Exponential functions, logarithmic functions, trigonometric functions, counting requires hard work;
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Parallel straight lines, intersecting straight lines, out-of-plane straight lines, lines are meaningful and affectionate.
The couplet is cleverly embedded with mathematical terms, which is appropriate, natural and thought-provoking, expressing the admiration of many students for their teachers.
6. Who can live without a teacher? Therefore, teachers have always been respected by people, and there are many couplets praising teachers in society. A long couplet wrote:
A piece of chalk, two sleeves, a breeze, a three-foot podium with sunny weather all year round, plus the internal organs, seven mouths, eight tongues, nine thoughts and ten thoughts, There must be a way to teach, and every drop of sweat sincerely nourishes the world with peaches and plums;
Ten volumes of poems and nine chapters of Pythagorean, eight lines of literary thoughts and seven latitudes of geography, together with the six arts, five classics, four books, three words, two elegances and one heart, teach people tirelessly, bit by bit Diligent efforts and hard work cultivate talented people to benefit China.
The first line is from one to ten, and the second line is from ten to one in reverse order. It is not easy to arrange ten numbers in order. It vividly describes the lofty spiritual realm of the people's teachers who are willing to make candles and serve as spring silkworms.
7. The grace is like the blue sky, spreading nectar to thousands of green trees;
The festival is like a yellow chrysanthemum, reporting an inch of spring breeze.
This couplet has a solemn style, an appropriate metaphor, and a profound meaning. It speaks highly of the people's teachers who have a chalk career.
8. Three inches of chalk and a three-foot podium are the destiny of the country;
A loyal heart and a candle for a lifetime cast the soul of the people.
Teachers write their own couplets. Connecting "chalk", "podium" and "national destiny"; connecting "a loyal heart" and "casting the soul of the people" together make people feel the lofty nature of educational work and appreciate the education workers who work hard in education positions. Workers are more respectful!
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