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What about Dulux condoms?
Before writing this article, I was curious whether the topic of sex is very open in your university? Last Sunday was "World AIDS Day". Our school (Guangzhou University) held a science popularization event about condoms and AIDS. Dulux condoms distributed free condoms on site. When I heard that such an event was held in school, my first reaction was: "Is this wrong?" But then I felt that I might as well go and see what this event was about while I was bored in the dormitory. The activity started at 10 o'clock. I saw that the sunshine was still OK, so I got up and grabbed a few pounds of soy sauce. The most eye-catching thing at the event was a very tall big yellow duck. The staff said that the big yellow duck, which has been popular among boys and girls and has flown to different places, is now the AIDS prevention ambassador of Dulux. Is this okay? ! I saw a bunch of billboards promoting AIDS, and reporters from TV stations and newspapers came here to interview. I also thought to myself that this must be a big event. It seems that this Sunday has not been in vain. I accidentally walked in while passing by. The mirror also allows my fellow villagers to see me on TV, which makes my parents look a little brighter. (I later found out that there was more to the event than just this.)
While I was thinking about it, some staff wearing Dulux condom dolls were handing out a condom to me. I took a closer look. It is a creative Dulux sex condom. The packaging is in the shape of a macho body, and the condom is inserted into the underwear. Does this imply that it is suitable for me to use? The Dulux on-site staff was still introducing me to this product, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was, what a dream series. God! I suddenly have the urge to accept the school girl who confessed to me last month tonight. At least don’t waste such interesting condoms. When I was still debating whether I should accept a school girl in order to experience this ultra-thin condom, I was suddenly fed. When I looked up, it was the goddess of our class calling me. Xiaoyou, the weather is so sunny today, and the scenery is beautiful everywhere~~ Could it be that the goddess is the true love tonight? "Take a picture for us." Before I could finish thinking about how this romantic love story should end, the goddess stuffed her phone over her. It turned out that she asked me to help her take a photo with the big yellow duck. The big yellow duck is so happy, I can't help but feel resentful, why am I not a duck? In this way, I can take a close photo with the goddess----woohoo------.
"Are you taking pictures or not?" It turns out that the goddess doesn't like me who is more sexy in my thinking. Immediately reacting and re-adjusting her state, Guan Xi got up and took pictures of the goddess in the most professional posture. Maybe I'm more charming when I'm a photographer. The goddess excitedly called out to her friends, and even posed next to the big yellow duck holding up the ultimate ultra-thin condom, an anti-AIDS gift given by the on-site staff. Damn, don't you want it to be so connotative? ! Usually the goddess is a bit cold, but she turns out to be so charming when she smiles. The most important thing is that she shows a rare innocence towards the big yellow duck, which makes me very jealous. How amazing is it that a duck has wool? When I looked carefully at the duck's body with the slogan Dulux Condoms to prevent AIDS printed on it, I realized that it was the legendary anti-AIDS ambassador of the Dulux condom brand. By inviting a big yellow duck to be the AIDS prevention ambassador, is Dulux trying to tell us that condoms must be like a big yellow duck, able to withstand wind and rain and setbacks? After taking the photo, the goddess picked up her mobile phone to take a picture of the QR codes that could be seen everywhere. As a follower of the goddess, I naturally would not lose, so I also picked up the photo and found that it was a lottery. I clicked on it and won the prize! It’s still Dulux condoms, or their flagship product: Dulux Ultra-Thin Condoms. I used to hear from my buddies in the dormitory how easy it is to use the ultra-thin version of Dulux condoms and how great it is to have sex with my girlfriend. Now I have it too, but who am I looking for? When the goddess saw that I had won this prize, she couldn't help laughing and actually told me that she wanted to try it too. I have been thinking that this sentence must have a meaning, it must be, it must be, it is a hint to me and her... In order to live up to this hint, and live up to this extremely comfortable ultra-thin condom, I decided Go for it!
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