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Where did Ma Bin go for the first time?

Ma Bin read the newspaper for the first time on December 2

Author: Anonymous Article source: Number of clicks for the first time: 104 Update time: 2005-12-2

Care about family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs. You are welcome to listen to me read the newspaper to you for the first time.

The Qitaihe mining disaster in Heilongjiang that occurred a few days ago is still the focus of media attention. Our headline today will talk about three strange things that happened in this mining accident.

The first strange thing is that it has been several days since the mining accident occurred, but the exact number of underground miners is still uncertain. "Beijing Entertainment News" reported that when the mining disaster just occurred, the number of people working underground reported by Longmei Group was 221. However, as the accident rescue work progressed, new miners' bodies were constantly discovered, and this number became 241. people. But when the accident investigation team was established yesterday, the announced number of people who went into the well changed again: because the newly announced number of survivors was one more, the total number of people who went down the well was also one more. Why does the number of people going down the well change again and again? It turned out that although some people signed in the attendance book, they did not go down the mine. Instead, they used various reasons and excuses to desert. There were also cases of people going down the mine under false pretenses. Because the mine stipulated that people with long working experience could go down the mine more often. To receive seniority subsidy, it often happens that young people pretend to have seniority and sign to receive more subsidy. This makes it impossible to determine the exact number of people working in the mines. It is even unclear how many workers there are. With such a mess, how can we not Something happened.

The second strange thing is that, ironically, the mine manager Ma Jinguang has just won the title of "National Coal Industry Outstanding Mine Manager" and been commended. The mine itself has been rated as a "star mine" for safety and quality standardization construction by Heilongjiang Province for three consecutive years. "Nanfang Daily" asked "How do you get an "excellent mine manager"?" Faced with such an "excellent mine manager" who had an accident but "didn't know anything about everything", we can't help but ask how he got this honor? It is not difficult to imagine that for the sake of profit, those award-winning activities under various high-sounding banners will eventually lose their true value and significance, and even become a tool to deceive the public and harm the people.

The third strange thing happened in the determination of responsibility for the accident. A leader of the local coal mining company said that the main reason for the accident was that the quality of the underground miners was too low and the rules and regulations were not enforced well. In response to this statement, "Peninsula Morning News" said, "Don't rely on the quality of the miners"! For such a major mining disaster, the final responsibility was put on the miners who lost their lives. The "quality" of the managers to shirk responsibility is amazing.

"Nanjing Morning News" also asked, "Are the miners of low quality or the leadership of high quality?" Yes, the quality of the miners is not high. A miner risks his life every day and digs coal in the well, but he can only get a salary of less than 1,000 yuan. Can this amount of money make him a civilized person? The quality of the miners is low, but what are the leaders with high quality doing? They don't care about the consequences, they don't care whether the workers live or die, and they use the money obtained from the "blood coal" of the "low-quality" miners to spend their days and nights! sad! shameful!

Then look down.

"Guangzhou Daily" reported that recently, citizen Mr. Zhang received a postal savings passbook from a certain email address. The account was opened in his name. There was a deposit of 50 yuan in the passbook. The complainant's letter sent at the same time stated that he was selected as a large depositor and could participate in the savings points reward. If he deposited 100,000 yuan, he could receive an additional reward of 2,440 yuan a year. The more you save, the greater the rewards. Is there such a good thing? Mr. Zhang thought that the account was opened in his own name anyway, so he deposited 50,000 yuan into it. However, a week later, he found that the money was gone. Alas, another trap! This is a newly discovered fraud method. The trick is very simple. First, the scammer uses the name of the victim to make a fake ID card, then opens an account at the Postal Savings Office, and at the same time applies for a matching postal green card and deposits 50 yuan. Then the bankbook is sent to the target person, with a client letter attached, and as soon as the freeloader deposits the money, the scammer immediately uses the green card to withdraw money, and he succeeds. I would like to advise everyone, there will be no pie in the sky, and don’t take advantage of small things.

Let’s take a look at the photo first. These children are dressed in bright colors, with colorful colors on their sleeves and chests. What are they printed on? Take a closer look, yo! It turned out to be the trademarks of Marlboro, Ferrari, etc.! It looks like he is dressed like racing star Schumacher.

"Spring City Evening News" said that the clothes with advertising brands printed on them turned out to be the new uniforms issued to students by a primary school in Kunming. Most students liked this uniform and thought the orange-red uniform looked good. But parents are not happy. There are a lot of advertisements on their children's school uniforms, and there are even cigarette advertisements. What if the children are affected by the advertisements and buy cigarettes? The school disagrees with parents' concerns. They believe that the cigarette trademarks printed on school uniforms are not necessarily related to students learning to smoke. But in any case, wouldn’t it be too hasty to put advertisements on children’s school uniforms?

The "Beijing Times" reported that a few days ago, Beijing patient Gao Yanmei was undergoing surgery. During the process, the surgeon suddenly stopped the scalpel. It turned out that his phone rang and he left. The operating room answered the phone, but no one expected that the phone call would take forty minutes. After this operation, Gao Yanmei's facial nerves were paralyzed and the operation failed. Now, Gao Yanmei is suing the hospital for 180,000 yuan for medical malpractice. Since the ID card Gao Yanmei used when going through hospitalization procedures was not her own, the hospital took advantage of this and said: We do not have your medical records, so you must pay attention to your integrity! But Gao Yanmei is also very smart. She took a video of herself in the hospital. Faced with the facts, the hospital had to admit it honestly! It seems that in the future, when we go to the hospital or even when shopping, we’d better bring a camera with us!

It is normal for drivers to be fined for violating traffic regulations, but did you know that this fine can also be negotiated? "Chinese Business Morning News" reported that such a scene was staged at a certain intersection on the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. The traffic police said to the driver who was speeding and violating regulations: "A fine of 400 yuan and 3 points deducted from the driver's license!" "I don't have much money in my pocket, less." "Okay." After the driver begged, the traffic police gave in and said, "If you pay 400 yuan, there will be no penalty points on your driver's license." "Can it be less?" "Don't worry, this bargaining is really effective." , it is said that some prices have been reduced from 2,000 yuan to 500 yuan. According to the explanation of a deputy captain of the traffic control detachment, this is also normal legal flexibility. According to the new "Traffic Law", the traffic control department has the right to impose a fine of not less than 200 yuan but not more than 2,000 yuan on illegal vehicles. The price of the fine can be raised or lowered. The situation is really not surprising. However, as a law enforcement department, it is not wrong to have a little flexibility in fines, but since the amount has been exported, it can still be discussed. When the news spreads, everyone has to come to negotiate the price, making every fine scene and the wet market It would be lively if they were still bargaining!

Let’s take a look at today’s newspaper reading comments.

The child in my family is just a piece of meat on a hob. You can do whatever you like with it. This is what the parents of a teenager in Dalian told the police. "Peninsula Morning News" reported that in February this year, several teenagers stabbed someone with a knife just because someone looked at them in an Internet cafe. They even said plausibly: "I am killing a chicken." Show it to the monkey, so that you can establish prestige in the circle! This is what the parents of one child said when they were caught by the police and found their divorced parents. Alas, after listening to these words, you will know that you are also responsible for the child becoming like this!

A fence has three stakes, a hero has three gangs - Sir, please let me carry your suitcase for you. This is the service term of a hotel. "Liaoshen Evening News" reported that this hotel claims to immerse all guests in an atmosphere of culture and humanistic care. As soon as you enter the door, the doorman greets you politely: "One fence has three stakes. , a gang of three heroes - Sir, please let me carry your suitcase." As soon as the customer entered the room, he saw the sign: I know you have come a long way, and you are welcome to stay in our hotel - indoor facilities. Please protect. Lying on the bed, I turned around and saw the writing on the bedside table: "Bed is the eternal cradle of mankind; fire is the warmth that Prometheus stole for the world. Bed and fire are good partners, but they shouldn't meet tonight. ——Please don’t smoke in bed.” Haha, this cultural flavor is strong enough!

It’s not easy for a thief to make ends meet, just take the wallet back. This is what a woman in Haikou City said after her wallet was stolen after the thief was caught. "Southern Metropolis Daily" said that Mr. Zhan, a citizen, saw a thief stealing a woman's wallet on the street. He immediately ran up, grabbed the thief and pushed him to the ground. Mr. Zhan's bravery made people applaud, but unexpectedly, the woman began to sympathize with the thief and said that she would not go to the police station to testify. This time the thief was amused and mocked Mr. Zhan for being nosy. But without any evidence, Mr. Zhan had no choice but to let the thief go.

When I meet this modern lady from Dongguo, I don’t know the difference between right and wrong, so confused!

Let’s look at the international news.

As the saying goes: Good things come to good people. Last month, a man named Sediqi from California went to the airport. When he came back, he found a travel bag left on the back seat. After opening it, guess what, dozens of diamonds, worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Sediqi found a mobile phone bill in the bag and called: Hello? Dude, did you lose anything? On the other end of the phone was a jeweler from Manhattan, who was stupidly waiting for his flight at the airport. He suddenly woke up when he answered the phone. Later, Sediqi successfully returned the diamond to the jeweler, and the jeweler said: I must thank you very much! Sediqi didn’t take it seriously and felt that he should do this. According to the New York Daily News, recently, this kind man received a package and the jewelry merchant sent him a ten thousand dollar bill. check and a diamond bracelet. Sediqi's family had a heavy burden, so he saved the money to pay for his children's tuition and gave the bracelet to his pregnant wife. Good people are rewarded!

Let’s look at other news.

"Contemporary Life" reported that in June this year, Ye Haokui, a farmer in Fuyang, Anhui, and his wife Ye Yulin were diagnosed with "male infertility" and "primary infertility" respectively by a hospital treating infertility in Shanghai. "Infertility", in the next five days of "medical treatment", they spent more than 37,000 yuan. However, in July, their test results at another hospital showed that as early as May, when they were diagnosed with infertility, their wife Ye Yulin was already pregnant. This result shocked Ye Haokui and his wife. They spent tens of thousands of yuan in 5 days, but a professional hospital still treated "pregnant" as "infertile". This sounds like a fantasy! There are so many weird things happening!

"China Times" has a very interesting set of pictures about hanging slogans in public places. Let's take a look. The above picture is called "inference", but it is not, "Smoking is equivalent to setting a fire, and setting a fire is a crime." The reasoning logic can be said to have evolved layer by layer, but it is very rigorous. If smoking is described so seriously, who would dare to smoke in the lounge; again; Look at the picture in the lower left corner. Under the traffic light are two rows of big characters: "Those who run the red light will be punished with stones." This warning is powerful enough! The picture in the lower right corner is also very fierce. It is written on the wall of the courtyard, "Thieves and peddlers who post small advertisements will be severely beaten if they dare to enter the courtyard." It makes people feel chills down their spines when looking at it, so it is named "Deterrence". However, looking at this slogan, why do I feel so bitter and resentful?

In 2005, who is the pride of the Chinese economy? Now let's pay attention to various media reports and comments on the 2005 CCTV Economic Channel China Economic Figure of the Year selection.

"Peninsula Metropolis Daily" commented: "Will the annual list of economic figures shed its skin or change into a butterfly?" The article said that the previous economic figures of the year selections were always indispensable for the three big names in the automobile industry: FAW, Dongfeng, and SAIC. However, their names were missing from the list of candidates announced this year, and were replaced by four small names: Li Shufu of Geely Automobile. , Yin Jiaxu of Changan Automobile, Yin Tongyao of Chery Automobile and Miao Xuezhong of Goo Automobile. These four brands have one unique characteristic: they are all Chinese independent brands. I wonder if this change is a review of past standards or an attempt at a new standard?

The "China Economic Times" published today lists the 35 candidates for the 2005 CCTV China Economic Person of the Year. Each name here can be said to be a influential figure in the economic world. Three of the four automotive industry CEOs mentioned just now are among them. Others, taking the IT industry as an example, include Jack Ma, founder and CEO of Alibaba, Robin Li, chairman and CEO of Baidu, and others from well-known state-owned enterprises. Leaders of enterprises, such as Yang Yuanqing, Chairman of the Board of Directors of Lenovo Group, Zhao Yong, Chairman of Sichuan Changhong Electronics Group, etc.; of course, there are also representatives of many industries, such as Zhang Baoquan, Chairman of Jindian Group, who switched from the real estate industry to the electronics industry, and Zhang Baoquan, Chairman of the Petroleum Industry Fu Chengyu, general manager of China National Offshore Oil Corporation, and Lin Yifu, a professor at Peking University, are also on the list as representatives of economists. Of course, let us wait and see who among these 35 people will be the final winner!

Finally, let’s take a look at a letter from an audience.

A friend from Heilongjiang sent me an email and said that he likes to buy lottery tickets. Every time he buys a few tickets, he goes to the sports lottery website to check whether he has won. But it is unlucky. It happened. As soon as I logged into that website, my computer was poisoned. It turned out that the web pages of the website were poisonous! This friend is quite depressed. He said that such a public *** website with a high click-through rate should protect everyone's interests and should repair problems in time. Now that so many people are being tricked, it really shouldn't be. This person My friend is right, but I also advised him not to be too obsessed with the lottery. After all, it is just a kind of adjustment. In addition, many viewers sent me emails asking, isn't Ma Bin sick? But why can we still see him on "Wealth Storytelling" broadcast at 12:40 noon these days? Let me explain to you here that "Wealth Storytelling" is a recorded program. It was recorded before Ma Bin got sick. Now Ma Bin is still recuperating. I wish him a speedy recovery!

That’s all for today’s newspaper reading by Ma Bin, so let’s stop here.