What are the familiar funny advertising words?

Common funny advertising words are as follows:

1, as long as 998, break the price of 998, there is no product below 998 yuan, you can't go to a noodle shop anywhere in the world, break the price of 998!

2. In addition, we also give away the original charger with a value of 1000 yuan and the original commercial battery with a value of several thousand yuan. If you call now, we will also give away an 8G large-capacity memory card worth 65,438+0,000 yuan, so that you can expand your storage space.

3. coffin advertisement: god recommends products.

4. Beauty: A good day begins with overtime.

5, Dabao: If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. ?