It's funny that you always lose at mahjong.

Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself. Here is a funny story about playing mahjong. I hope you will like it!

It's funny that you always lose at mahjong.

1, I don't like her, so don't be friends with her. Either I or she has a choice. People who ask such questions are childish ghosts! Fan Bingbing and Wang Sicong were forced to go to Huang Xiaoming's wedding together. For so many years, I don't like female A very much (not very interactive), but male B drinks and plays mahjong with her, and female C and female D interact frequently in her circle of friends. I have never had any objections or doubts about B men, C women and D women. Friendship is like eating durian. If you don't like it, how can you stop others from eating it? !

2. I want to take three days off now ~ sleep until eleven o'clock on the first day, and then lie at home in the sun without washing my face and glasses; Get up early the next day, go climbing or hiking, and go to grandma's house to eat fruit and watch them play mahjong in the afternoon; On the third day, I went shopping with Lao Wang or my good friends to eat delicious food, and didn't go home until nightfall. So I suddenly want to get married ~ I can't take a vacation until I get married.

3, play a small mahjong, eat a spicy. Find a small object, life is like this.

4. Persuade the world, live at 0 years old, play at 0 years old, and grow up at 10 years old; 20 for love; 30 basic orientation; 40 fight hard; 50 look back; 60 return to China; 70 playing mahjong; 80 basking in the sun; 90 lying in bed; 100 hanging on the wall ... Life is great, and death is sad! Please don't just stand side by side when you can hold hands. Please don't just hold hands when you can hug. When you can be together, please don't be separated easily!

I don't go out during the day these days, but I go for a walk by the river after dinner and washing dishes at night, then I go to John Yang and play mahjong, a song that has been circulating for a long time. Mahjong once won 250. Recently, I replayed all last year's mahjong and played it five times. Early to bed and early to rise has nothing to do with me.

6. Russia should work hard to earn money and play mahjong.

7. Why didn't that unlucky woman kill him? To play mahjong, my two-year-old son is still at home. As a result, the child climbed out of the window and fell dead. The incident happened in Jiangsu. The furious father is crazy. Beat his wife with his son. Do something useful when playing mahjong, and stay away from gambling.

8. Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself.

9. With your big die, you can buckle a pair of mahjong and bring a game of military chess.

10, optimistic, strong and happy; The money spent from your hand is your own money; It is better to meet someone who likes reading than to meet someone who likes playing mahjong.

What should I do if I always lose at mahjong?

1. A woman and a man are dating. The woman said: I have a bad personality, I can't do housework, I don't want to work, I like playing mahjong, I like to eat snacks, I like to lose my temper, and I spend a lot of money. Can you accept it? The man held back for a long time and asked, just say you can't carry it?

2. I wish you a happy Spring Festival: beauty is like a flower, romance is like cherry blossoms, luck is like snowflakes, luck meets peach blossoms, wealth matches peony flowers, and mahjong bars bloom!

The so-called Spring Festival means that adults play mahjong. The children are playing around. How can you be so modest and have no object?

I lost 57 yuan today, but fortunately my brother's holiday will be over tomorrow. The baby has arrived home. From today on, don't talk to me about mahjong. If you want me to play mahjong, please tell me how much money you lack!

Debut at the age of 5 or 0, every day 10. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

6. Creative method of Singles' Day: Get up early and eat only one fried dough stick, one chopstick, take the bus only 1, play mahjong only, click the K song of Lonely Life, and only send a short message. Happy Singles Day!

7. There are many middle-aged and elderly women in the fourth-tier cities (and below) in your country, and their material life is extremely substantial-buying food, scolding the streets, doing housework, playing mahjong, queuing for gifts, dancing in the square dance, flawless, and spiritual life depends entirely on gossip-who has sex, who has blown up, who has no asshole, who earns more money, who has a second wife, who has a second child, and who is not yet in his thirties.

When I was a child, the most impressive thing about Chinese New Year was that the adults were so tired. They will set off firecrackers, play mahjong all night, visit relatives and friends, pay New Year greetings to each other according to various red tape, and keep eating and drinking. Give children lucky money, mostly to be turned over. Those human gifts are put in a notebook. This lifestyle is annoying to watch. Nowadays, the circle of friends in the New Year is simplified to drinking tea, reading at home, or traveling. It's good.

9. Buying goods depends on eyesight, and playing mahjong depends on luck; Trains rely on tension; Selling combs depends on credibility, and you will buy them when you use them well.

10, playing landlords every day, watching beautiful women find fault and playing mahjong, why didn't you play the game of eat small fish, the big fish?

Tell me grandpa Ai Mao's funny story.

1, Spring Festival is coming, I wish the personalized network is getting better and better, and children can get many grandfathers. .

2, what, I'm so embarrassed, if you dare, tell grandpa Mao ~

A pure female colleague dropped 5 yuan on the ground. I picked up and said, girl, I'll stay with you tonight. Friendship price is only 5 yuan ~? She said with a serious face: five dollars at a time? I nodded, only to see her take out a red grandpa Mao from her pocket and throw it to me very heroically. Then come 20 times tonight! ! ? I-_-!

Grandpa Mao said to make me forget him, but

In fact, spending your money is the same as spending your own money, which was endorsed by Grandpa Mao.

6. Grandpa Mao said that work, love and games are the three really important aspects of life.

7. I hope someone can treat me like Grandpa Mao treated the Red Queen.

8. I love you more than Grandpa Mao!

Tragically, when you open your wallet, people of all ethnic groups are still there, but Grandpa Mao is gone.