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Quotations from Yi Zhongtian _ Ten Classic Quotations from Yi Zhongtian _ That's very reasonable.

The first sentence of 1: You are simple, and the world is simple for you.

A simple life can bring a happy life, and people should be self-sufficient and happy, tolerant and generous.

You can't think about anything complicated. If you have a heavy mental load, you will complain.

Delete your memory regularly and discard unpleasant people and things from your memory.

Life is short, wealth is attached, life does not bring death,

A simple life is a happy life.

The second sentence: if the ending is good, everything will be fine.

People in modern society are becoming more and more snobbish and love is becoming less and less important.

So I have to believe that jack shall have Jill is the most accurate description of modern love.

The fourth sentence: If you want to succeed, you need friends, and if you want to achieve great success, you need enemies.

Only when there is competition can there be development, because there are enemies and determination not to admit defeat.

Only in this way can we do our best to do our own thing, so sometimes, enemies are stronger than friends.

There are no eternal enemies in the world, but there are eternal friends. Sometimes, enemies can become friends.

The fifth sentence: There are two tragedies in life: hopelessness and complacency.

Modern people seem to be particularly vulnerable, and there are many celebrities suffering from depression in newspapers every day.

These people must have gone from one extreme to the other.

It is because of complacency that I firmly believe that I am perfect and omnipotent.

If you are slightly frustrated, you will become extremely inferior and even lose the courage to continue living.

Find the right position for yourself and enjoy life.

The sixth sentence: people are forced out.

Everyone has potential, born in happiness and died in trouble, so when faced with pressure,

Don't worry, maybe this is just a small test of your life. Believe in yourself and everything can be handled well.

If you are in a hurry, you can go to Liangshan. The times make heroes, and the poor want to change. Only when there is pressure can there be motivation.

Seventh sentence: If life is in the wrong direction, stopping is progress.

It is always difficult for people to correct their shortcomings, and it is always difficult for people to find their own mistakes. Sometimes,

Knowing that you are wrong, you can't stop, make mistakes again and again, and grasp the direction.

Stick to your principles, there are many temptations in the world, and there will never be a pie in the sky.

Don't pay a painful price because you are greedy for temporary happiness. If you find something wrong, you must stop.

8 The eighth sentence: Pregnancy is like pregnancy, which will make people see it after a long time.

People should never be self-righteous. Without the earth, everyone would turn around. Throughout the ages, people who rely on skills have no good end.

Therefore, no matter how capable you are, you should be modest and prudent and do your own thing well, because gold will always shine.

The ninth sentence: Less than a thousand glasses of wine before, now less than a thousand glasses of wine.

Not very strong, I can't appreciate the delicious wine, but I can feel the beauty of knowing myself and knowing myself.

Life without friends is lonely and incomplete, but because of the busy life,

With the gradual decrease of contact, friendship has faded, so take some time to contact friends and chat together.

Let friendship rise in laughter, and when friends encounter difficulties, they must remember to stand up.

Even if you can't help, comfort is the greatest support.

10 Tenth sentence: There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

Occasionally, I think that if life is really like a video game, if it is not well played, I can choose to start over. What will life be like?

It is precisely because the passage of time is gone forever that every day can't be retrieved.

Therefore, we should cherish every inch of time, honor our parents, love our children, be considerate of our lovers and be kind to our friends.

Yi Zhongtian's classic quotations

Yuan Shu thinks that the title of emperor, like the trademark in our market economy, should be registered first. He thinks that if he registers the trademark first, others can't do anything to him. Unexpectedly, he became the target of public criticism.

Yuan Shang and Yuan discussed and said, Let's buy that boy Gongsun Kang a drink and cook him at the banquet! Gongsun Kang also concluded here: Why don't I invite these two brothers to drink and cook at the banquet? And Gongsun Kang cooked them!

This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius. He must not listen to the correct opinions that are beneficial to him, and he must listen to the wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That's weird.

Liu Beigan's escape is still very powerful. He is like a mouse on a ship. He always seems to be the first to notice which ship will capsize. First, fight Yuan Shao with Gongsun Zan, then fight Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and then fight Cao Cao with Yuan Shao.

At that time, Jiangdong people called Sun Weilang and Zhou Weilang. Lang is a young man, which means praising beauty. Therefore, Sun Lang is handsome, not handsome Zhou. Handsome men like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time. It can be said that Zhou Yu is a battlefield, officialdom and love at this time. Anyway, I am envious!

By the way, Jiang Gan has also been wronged. He didn't steal any books at all, and he's not ugly. He is also a handsome guy, because Zhou Yu is a handsome guy, and his friends are usually handsome guys.

The so-called empty city plan is also made up. Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put an incense burner, called two children and sang karaoke on the rostrum.

Wu Zetian took the old ticket and boarded the luxury yacht in the harem again. Boys are not naughty when they are young, but worthless when they grow up. Before the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, the generals studied the Three Kingdoms and printed a thousand copies of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which were sent to the generals as internal documents.

If someone annoys you, you jump on it, bite it and hold it. What's this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

I was hired by you. I am loyal to your plan. If you don't listen to my idea, bye-bye, I'm going to change my boss.

Emperor Huan and Lingdi are not fit to be emperors. Lingdi's hobbies are literature and architecture. He is very good at architecture. He did research all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace! And he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the city, announce that you are an emperor, not a sewer, and let the people of the city drink tap water!

The imperial court sent people to investigate the king of Wu and found no weapons of mass destruction. Cao Cao's first official position was Beiwei, Luoyang County, equivalent to the deputy county public security chief.

Cao Cao is short, about the same as me. Compared with Zhuge Liang's ratio of 1.84 meters, it can only be regarded as unqualified and defective products.

Cao Cao likes beautiful women. Wherever he goes, he likes to shoot rabbits and collect some beautiful women and so on! Baby, come back, okay? Stop fooling around and come back with me.

Cao Cao said to various governors: Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo set fire to Luoyang and hijacked the emperor, which can basically be positioned as a terrorist organization.

Lu Bu thought to himself, Cao Cao, a thief, is really cunning!

Yuan Shao has meetings with guests at home all day. In today's words, he holds salons and parties, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.

Quotations from Yi Zhongtian

Quotations from Yi Zhongtian

1. On the big stage of life, everyone plays a unique role. Whether the performance is good or not, it is broadcast live every day. There is no rehearsal and no chance to correct it. Therefore, we should cherish life, honor our parents, love our children, be considerate of our lovers and be kind to our friends. Everything in the world can start all over again, except life and time.

Wu Zetian once again boarded the luxury yacht in the harem with an old ticket.

If you go in the wrong direction, stopping is progress.

4. Yuan Shu thinks that the title of emperor is just like a trademark in our market economy, which needs to be registered first. He thought he registered the emperor's trademark first, and others could do nothing about it, but he became the target of public criticism.

5, Huai Cai is the same as pregnancy, and others can see it after a long time.

All the rich and powerful people in the world have their families.

7. Life is like love. If you miss love, you miss life.

8. Life is faced with many choices, and each choice is not necessarily right. When you find that your choice is wrong after a period of verification, you should immediately stop, analyze and adjust, and then start again. For example, if people go in the wrong direction and don't stop moving forward, they will get farther and farther away from their goals and never reach them. Without perfect people, mistakes are always inevitable. It is an improvement to find mistakes and correct them in time. Otherwise, you can't stop knowing that you are wrong. Any more mistakes will be hopeless. Don't pay a painful price because you are greedy for temporary happiness.

9. In this materialistic society, people are becoming more and more snobbish and hypocritical, and love is becoming less and less important. Now some girls are greedy for vanity, enjoyment and success, and don't cherish their youth. They would rather marry a rich and heartless man who is ten or twenty years older than themselves. This kind of marriage has no emotional foundation, nor is it sweet, but a relationship of need. Not all of them are "jack shall have Jill", but there are many people who have lovers in the world. Isn't there a love story that touched the world staged in this Wenchuan earthquake? There are still true feelings in the world.

10, this is a bit excessive, but it makes sense. If you want to succeed, you can't do without the help of friends and the support of society and all links. Great success requires great motivation, great pressure and great competition. Because of the existence of our opponents, we are determined not to admit defeat, and we will work hard. Sometimes, a man's greatest enemy is himself. For a man, nothing is more difficult than defeating himself. Only by defeating yourself can we achieve great victory!

1 1. It used to be less than a thousand glasses of wine, but now it is less than a thousand glasses of wine.

12, Liu Bei's escape is still very good. He is like a mouse on a ship. He always seems to be the first to find out which ship will capsize ... first, he fought Yuan Shao with Gongsun Zan, then he fought Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and then he fought Cao Cao with Yuan Shao. ...

13, grind and grind that seal in your hand until the square is round. Don't give it to others!

14, be kind to yourself. Simple and pure, plain and true.

15, there is not a saying: "Gold always shines", but talents always have a discerning eye. Don't be depressed because you don't meet your talents. A person's attitude and ability to do things will be reflected in all aspects over time. Nowadays, the old employment model has been gradually changed, and a new model is gradually taking shape. Heroes are always useful, but it takes time, opportunity and a process of discovery.

16, pregnancy is like pregnancy. After a long time, people will see.

17 by the way, Jiang Gan is also very wronged-he didn't steal any books at all, he is not ugly, and he is a handsome boy, because Zhou Yu is a handsome boy, and his friend ... is usually a handsome boy.

18, these are two extremes. When people are hit and frustrated, they often show a particularly fragile side. Especially in this era, many people can't stand setbacks and hardships and feel hopeless. From time to time, many people get a modern disease-depression. When you fail, don't despair, see the light, hope and future. Don't be complacent when you are proud, but have a sense of urgency and be prepared for danger in times of peace, so as to grasp yourself and create a brilliant life.

19, success needs friends, and greater success needs enemies!

20. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

2 1, the so-called empty city plan is also compiled ... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put an incense burner, called two children, sang karaoke ... and took to the rostrum. ...

22. In the past, people paid attention to loyalty, didn't they have the word "helping others with money"? Don't hesitate to give money to your friends, just be loyal. A thousand cups of heart-to-heart talk is not drunk. But now there are fewer people who are indifferent to each other, and sometimes thousands of cups don't like bosom friends. There used to be "Three Oaths in Taoyuan", but now there are brothers like passers-by. Lack of trust and friendship between people. However, in this Wenchuan earthquake, people still feel the warmth and friendship of the world. Life without friends is lonely and incomplete, so we should try our best to have more trust and less suspicion between people. Understand more and blame less; More care, less indifference; More warmth, less indifference; Love more, hate less, cherish the fate we have.

There are many opportunities in life, the key is to see if we can seize them. The opportunity has come, and you can't see it at once. It is veiled, and not everyone can see it clearly. It needs enough insight and understanding, otherwise, even the best opportunity will pass us by. Many people just wait for the opportunity to pass before they can see its true face. Now we have no chance to get it. Love should be a spark between two hearts, not always a collision between hearts, so "you can pick flowers directly, don't wait for them to be empty." People often don't know how to cherish when they have it, and they will regret it when it's over. Life without love is not a perfect life, nor a wonderful life.

24. People are forced out.

25. Liu Bang: "Being a general is not enough, then let him be a general."

26. There used to be few drinking friends, but now there are few drinking friends.

27. If the direction of life is wrong, stopping is progress.

28. Yuan Shao has meetings with guests at home all day. In today's words, he holds salons and parties, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.

If you are simple, the world is simple for you.

30. Life is like love. If you miss love, you miss life.

3 1. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

32. At that time, people in Jiangdong called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang is a young man, which means praising beauty. So "Sun Lang" means "Sun Handsome Boy" and "Zhou Handsome Boy" means ... Handsome guys like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time ... It can be said that Zhou Yu is proud of the battlefield, officialdom, love and games ... Anyway, I am envious!

33. Boys are not naughty when they are young, but they have no future when they grow up.

34. For the rich, everything is fine if it ends well.

35. Everyone has potential. When forced by difficulties, people will do unexpected things, the poor will think about change, and people will be motivated only under pressure. In the adversity of "mountains and heavy waters, there is no road to doubt", a "village with a bright future" will be forced out. People are lazy, so if you want to live in a superior environment, you won't have such high enthusiasm, initiative and challenge. Aren't there many examples of "forcing you to become a talent" and "forcing you to succeed"?

Yi Zhongtian's classic quotations _ Yi Zhongtian said.

1, the most important thing is to make the other party unaware of what you are doing.

Life is like love. If you miss love, you miss life.

The restaurant where he (Han Xin) often goes to eat is called Nanchang Tingchang.

Cook the meal first, and then finish it when he comes. People hate him.

He has a bad temper and breaks up as soon as he throws his sleeves.

Life is faced with many choices, and each choice is not necessarily right. After a period of verification,

If you find that your choice is wrong, you have to stop immediately, analyze and adjust, and then start again.

For example, if people go in the wrong direction and don't stop moving forward, they will get farther and farther away from their goals and never reach them.

Without perfect people, mistakes are always inevitable. It is an improvement to find mistakes and correct them in time.

Otherwise, you can't stop knowing that you are wrong. Any more mistakes will be hopeless.

Don't pay a painful price because you are greedy for temporary happiness.

As soon as xelloss entered Fu Yuan, he saw a white-haired old woman, who was Yuan Shao's wife.

Sitting by the well is a young woman with long hair. Laura is Yuan's new wife, Zhen Shi.

Zhen Shi's hair covered her whole face. When xelloss pulled away Zhen Shiyin's long hair,

I was shocked at that time (the clock struck midnight)

6 Xiang Yu is so human and liked by girls. I'm afraid all the girls at that time would marry Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu is described as a woman's soft nature and has a great affection for Yu Ji and her war horse.

Emperor Huan and Lingdi are not fit to be emperors.

Lingdi's hobbies are literature and architecture.

He is very good at architecture.

He studied all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace!

And he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the whole city.

Announce: let everyone in this city drink tap water.

You are an emperor, not a sailor!

Sima Yi is an intellectual. ......

What is Yuan Shao's favorite son? Yuan Shang! Why?

Because Yuan Shang is very handsome, a handsome boy ~ ~ ~

Because Yuan Shao himself is a handsome boy, it is decided that the successor of the old handsome boy must be a little handsome boy.

10 Yang Feng and Dong Cheng welcome the Emperor back to Luoyang.

It took a year from Chang 'an to Luoyang, and the son of heaven became a prodigal son.

Everyone has potential.

When forced by difficulties, people will do unexpected things, the poor will think about change, and people will be motivated only under pressure.

In the adversity of mountains and rivers and doubts, there will be another village

People are lazy and have to live in a superior environment.

Not so enthusiastic, initiative and challenging.

Aren't there many examples of forcing you to succeed?

12 Han Xin laughed. I can't believe interacting with people like Fan Kuai today! What happened to Fan Kuai?

13 Han Xin is an unemployed youth.

14 is the library made of paper?

15 before people paid attention to loyalty, didn't they have the word "helping others with money"?

Don't hesitate to give money to your friends, just be loyal. A thousand cups of heart-to-heart talk is not drunk.

But now there are fewer people who are indifferent to each other, and sometimes thousands of cups don't like bosom friends.

There used to be three vows in Taoyuan, but now there are brothers like passers-by.

Lack of trust and friendship between people.

However, in this Wenchuan earthquake, people still feel the warmth and friendship of the world.

Life without friends is lonely and incomplete, so between us,

Try to have more trust and less suspicion;

Understand more and blame less;

More care, less indifference;

More warmth, less indifference;

Love more, hate less, cherish the fate we have.

16 Because the vassal states that make up the coalition are all in the east of Hanguguan, this unit is also called Kanto Coalition, Kanto Coalition and Kanto Rebel ~ ~ ~ for short, Kwantung Army.

17 Qingwen didn't have anything with Baoyu, but with Baoyu it was an attack!

18 Liu bang suffered from rheumatoid arthritis after years of fighting, which is also possible!

19 How do the Three Kingdoms describe Zhuge Liang? He is eight feet tall and handsome. What's his name? Is it Viagra?

There are many opportunities in life, the key is to see if we can seize them.

When the opportunity comes, you can't understand it at once. It is veiled.

Not everyone can see clearly, but they need enough insight and recognition.

Otherwise, even the best opportunity will pass us by.

Many people just wait for the opportunity to pass before they see its true face.

There's still a chance. We're out.

Love should be a spark between two hearts, not always a collision between hearts.

Therefore, if there are flowers, you must pick them straight, and don't wait until they are empty.

People often don't know how to cherish when they have it, and they will regret it when it's over.

Life without love is not a perfect life, nor a wonderful life.

2 1 before the Qing dynasty entered the customs, the generals studied the three kingdoms, printed 1000 copies of the romance of the three kingdoms and sent them to the generals as internal documents. ....

Liu Bang: Being a general is not enough. Let him be a general!

Xiao He: That's great.

At this time, Cao Cao had just made his debut. At the age of 20, he knew little about officialdom. He is an egg-shaped thing.

I thought it would be great if he became the deputy county public security chief.

He let it out that anyone who dared to disobey orders would be killed, and the big-tailed wolf ran into him.

The spilled water had to bite the bullet and kill him.

Because Yuan Shao is probably a handsome boy, and the youngest of the three sons is the most handsome, Yuan Shao thinks that the successor of the old handsome boy should be the little handsome boy. It's ridiculous, isn't it?

25 Yuan Shang and Yuan brothers a total:

Let's buy that boy Gongsun Kang a drink and do it at the banquet!

Gongsun Kang also totals here:

Why don't I invite these two brothers to drink and cook at the banquet?

The result is that Gongsun Kang did those two!

The so-called empty city plan is also made up.

Zhuge Liang moved a piano, set up an incense burner, called two children and sang karaoke on the rostrum.

Sima Yi thought Zhuge Liang was a trick when he saw him playing the piano. He said I went to Kara, and you agreed? ~!

Many people who study history regard history as a corpse and put it on the autopsy table.

Cut it bit by bit with a scalpel, and take out the kidney, liver and heart to study.

This may be one way, but I don't like it very much.

I am a literature major, and I think that in the face of history,

First, we should feel its flesh and texture, and then we can talk about research.

There used to be few drinking friends, but now there are few drinking friends.

What about Liu Bang? At this moment, two girls, one left and one right, are waiting to wash their feet.

Maybe, like us modern people, we also do some foot massage or something.

The famous debater tried to meet Liu Bang, but Liu Bang didn't respect him at first.

It is indecent not to say that the hero used an axe or two hammers (like penguins). Therefore, the sword is very noble.

During the period of 3 1 mausoleum, the behavior of selling officials was completely open, the price was clearly marked, and public bidding was held ~ ~

There is a man named Cui Lie, who has been ranked in Jiuqing and has always wanted to be a drug addict in Sangong.

At this time, a concubine named Cheng of Lingdi,

Just whisper to him: Don't you want to be fair? I can get an internal discount, 50% off ~

How dare 32 hot (that) emperors criticize you in the report you sent ~ ~

He can only approve it ~ ~ ~

Why do you think it's the heat fee ~ ~ ~

You may get rheumatoid arthritis after playing for a few years!

Cao Cao wrote countless suggestions to the court from central to local, and from local to central, all of which were like mud cows entering the sea, and there was no news.

The imperial court sent people to investigate the king of Wu and found no weapons of mass destruction.

Although in the eyes of scholars, A Dream of Red Mansions is theNo. 1 of China's novels,

But ordinary people still recognize the Water Margin and the Three Kingdoms.

You see, the ancestors of all walks of life are robbers in the water margin of the Three Kingdoms, and they all worship Song Jiang as their ancestors.

Thief, worship and move (-! )

Shave your head and worship Guan Yu

The god of wealth is also Guan Yu.

In my opinion, Guan Yu will become the originator of the matchmaking industry sooner or later, because Guan Yu pursues love.

When he and Liu Bei were under Cao Cao, before attacking Lu Bu,

Tell Cao Cao: After Lu Bu is captured, you must marry so-and-so to me.

Cao Cao agreed.

Cao Cao looked: The country is beautiful! I got the moon first when I was near the water tower, and I took it for myself.

Guan Yu was very depressed as a result. .

Chao Cuo said: In any case, cutting is also anti-cutting, and not cutting is also anti-cutting! Then let's fuck him! As a result, when two people look at it, it is really backwards!

He's good-looking, handsome, cool and useless. Do you know who to say? )

When I obey my strongest impulse, no matter what her ending is,

No matter how hard it will be in the future, I have no regrets. How many times can life be twice?

Why not be smart?

So, I'm still an idiot today.

Grind and grind that seal in your hand until it is square and round. Don't give it to others!

4 1 Now some friends like to watch some raiders, what 100 prescriptions and so on. In fact, if you ask me, those are all subtotals, and understanding human nature is the right way.

Pick up your tail and be a man, and bury yourself in your studies. Get carried away, the worst thing is yourself.

The girl is a charming guest with a big face!

When Han Xingang joined the work, ...

In the century lecture hall of Phoenix TV, the host asked me:

You have been self-conscious for more than 50 years, and you have confirmed yourself for more than 50 years. Should I give myself a statement?

I don't want to write a eulogy for myself so early.

But if he wants to ask, then say it!

The way I give it is that I am at least an interesting person.

Han Xin, you are not a kind person!

Never heard of storytelling!

Is that what Sun Jian said when she proposed?

If you get married, don't marry anyone else. Marry me and put on your dowry.

Take your sister and come in your carriage.

What does this sentence mean? Green wheat, which grows on the hillside.

Don't donate money when you are alive. Why are there beads after death?

You don't chase so many people, but you chase that Han Xin.

I think the most important thing for people to live in this world is people-oriented.

What matters is not your major, occupation and vision, but whether you are human or not.

When you are a man, if you obey your inner impulse, why should you care what others say?

Why do you care if people say you have a sense of existence?

5 1 Life is not rehearsed, but broadcast live every day.

What do you mean by doing nothing? What is a legitimate business? You said you were going to teach a class that wasn't your major, and you called it doing nothing? That's unprofessional

Success needs friends, and greater success needs enemies!

I'm not an expert and scholar, I'm just a pathfinder, I'm a landmine walker, and I may die at any time.

There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

It used to be less than a thousand glasses of wine, but now it is less than a thousand glasses of wine.

There is not a saying that gold always shines, and talents always have an eye for talents. Don't be depressed because you don't meet your talents. A person's attitude and ability to do things will be reflected in all aspects over time. Nowadays, the old employment model has been gradually changed, and a new model is gradually taking shape. Heroes are always useful, but it takes time, opportunity and a process of discovery.

58 people were forced out.

If you go in the wrong direction, stopping is progress.

Boys are not naughty when they are young, but they are worthless when they grow up.

6 1 at that time, I was neither tall nor rich nor handsome-my height 1 m 69, and my income was only enough to make ends meet. Although I keep asking questions, no one wants to go with me.

All the rich people in the world will be happy.

Pregnancy is like pregnancy, and people will see it after a long time.

If you are simple, the world is simple for you.