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Sentences to prevent obesity
1. "How do people who can't even control their weight control their lives?"
Answer: At first glance, this sentence seems to make sense. As for me, a fat person, I just want to say: "Your sister, being fat has nothing to do with controlling your life. This is too far-fetched."
2. "Hold on, don't even eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?"
Answer: How can a fat man have the energy to lose weight if he doesn’t eat enough? Besides, such good food will be wasted if he doesn’t eat it. The older generation taught us that it is shameful to waste things. In order not to make myself a shameful person, I packed everything.
Speechless Index: Four and a half stars
3. "Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your soul is, you are just a kind-hearted fat person."
Answer: A beautiful soul is not enough. You can’t be a couple with him. At least you can be a fat man who never gives up and doesn’t have to worry about him. At least I can smile and welcome the warm sunshine every day. Fatty’s heart is also beautiful.
Speechless Index: Four and a half stars
4. “For the sake of not being the tree stump next to you when taking couple photos! For the sake of being able to wear fresh shorts and a tank top! For the sake of taking you The little dress I gave you looks great! In order for you to pick me up easily at the wedding! I will risk my life."
Answer: We also work very hard. We must lose weight for the people we love, for the people who are worthy, and for the people who will never leave us even when we are fat. They deserve to see the most beautiful side of us.
Speechless index: two stars
6. "If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women."
Answer: Women dress to please themselves. Although men and women are now equal, women no longer dress themselves just to please men. But in a family, if you cannot take care of yourself and make yourself more beautiful and slimmer. Then it is estimated that your family happiness is not far away from disappearing. Be tough on yourself and hold on to happiness more firmly.
7. "In 50 years, show your grandson your slightly yellowed wedding dress: back then, grandma's waist was only like this!"
Answer: Wait until you grow old. When we are young, we can proudly tell our grandchildren how thin and beautiful we were back then.
Instead of showing the fat and ugly photo to your grandson, and not daring to tell him that this is who you were back then.
8. "When you lose weight, you don’t have to worry about sprained feet when wearing high heels."
Answer: I don’t seem to have seen many fat people wearing high heels, and they feel sad and miserable.
Speechless index: one star
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