Requesting a sketch script (social ethics category)!

"Social Ethics"

A: I feel very lucky these days. Have you noticed it?

B: Even if you don’t see it, you will be lucky, unless the sun comes out in the west!

A: Look down on people! Don’t even look at your eyes, ah!

B: What’s wrong with my eyes?

A: Rats are short-sighted and not clever at first glance. They really look like elves from a distance and dragonflies up close. Forget it, let me tell you what luck I got?

B: What luck?

A: I'm lucky! Isn't this the other day? I was walking into the downtown area, and I jerked my head. Guess what I saw!

B: What did you see?

A: I only saw a rectangular object falling violently in my direction. I was guessing whether it was bread!

B: I’m still thinking about eating at this time.

A: It fell at my feet and fell apart immediately. When I calmed down and took a closer look, what kind of bread was that? It's a beer bottle. Whoa, it flew past the tip of my nose

B: Oh, it’s terrible.

A: Oh no, I broke out in a cold sweat, but didn’t move a step.

B: I’m scared. You settle the score with him.

A: I still have to settle the accounts. When I look up, who can I go to on the 50th or 60th floor?

B: (Changing the subject) By the way, you haven’t moved a step and you’re quite calm. ah.

A: What calmness! It's because my feet are so weak that I can't walk! I felt that my forehead was ice cold, my back was wet, and my eyes were dim.

B: No future!

A: I have no future! There was an old man who was so frightened that he collapsed there.

B: I’m getting older!

A: The oranges I just bought were scattered all over the floor.

B: No jail time!

A: A set of dentures are flying everywhere.

B: That’s really speechless.

A: He also spoke fluent "English" that I still don't understand!

B: I understand English! You asked me to translate for you!

A: OK! That’s what the old man said! ·#￥%￥%…—*#%

B: Is that English! That was scary!

A: You said I was unlucky! If only I had taken that extra step! I'm not sure what it will look like now!

B: Don’t say it yet! What luck!

A: So! I decided that from now on I will wear a helmet when I go out on the street!

B: I am even luckier! Isn’t this the day! I’m holding it in and there’s really nothing I can do! I'll take a walk on the streets! At this time, I saw a lot of people crowding in front of me. I was so happy that I immediately went over to take a look!

A: What happened?

B: Not sure! Suddenly the crowd started to move! And moving faster and faster! I have no other hobbies, I just love to join in the fun.

A: (To the audience) People who like to join in the fun are bound to get into trouble.

B: I was running forward with the crowd, when a policeman stopped me.

A: (facing the audience) Can’t you see.

B: You will be the policeman

A: Okay, let’s get into the role. Well, you were the fastest just now, right?

B: Yes, yes

A: We are chasing a group of hooligans, you have nothing to do to join in the fun.

B: No! The police comrades have misunderstood! I'm here to join in the fun! I have nothing to do! I'm having fun here!

A: I say this is gay! If you have nothing to do, don't come here to play like a gangster! You have this free time! You can bring glory to your country during the Olympics, do you know?

B: Yes, yes! I will definitely correct it! Did you see this? This is the trouble caused by joining in the fun!

A: You deserve it! Not worthy of sympathy! This is the trouble caused by loving to join in the fun! I'm different from you!

B: What’s the difference?

A: Like me! I don’t like running with the crowd! in other words! I just don’t like to join in the fun! last month! I'm going to the zoo! I just stepped into the gate of the zoo! I saw a large group of people rushing to the door!

B: There must be something good!

A: I didn’t pay attention! Keep going! This is what I heard a buddy shouting! The tiger has escaped! I was just about to say how could a tiger escape so easily! I saw a tiger staring straight at me! It seems that I am attracted by the tiger!

B: Then run quickly!

A: Nonsense! It’s time to run early! My feet are too weak to run! Say it again! No matter how fast you run, can you outrun a tiger? ! At this time, a voice came from far away! brother! Don't panic! Come and have a cigarette to calm down!

B: Good attention!

A: What should you pay attention to! Just that kid yelled! The tiger pays more attention to me! I'll take a step back! Tiger goes further! I take it one step further! Tiger, take a step back!

B: You are dancing with the tiger! If you have the leisure, think of a way to run away!

A: Let me tell you! I feel like my life is in danger! At this moment, a kind-hearted aunt shouted in the distance!

B: What is it called!

A: Children, hold on! You need a tool to kill a tiger! Come! Auntie, here is a fruit knife!

B: Oh! Want to hunt a tiger?

A: Who dares to hit it! Just then! I found an iron cage not far behind me! I ran into the iron cage with lightning speed! I locked it! Ha ha! Come on! Come on!

B: Look at how proud he is!

A: I just wanted to have fun! I felt a furry thing hugging me, and I looked back.

B: What?

A: African gorilla! I just escaped from the tiger's mouth! Entering the gorilla den again!

B: Find a way quickly!

A: Think about it! Some keepers used branches to tease the orangutans! Some use water to nourish it! But the gorilla won't let go!

B: It’s over now!

A: Here comes the old breeder! "Get out of the way, get out of the way." Everyone, don't worry, this gorilla has just been separated from the baby! I feel a little uncomfortable! Just let him hold it for a week!

B: Ah! So you spent the whole week in a cage?

A: That’s not the case! I was puzzled at first! The number of visitors to this zoo used to be very small, but why did the number of visitors suddenly increase this week? And I didn’t even look at other animals! Coming here to see the two of us is even more terrifying! The TV station is here! There's a camera set up there to shoot a column!

B: What column?

A: The name of the column is "Man and Nature",

B: Cough!