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Love words from the Book of Songs?

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I have studied financial management for four years,

In the end, it was you who managed my finance. > > >

@禀moxm > > > > > > > > >

You are like my economics textbook, just one look at it makes me want to sleep

< p> You are not the optimal portfolio of securities, but you are the optimal investor portfolio where my indifference curve intersects with the efficient frontier

The U.S. dollar has raised interest rates, can the rate of return on my emotional investment be as good as , a little more every day

The most romantic thing I can think of with you is to slowly depreciate together

You are the most important choice in my life, without opportunity cost trade-offs and benefits. The fight between each other ~ > > > > > > > > >

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@成都夜场了头了 Kick> > >

Hardcore romance "Will you still love me if I drive an excavator?" 》 > > > > > > > > >

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Geography?:

I am the port of Murmansk,

You are the North Atlantic warm current,

Because of your arrival,

My world has become a frost-free port. > > >

@YdGuA- > > > > > >

I am the rising compensating current of the Peruvian fishery. It is the Indian monsoon that crosses the equator and wants to get closer to you, so it does not stop

When the Thousand Island Cold Current meets the Japanese Warm Current, it will warm the entire sea area

You are the cold current and I am the warm current. We meet in the deep sea and kiss under the hazy mist

I see The encounter between the Canary Cold Current and the Japanese Warm Current. I have seen the torrential rain in the Sahara Desert and the front on the anticyclone, but I have never seen you

You are the Ili River Valley and I am the Tarim Basin, even if there are obstacles from the Tianshan Mountains , the water vapor of the Pacific Ocean, I travel long distances and try my best to get close to you, but I can never reach your heart.

I am the port of Murmansk, you are the North Atlantic warm current, you should be hugged tightly, and I will support you when the wind blows. > > > > > > > > >

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Traditional Chinese Medicine:

You are the Panax notoginseng when I am injured ,

Polygala when frustrated,

Gardenia when depressed,

Su Hexiang when confused.

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@一乐-Master> > > > > >

You are my digitalis. It can cure heart failure but cannot cure the arrhythmia when I meet you

It’s been half a summer since my husband left home and it’s time to return home! !

Plants and trees are beautiful, but people are not. Chinese medicine is bitter, and so are you.

Dalang, it’s time to take medicine. The arsenic, mercury, raw nux vomica, raw aconite, raw aconite, raw aconite, raw pinellia, raw southern star, raw croton, cantaloupe, matchworm, green ladybug, kansui, wolfsbane, Garcinia cambogia, stephanotis, naoyanghua, Tianxianzi, wormwood on the snow, red rising pill, white falling pill, toad venom, goldenrod, red powder, light powder, realgar, can cure your disease.

As soon as the betel nut is gone, it’s already past midsummer, why shouldn’t it be returned? Who made the gentleman use parasitic grass to entangle his branches, leaving the peony flowers in his hometown without an owner? I look up at the stars in the southern sky, and look down at the honeysuckle vines, hoping that I won’t see the Angelica dahurica book, and I won’t be able to endure the pain of coptis! An ancient poem goes: ‘Cardamom doesn’t take away the hatred in my heart, and the lilac leaves melancholy in the rain. 'No way! No way!"

When Ginger loses ephedra, he understands what hesitation is; when Peilan loses Huoxiang, he knows what sadness is; when I say goodbye to you, I deeply understand what heartbreak is.

I saw it on the steps of the school before: "Typhoid fever has knotted pulses and palpitations, you can take care of it. ”

Traditional Chinese Medicine: I still can’t figure out your pulse, because I can’t calm my heart when I meet you.

I am like aconite, but I would like to be one for you. Licorice> > > > > > > > > > > > >

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I really want you to see our confession of law!

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I will express my love to you with the oath of a legal person,

You are my supreme court,

Everything about me is within your jurisdiction,

Leave it to your discretion

When I give you my heart,

Property rights become debt rights,

Please exercise your rights.

The right to income and disposal.

Finally, I hope we will abide by the law.

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@-Zhang Yu’s girlfriend> > > > > >

Sentence you to life imprisonment and execute it in my heart> > > > > >

The first time I hold you My hand? I found that it was not thrown away? It felt like? A verdict that was written after racking one's brains? Neither party actually appealed

Liking you has nothing to do with you, it's my own risk, I have love Your suspicion is not intentional, it is force majeure. I am willing to admit all your demands without arguing, conciliating, discord, or rebelling. I am not admitting myself, but only admit my promise. I am willing to delete Chapter 4 of the Marriage Law for you, just because there is no There is no hope for your future.

Hello, my legal first heir.

Do you want to get married? I dare to divorce you and leave you penniless.

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while (life < end) { love++; } > > >

< p> @94年的hunbaoer> > > > > > >

Explain: Before the end of my life, my love for you will always increase > > > > > >

You are Bugs that I can't fix

I wrote you into while(1){but you have break;}

I can create countless new objects, but I only wait. You > > > > > > > > >

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I am a bottle of chemically active solution,

Every time I think of you with another girl,

my ph value is less than 7.. > > >

@苋苋_ > > > > > >

Sour...sour? > > > > > >

I still like you very much, just like silica and hydrofluoric acid are soluble in you

Your position in my heart is that the hydroxyl group is on the benzene ring The position is always No. 1

After all, my EDTA, which has been free for eighteen years, is stably coordinated by your magnesium one to one

You are cobalt chloride and I am Sodium hydroxide, it was you who made my world turn pink from that moment

Chemical acid and alkali drip into each other, even if the drops drip into the bones, even if there is no recovery, calm your acidity and neutralize my alkalinity, Finally, give me your surname (acid-base neutralization titration) > > > > > > > > >

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Midwifery what to do?

Stay with me and I will deliver the baby for you > > >

@佳婾啾雅> > > > > >

Sister Bang: I don’t want to help others give birth. It’s a baby! I want to help you give birth to a monkey! > > > > > >

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Pharmacy:

You are one of my heart-targeted agents,

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The medicine lasts a lifetime. > > >

@ mangiferin sliding down the stairs > > > > >

Did you know that the life span of intestinal epithelium is 7 days and the life span of red blood cells is 120 days? Most cells in the human body are always in a state of constant renewal, but only the heart muscle and nerves are eternal. Therefore, I am afraid that this thought that has engraved your name will follow me for the rest of my life.

Do you have angina? I am using nitroglycerin

I will give you fluoxetine to relieve your Prozac.

Do you have high blood pressure? I'm nifedipine.

Do you have glaucoma? I am pilocarpine. Do you have muscle weakness? My neostigmine > > > > > >

Are you allergic? I'm Loratadine

Do you have heart failure? I digitalis

Are you schizophrenic? I am chlorpromazine

Do you have kidney deficiency? My Shenbao Tablets

Do you have diarrhea? I'm going to stop.

At this moment, I'm learning knowledge at this level. Slow down, slow down. I'll take a small notebook and write down all the test points. > > > > > > > > >

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Hardcore. > > > > >

@ Must lose weight to 105 pounds > > >

Performance: I am acting to the world, but I am sincere to you!

Art student: Draw a long picture of my life with you, you are my endless sketch

Art student: You are my white paint, precious and important, I want the picture Perfection will never be without you

Art student: The tenderness in him is the orange on the 28th frame and the blue on the 101st frame on the color palette.

Art student. Everyone else is my HB, but you are my careful and precious soft charcoal

Art student: I am willing to use a black pencil to draw a silent stage play and I will hug you no matter how bright the lights are> >>

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I don’t know what the dental profession says? > > > > > > > >

Sister Bang: Because you are too sweet, I have been unable to cure my tooth decay.

I will fill your teeth and smell your bad breath.

The first permanent molar said to the second deciduous molar, during the long years of your absence, I have lived like you.

Fillings, veneers and braces are all expensive, but it is free for family members.

I am a single-rooted tooth with a prepared root, and you are the main tip with the same working length as mine. When you come close to my heart, it is the perfect filling.

When you leave, it’s like a newly extracted tooth, which hurts when you lick it, but feels empty when you don’t lick it. When you come, it’s like a newly inserted denture, familiar yet unfamiliar.

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Electrical mismatch, hahaha...? > > > > >

@By Nanlaibeizouya> > >

I will love you even if I die (hard-core explanation) > > > > > >

(Who said that electricity is not worthy, whisper it! ) > > >

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Current (I) Inductance (L) Voltage (U) > > >

@Daydreamerwyx > > > > >

Gravity G Voltage U Newton N > > > > > >

I will not change, no matter how U change.? Current will not change with voltage.

Physics teacher’s earthy love words “You are like a vernier caliper. You will never be lonely again ( (Estimated reading)"

Do you know how atoms are born? They were born in the big explosion of stars, and spanned billions of years of eternity and loneliness before they were able to embrace each other and build you standing here. Everything about you is stardust, so I often think, no wonder you shine so brightly. ? > > > > > > > > > >

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Financial management:

Where there is a loan, there must be a loan, < /p>

If there is you, there must be me. > > >

@SugarZP > > > > >

If there is a loan, there must be a loan, and the loan must be equal, and we must love each other! I hope that one day you will turn your project from a construction-in-progress into a fixed asset, and I will spend the rest of my life accompanying you to slowly depreciate it. > > > > > >

?You are the borrower and I am the lender. Only when we have a clear understanding can the world be balanced.

Real life is: a debt that can never be settled, and a debt that can never be guessed.

You are a fixed asset that will never accrue depreciation, and you will never accrue amortization. Intangible assets, you are inventory that will never fall in price. You are my owner's equity

I love you like assets = liabilities + owner's equity, which will always be established > > > > > > > > >

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Medical care:

You are 1.2cm inside the fifth intercostal space on my left midclavicular line.

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What’s worse is that the right atrium receives venous blood throughout the body and pumps it out from the pulmonary artery through the right ventricle. At this time, venous blood flows in the pulmonary artery. Through gas exchange in the lungs, oxygen-rich arterial blood is sent from the pulmonary veins to the left atrium and then pumped through the aorta of the left ventricle to the whole body > > > > > > > > >

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E-commerce:

I will clear your shopping cart. > > >

@ Meet Me > > > > >

Dear, I suggest you love me. > > > > > > > > >

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I had no intention of restraining myself,

but I fell into your field . > > >

@GorgeousEmily- > > > > >

The difficulty of mathematics is: Confess to other majors,

They may not understand you. What to say > > > > > >

You are my domain, and my function has no meaning without you.

There is a very gentle word in mathematics. Yes and only

I still like you very much, just like the square of cos plus the square of sin, always the same.

If N is both the left ideal and the right ideal of the ring R, then N is said to be a bilateral ideal of the ring R, or ideal for short. In the same way, if I are your left ideal and is If you are your right ideal, then I am your ideal type; and because you are my left ideal and my positive ideal, it can be proved that you are my ideal type

You are like ∫f '(x)dx, and I am just like f(x), I am just a choice for you, but you are my only answer. > > > > > > > > >

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Graphic design?:

?One draft, two drafts and three drafts .....

I will update every draft with you for the rest of my life.

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@winti7 > > > > >

In the end you will find that the first draft is better > > > > > >

PS~I AI you< /p>

No matter what you did wrong, in my heart you can always Ctrl+Z

In the past few years, I have mastered many shortcut keys for PS/CAD operations, but I only like your shortcuts. I can't learn the key no matter what

"This is my 3D, this is my CAD, you are my only treasure" > > > > > > > > > >

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Preschool education:

Would you like to coax the child with me? ? > > >

@田梦雅ya > > > > >

When will you pick me up after all the children have been picked up

Mine Singing, dancing, piano, gymnastics, vocal music, fine arts, psychological care, and child care combined with having only one big friend for the rest of my life

After four years of preschool education, I never expected that I would become your little friend in the end

Am I pretending to be cute in front of you? I am really cute in front of you

The whole world is hoping that I will grow up quickly and educate children, but you are the only one who protects me as a child

There are many children but I want to be your child > > > > > > > > >

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Tourism Management:

< p> Every route you take when traveling,

is the way I want to get into your heart. > > >

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Hotel management: from breakfast after good morning to good night after dinner

You It’s a journey where I don’t know when I’ll return. The mountains, rivers, lakes and waves are all washed away. Everything changes and the stars change, and it’s all you. The sky in May, the rain in June, the wind in July, and you in August.

I want to take you to see the first snow in the Forbidden City every year, to see the coastline of Alaska, to share the autumn with you, to watch the tide with you in the county pavilion, and to enjoy the red carpet with you The auditorium, and the misty fields.

After traveling through mountains and rivers, you are still the most worthy

I originally wanted to take you around the world, but then I realized that you are my world> > > > > >

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I don’t want to pay the cost,

I just want to make a human with you? > > >

@彦彦yanYNQ > > > > >

The cost turned out to be so outrageous, I don’t think it’s just bricks anymore! > > > > > > > > > >

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Medical imaging: > > > > >

@xxxlbgdrgn_Liar > > >

This monster is good-looking and a bit hardcore > > > > > > > > >

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How can you have a name without psychology?

You are stored in my long-term memory,

I remember you with the Ebbinghaus forgetting curve. > > >

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Since I met you, Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Theory, every level is you

Because You and the rest of the world have become the background of perception

"The secretion of dopamine in the frontal lobe increases, the pupils expand to reflect your light, and the nerve impulse of "I love you" is transmitted to every part of the body.

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Practice has proved that the S-R reaction is true, because when I see you once, my heart changes once

When I say I don’t like you, Freud says I am defensive> > > > > > > > >

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German:

Dich liebe ich.?

Yes I love you means,

Because dich (you) comes first,

is the primary emphasis,

so the sentence "I love you",

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Emphasize that the person I love is you,

not others.

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Marketing :

I want to sell you something that is not so perfect,

but is so cute that it explodes.

That’s me! > > >

@ a purple fox > > > > >

The marketing method (routine) I have used the most is actually to promote myself to you

You are my only target market. I know you, understand you, and analyze you. Strategies flash in my mind, but I only dare to look at you from a distance

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is divided into five levels. But for me, there is level 6 - what is it? ——It’s you, you are indispensable to me. > > > > > > > > >

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Logistics management:

No matter where you are,

I will send my love to you on time. > > >

@ meet is a matter of fate > > > > >

I can ask you to sign for a package thousands of miles away, but I can’t ask you to sign for mine face to face. Heart. > > > > > > > > > >

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Aviation Technology Major:

I want to take you to see it A view that no one else has ever seen. > > > > > >

@Actually my name is Zhang Qixin> > > > > > > > >

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Administrative management:

No matter how big an official you are,

No matter how many people you have in charge,

it is not as good as being your groom’s official.

Be your sweetheart. > > >

@ Dance with Big Ears > > > > > >

My heart is yours to take care of > > > > > > > > >

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Clothing:

My stitches and threads just want to be entangled with your body.

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@ Gourd Baby Blowing Bubbles > > > > > >

Grandma Rong! ! ! > > > > > > > > >

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In this investment called liking you,

I will never learn to cut my losses in time. > > >

@ Juanjuan Meow Star 7464 > > > > > >

You are my longest-term investment > > > > > > > > >

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What to do with polymer materials? > > >

@ Always work hard for derivation > > > > > >

High and low molecules only hope that you can become a part of my family > > > > > > > > >

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Who can help a physics student think of one?

It really doesn’t feel romantic at all! > > >

@ Excellent-Poor Student> > > > > >

According to Newton’s third law, I love you, but what about you

Meeting you Before, I was just a beam of white light. After meeting you, I became a rainbow

You are the earth and I am an apple. No matter what, I will embrace you through gravity

After losing gravity At that moment you were the only reason for me to stay on earth > > > > > > > > > > > >

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Learn Tea Science of.

I have always felt that this major is inherently romantic.

I have experienced sun exposure,

tearing and twisting,

mechanical air-drying,

being riddled with holes and then settling. After many years,

I can finally appear in front of you in my best posture.

Please cherish me, okay?

—Pu'er Tea Xiang> > >

@小quail who likes tea> > > > > >

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Derailment will kill people - railway transportation> > >

@女张伟> > > > > >

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< p> How to say love words? > > > > > > >

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