In short, the humor of fitness and sports.

With the increase of various diseases, people nowadays are more and more aware of the importance of exercise and fitness. Many people are busy with work and have no time for regular exercise. It is not good for their health to fish for three days and dry the net for two days. Persistence is the most important thing in fitness. For your own health, set aside some time to keep exercising every day!

1. I want to go to the gym happily every day, and my enthusiasm lasts until I have to go out.

2. Sleep is really important. I didn't feel very tired after sleeping in the company for an hour and a half at noon today. I even want to run in the gym downstairs.

I want to go to the gym next semester, but I can't help it.

Lying down is really comfortable. I don't want to go to the gym. I can wash my hair at home. How can I be so lazy? I didn't exercise this week. Lying down is really comfortable. I'm covered in fat.

I want to go to the gym to learn dancing. I hope to seize my spare time and stop surfing every day.

6. I feel sick when reading, and the words are no longer in my mind. I want to go to the gym, buy clothes and go to the park.

The original intention of fitness is to make my back not hurt when I work overtime and sit for a long time. I think it still works. Now, even if I give up overtime and sit until tomorrow morning, I can't tell whether it's because I've been sitting for too long or because of fitness pain.

I don't want to go to the gym in the morning, so I will go to the gym for three hours in the afternoon. I don't know if I can hold on.

No matter how hot it is, I want to go to the gym for a while by myself. Running, while the iron is hot, everything else feels nothing.

10. So tired and sleepy! I feel dying after the night shift. I can't. I want to go to the gym, the kind with a swimming pool!

1 1. I'm too sleepy to go to the gym. Was I Simmons in my previous life?

12. I want to go to the gym to practice my lines, but I really can't take the first step.

13. I'm so tired. I get off work at this time every day, it's still early. Whenever I want to go to the gym, I have to work overtime! Time wastes passion.

14. Recently, it is easy to have disputes with people and doubt life. I want to go to the gym and abuse myself all day. Because I don't have the courage to overeat, there seems to be no other way to adjust.

15. I slipped away. I'm full today and don't want to go to the gym. I can wash and sleep.

16. Not on the way to lose weight and gain muscle, but on the way to lose weight and gain muscle, I didn't keep this statement, but it was difficult to stick to it. I'm too tired to go to the gym.

17. The hotter the weather, the more I want to run! exercise I like this filter so much, it hides my black and fat. Move it.

18. I really want to go to the gym. Where are all the beautiful vest lines? Did I eat? I will practice hard when I go back to school.

19. I am under great pressure. I want to buy bottles and cans. I want to play sandbags in the gym. I want to shout. I'm so tired.

20. I don't want to go to the gym. You can sweat if you jump blindly every day. I should be thin.

2 1. What if I don't want to go to the gym today? My arm hurts, my leg hurts, and it hurts everywhere. Is there any way to lose weight lying down without exercise?

22. I want to swing, watch movies, go to exhibitions and go to the gym. I also want to put a book on my head and spread it on the sofa at home all day.

23. It seems that I haven't punched in for fitness for almost three months, and the meat on my stomach seems to have not changed. This is all the wealth accumulated in the past 20 years.

24. I want to go to the gym, but my body is lying down playing with my mobile phone. This is the most difficult thing for me after work every day recently!

25. I want to stay in the gym while thinking, which leads me to be a frequent visitor to the gym all night.

26. I really thank myself for my fitness in the past two months, and I have made progress year by year. In fact, sometimes I don't want to go every day, but I feel guilty.

27. I want to give myself two days off, and the phone WeChat doesn't ring. I want to play basketball in the gym. I'm so tired.

28. These days, I feel sad and listless. I don't want to go to the gym. I just want to rest. I don't sleep well, and I overeat. Seeing everyone is annoying, and negative energy is bursting!

29. I really want to go to the gym, run, climb mountains and play badminton. There are many interesting things in life besides working, walking the dog, reading books and watching movies.

30. I have to leave home for a long time every time I exercise, which makes me have no desire to exercise.

3 1. I hurt my foot recently, and then I want to run for fitness or dance every day, but I just want to lie down when I walk like a fly.

32. When love and awakening are enough, suffering will disappear automatically. Suffering is not the devil, but the alarm clock of awakening. I hope my cold will get better soon. I want to go to class, exercise and jump on the trampoline.

In short, humorous. Tell me about 202 1.

1, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are worse than an animal.

2. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.

You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

Summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.

5. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

6. When I was young, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

7. It was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.

8. Don't tell anyone who is the sexiest. It's all sockets looking for pins.

9. Are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

10, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

1 1. Eventually there will be a road, and I can't stop it.

12. When you see a beautiful woman in the street, you will appreciate it if you look up, and you will be a hooligan if you look down.

13, it's so cold that it takes courage to knock on the keyboard.

14, don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

15, every genius came, and a fool was born at the same time.

16, beating is swearing and love, so this news is my favorite.

17, I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

18. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't.

19. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, it records our good memories.

Since we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.

2 1. When I am tired of myself, I will start again.

I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

23. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives, eating and wiping.

24, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

25. Put you in your mouth and shut up. I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

I want to improve my life. I don't want to eat noodles. I want to eat instant noodles.

27. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

28. When waiting for the bus, everyone said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

30. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

3 1, there are men who don't bubble, rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.

32. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, and I felt particularly dazzling.

33. When an emperor dies, he dies; When a civilian dies, he dies; When you die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

34. When you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, some people say "deformation"

35, trying to figure out people's emotions is a tiring job.

36. A hundred tempering makes steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

I've come to apologize for your ignorance before.

38. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

39. If you don't want to live, you will die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be a bad guy.

4 1. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

42. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

43. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

44. The words "pathetic" and "pitiful" are used on you, and I feel that they have been defiled.

You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.

46. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early.

47. People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.

48. Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

49. I will burn more paper dolls for you after you die.

50. You are just a landscape I met in my life.

Talk about persisting in exercise.

Talk about persisting in exercise.

1, keep exercising! The ultimate goal is to dress thin ~ undress and have meat, come on

2, 20xx, improve yourself, exercise and spend more time with your baby. Stick to it and you will be rewarded.

3. Continue to exercise in the new year! I caught a cold, took a bath and took a nap! A Mu! Punch in on the first day of the new year!

Exercise also needs persistence and perseverance.

5, 20xx, learn a language, start practicing calligraphy, keep practicing piano, learn guitar, start fitness and travel. Cherish the time you can spend with your family, work hard with Mr. Zhao to create the future, and have a friendship that will not be worn away by time. Brave, bright, close to the sun.

6. Now I want to start a new life after I go back. With new expectations and wishes, I suddenly got the motivation. I just don't know how long this momentum will last. I really hope that whenever I have no motivation, I can find the motivation to make myself full of fighting spirit again! Exercise, work hard and get along well with others is enough! I just need to get used to the outside world for a while.

7. I will go to work as soon as the Spring Festival is over. In the new year, I hope I can keep exercising, not to lose weight but for health; I hope I can read more books and strive to improve myself; I hope I can work harder and make progress in my work! 20xx be hard on yourself! 20xx be the best you can be!

Thank you for your care and help in the past. I want 20xx 1. Study and work hard, and strive to finish reading six books a year; 2。 Keep exercising and try to run 5 kilometers; 3。 Cultivate hobbies and try to learn three signature dishes. Be happy every day in the new year and be a better person.

9, continue to insist, even if you are fat, when the baby exercises, the 23rd day.

10, New Year's resolution, you can lose weight to 100 Jin, and then you can keep exercising, and the money is enough.

1 1. We should get a dog this year, then learn to cook well, and finally keep exercising.

12, New Year's goals, diligence, persistence, diligence, exercise, and calmness. Every year, we must gain something. There is no desire, because everything is achieved by ourselves. Everything depends on human efforts.

From 13 and 20xx, every year, whether you are poor or rich, you should reward yourself with a long-cherished gift. Learn to smile! Let go of the unbearable emotional or material life! Rest assured! Live a heartless life! Keep exercising and build a thin waist!

14. In the new year, I want to thank a book, Prisoner's Fitness, which makes me want to exercise. Now I must insist on 2 hours of rehabilitation exercise every day, and I will definitely go back to the past.

15. When you insist on climbing Su Xianling again, the night view of Chenzhou is really the best enjoyment here. Prayer, killing time or exercising don't seem so important. It seems that time slipped away unconsciously. This is a learning process. In some ways, he is really a good teacher.

16, the plan to be completed this year, 1 To get a driver's license, 2 to practice conducting, 3 to practice steel partners every night, and 4 to exercise every day. Come on!

17, the baby just went out to exercise and almost fainted. I must continue to exercise in the new year.

The goals of 18 and 20xx are to learn swimming, practice vest line, have a love affair, travel once, read ten books, keep practicing calligraphy and exercise, try to be vegetarian and refuse junk food.

19 write a few plans in senior one. First of all, do a good job of top-level design. Build a platform. Second, insist on scientific exercise. Third, self-cultivation, patience and mind. Fourth, let others admire you.

20. Starting to exercise today is no longer for anyone, just to show yourself better! Come on! Hold on!

2 1, there are young people now. Climbing a mountain is like eating an old man to death. Everyone really wants to kick you in the middle of the year, which also reminds us that we must keep exercising and exercise endlessly.

Looking back on the past two or three years, I have been surrounded by inferiority and negative emotions. I lack motivation and patience in everything, but I also have something positive, that is, exercise. Although it's just the beginning, it has brought me some changes. I hope I can keep it up. My expectation for the new year is to live every day hard, seriously and happily.

23. Keep exercising! Learn more knowledge and skills! Fight for what you want! Will be impossible to become possible!

25. The sun is warm. I hope I can keep exercising and keep a diary every day in the new year. Whenever I think about it, I will do it. I will be independent, healthy, more free and free.

26. 18 days holiday really flies. The more you rest, the more tired it seems to be to continue exercising. You are healthy and thin.

27, stick to the end, healthy and happy! Join us in sports and exercise!

28. I was scared by myself yesterday. I cooked porridge for myself and put a glass of water on the bed. At that time, I thought, my roommate went out to surf, and no one knew when I hung up! So I quickly went to my colleague for a doctor, and the injection and fever were completely gone, because I didn't have the strength to stay in bed for two days, which was a waste. Fortunately, I survived ~ my heart and lungs didn't explode ~ I must keep exercising this year and can't be easily knocked down by the virus!

29. Don't stay up late in the future. Get into the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Keep exercising every day to prevent yourself from getting sick easily. Don't listen to sad songs when you are unhappy. Keep learning to take everything seriously. Is everyone ok?

30. Come on! Try not to stay up late, try to exercise, try to persist, and you will be very lucky. Come on!

3 1, hiking in Moganshan, sweating and refreshing, and climbing the second mountain every year to exercise.

32. Because of faith, we should keep exercising!

33. I especially love dancing, but I have no sense of dancing and no talent, but I still insist on dancing until I am old. At least you can exercise your coordination ability. Let's go Relax yourself. Dance your soul!

I finished reading this book in a day and a half. I am 28 years old and feel that I have wasted a lot of time. But compared with a lifetime, it's not too late. Exercise and keep working hard.

35. I want to go back to work again. I hope I can follow my feelings and follow the trend. The most important thing is to do it and not lose sleep and exercise; Do not stay up late or lose sleep. I have been able to fall asleep around 10 o'clock every day these days, and I hope I can continue in the past. Exercise. Because I often get sick and don't exercise, I have to force myself to walk to and from work every day and try not to take a taxi.

36. Continue running tomorrow without overtime! Exercise!

37. I struggled from 6: 20 to 7: 00 and finally got up to run. The whole process is too painful, but there is another saying that comfort is reserved for the dead. Weight gain in the new year is inevitable. When I go back to school after the New Year, I must insist on getting up early to exercise. This time, I'm not talking about it. I will get rid of my flesh and keep it, just to be around that unknown person!

38. Keep exercising and eating healthily, and your body will give you long-term surprises.

39. Keep running for half an hour every day at 6, 006 and 30 to exercise. I hope it's not anticlimactic.

40. I have been doing squats and aerobic exercise for the past two days. Now my legs are sore and soft, but I will continue to exercise and come on.

4 1, they have been away from home for more than ten days, and they are all ready to surprise me when I get home. This is a good sign. In the new year, I hope this sewing worker is healthy. Of course, this year, we should persist in exercising and calming our hearts.

42. The New Year's resolution is to go to bed early, get up early, eat breakfast, keep exercising, live a long and healthy life, and form such a good habit. Okay, I'm going to bed.

43. Exercise really persists, and the consequences of relaxation can be imagined.

44, I also believe this sentence, as long as you become excellent, other things will naturally get better! We must change this bad habit this year. Keep exercising.

45. In order to exercise in the future, I decided not to drive to work today, but to run to work. I don't know how long people who don't even walk can persist in going to work without driving or running.

Tell me an interesting sentence.

1, it's quite comfortable to be a man! 2. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

I just want to turn gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall.

I think the earth is dangerous. I miss Mars.

6. Once the ocean dries up and rocks rot, it is not enough to gather together.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

8. When love becomes affection, it is eternal love.

9. Chopin of Niu B can't play Lao Zi's sadness!

10 You are so dark that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.

1 1. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

12, ups and downs to see yourself, ups and downs to see friends.

13, women's wrinkles are called old, men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

14, don't be sad all day, think about how many points you got in the exam.

15, you cheat, split so open, not afraid of cold balls!

16, if there were no perverts in the world, would beauty still be valuable?

17, I can't stand it. I raped my doll for you.

18, you know I can't live without it, so you hurt yourself.

19, the existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

20. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

2 1, some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but I am too lazy to cramp.

22, life is only beautiful, not brilliant!

23. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you.

I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

25, serious anti-Italian Phoenix Satellite TV broadcasts advertisements when it interrupts TV dramas!

26. I still have my favorite unsent message in my mobile phone.

27, that who, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings.

28.do you belong to me? You can have it alive and take it with you when you die.

29. Youth is like toilet paper. You look at it a lot, use it, but it is not enough.

Fahai should not use this tower to control Mrs White Snake, but he should control Gong Linna.

3 1. As long as I look at you one more time in the crowd, you will think I want to take a taxi.

32. There are two states in life, one is to die quickly, the other is to live wonderfully.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!

34. I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs makes me rich.

35, let's break up, I don't deserve you, because you are a QQ member.

I hope all the money in my pocket can fall in love and have many children.

37. My advantage is that I am handsome. My weakness is that I am not handsome.

38. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

39. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

40. I save myself three times a day, is it high? Handsome? Money or no money? No, go and study!

4 1. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

42. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

44. The gourd dolls in our mountains will never beat the Altman in your city.

45. Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are faking it. Ask her to open a courier and try it.

46. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. Just move, everything is burnt.

47. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

48. When you see that 1 tree has become 1 exercise book, do you still have the heart to do your homework?

49. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you and me.

50. I am not the interesting person I was last year. I am a brand-new and interesting person this year.

5 1, I don't know what love is, but I will spoil you, care about you, care about you and tolerate you for a long time.

52. My world was originally gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima! It's completely dark.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it is definitely more advanced than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

54. William Feng: If I leave you in the future, my name will be written backwards. Nini: Me too.

55. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

Brother, bring me my headphones. I think you should say please. Please bring me my headphones.

57. Doctor, I am nearsighted! Tell me about the specific situation. You can't see the money when you open your wallet!

58. When I am angry, I want to buy something. I have to spend money when I buy things. When I spend money, I spend less. I get angry when I have little money.

59. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious. I am impotent and she is indifferent.

60. I spent more than 500 yuan on a pair of beggar pants. As a result, my grandmother mended my pants when she washed them for me.

6 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered then.

62. The Journey to the West told us that monsters with background were all taken away, and those without background were all killed by a stick.

63. Step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.

64. I gradually found that people are goblins. Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue.

65. My wife was arrested for using counterfeit money. It's all my fault. In order to show my retouching skills, I made a watermark with money from home.

66. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

67. I find that ugly people give priority to speaking, because we often hear people say: I will say my ugly words first.

68. I pushed you madly on the bed that day, turned off the light, covered the quilt, opened my arms and said, look, my watch will shine.

69. I fell in love with my bed. We are both perfect for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.

70. Every dynasty misses you, misses you every night, misses you badly, and doesn't want to hurt himself. This sweet pain, this sad happiness, makes me happy and makes me sad!

7 1, the fan is blowing on a hot day, and mosquitoes are annoying; I'm afraid I don't have that kind of snack, so I'll cook my food for you. Flies also join in the fun and have a good meal!

72. Of course, if you flatter first, you must buy a house before you get married. It is said that if you catch the thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to go with you, have a good drink with your father-in-law!

73. My family name is me, my name is I love you, I miss you, my name is I understand you, my scientific name is I love you, my childhood name is I miss you, my book title is I dream of you, and my pen name is I love you. Actually, my real name is just kidding.

74. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

75. Don't wait for me to cry, then you will know that I am sad. Don't wait for me to say that I am cold before you know that I am lonely. I don't want to walk around in front of you with cucumbers every day until you know it's time for us to go to bed.

76. The English teacher of a school loves to push Pai Jiu and played it all night. The next day in class, I was a little in a trance. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw that the blackboard had not been wiped. I am furious: who is the farmer today? The blackboard hasn't been wiped!

77. There is a child downstairs in my house who always likes to sing Lu's songs recently. One day it stopped singing: stars in the sky, I shouted in time: join Beidou! That kid hasn't even found a callback yet!

78. When winter comes, I'll teach you a life trick: coats are easy to get greasy, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off, which makes many people feel headache. In fact, you might as well take some headache medicine when washing, and your head will be less painful.

79. Lu Xun was criticized by the teacher for being late for class and angrily carved an early word on the table. Being late for the third grade, he was punished for sweeping the floor and carved an early word on the table like Lu Xun. Last time I went back to my alma mater, I found a grass carved ~