Thanksgiving, advertising copy of durex crazy 13 brand. What is the content?

This Thanksgiving, Durex attracted 13 brands in one breath. These brand packages include: Green Arrow, Dove, Snickers, Jeep, Levi's, Midea, Boss Electric, IKEA, Shanxi Vinegar, Fiyta, HBO and NASA. The specific contents of the copy are as follows:

To Green Arrow: Dear, Wrigley Gum, thank you. For so many years, thank you for always being on my left and being an excuse to buy me off. Your old friend durex.

To Dove Chocolate: Dear, Dove Chocolate: Thank you. Because of your heartache, I debuted. Your old friend durex.

Snickers: Dear, Snickers: Thank you. Thank you for your 490cal energy, which made me play one more game. Your old friend durex.

Dear Jeep: Thank you. Let me still cross the mountains after crossing the mountains. Your old friend durex.

To Levi's Dear Levi's: Thanks. Since the first pair of jeans, a place has been reserved for me. Your old friend durex.

To Beauty: Dear, Beauty: Thank you. Thank you for cooking uncooked rice. Your old friend durex.

To IKEA: Dear, IKEA: Thank you. Thank you for the Fiabe chair, especially the angle of the armrest. Your old friend durex.

To Shanxi Mature Vinegar: Dear, Shanxi Mature Vinegar, thank you. Thank you for opening your jealousy and showing me her shy side. Your old friend durex.

Dear, boss: Thank you. Thank you for making the kitchen as comfortable as a bed Your old friend durex.

To Fiyada: Dear, Fiyada: Thank you. Thank you for telling everyone the time and letting them know that it's time to start preparing. Your old friend durex.

To HBO: Dear, HBO: Thank you. Thanks for every shot, hehe. Your old friend durex.

To Budweiser: Dear, Budweiser: Thank you. Thank you for letting more people go home from the bar without going alone.

Dear NASA: Thank you. Thank you again for shooting at the unknown universe on behalf of mankind. Your old friend durex.

Finally, there is a conclusion-dear old and new friends: thank you. In the past and in the future, it has always been that you have me and I have you. Your forever old friend.

The above is the advertising copy that Durex, an old driver in the copywriting field, screened on Thanksgiving Day!

Ye Xiaoyu, author of New Media Copywriting and Communication, official account of WeChat: Ye Xiaoyu Run Run (talkto520).