April Fool's Day deceptive sentence

1, the animal world is really wonderful, lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Does your ear itch? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? It means no jokes. You have lice. Go and take a bath. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. The mentally retarded person who saved this message is equivalent to an idiot if he replies to this message. If he forwards this message, congratulations, you are still saved. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. There is a kind of person who can be with me all my life, called lover: there is a kind of person who can be thicker than water with me, called relatives: there is also a kind of person who is still helping to count money after I sell it, such as reading text messages and calling it a fool! Happy holidays!

Brother Fool, on this big day when all China people can be fools, Brother Fool wishes you never change your mind, be happy, be full of fools, be happy with fools, and be happy with fools. Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day!

7. Buying a house is no longer expensive, and buying a car does not pay taxes; Truth is ignored, and feelings are not afraid of waste; Welcome to the Fool's Congress, worship your invincible fool's taste, and giggle heartily. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. A pair of eyes have golden eyes and cheeks are painted red. Two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw that martial law was going to be imposed, the hospital took you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, the way you sleep is so beautiful. Your skin is really white, your eyes are really watery, your nose is really personalized, and your ears are very distinctive. Sleep well, you pig. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness.