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Ipartment has played all the lines of cs.

Guangu: Is it getting faster?

Zi Qiao: That's enough. I'll come up with a strategy.

(get together)

Zi Qiao: My thinking is very clear. If you are patient, you will be surprised.

Exhibition: How long will it take?

Guangu: So nobody wants to play with him.

Exhibition: Why do you have to squat? Why don't you hit yourself separately?

Zi Qiao: That's good. Then our new strategy is to fight ourselves. They won't think of go gogo.

(Everyone jumps forward together)

Guangu: Oh, I want to go back.

Exhibition: What are you doing?

Guangu: I was so busy buying guns that I forgot to buy bullets.

(Zi Qiao Zhan Bo jumps up and walks forward)

(The enemy appears)

(The two sides exchanged fire)

Exhibition: (Shouting) Zi Qiao Zi Qiao shot Zi Qiao.

Zi Qiao: (shooting blindly) (shouting) Ahhh.

He made up his mind to kill two people. )

Two enemies hid behind the pillar, one continued to shoot, and the other threw a Grenade at Zi Qiao.

Zi Qiao: (screaming, panting) (picking up the Grenade and watching) Ahhh.

Exhibition: (Looking up)

Zi Qiao: Ah, ah, ah (crawls out)

(Joe Zhan picks up his gun and runs away)

Zi Qiao: Be careful of the enemy.

Xiu: Look at which tire! (Shouting)

Zi Qiao (turns around and shouts) Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah (shooting wildly)

Zhan: (straighten up) Relax, it's just a tire.

Zi Qiao: (Shouting) Then why are you yelling?

Zhan: You know, when I first came to ipartment, Wan Yu brought its own tractor with tires this big.

Zi Qiao: But there are tires like this all over the world. What is there to see?

(The enemy appeared)

Exhibition: I took Wan Yu in this car and chased BMW to sing this song that day-

Zi Qiao: I said you don't have to touch the scene in the game-the enemy will be killed and fallen at any time.

(Gunshots ring)

Exhibition: (continuing to giggle) Zi Qiao (turning around and seeing Zi Qiao dead) Zi Qiao?

(Guan Gu, show and broadcast, run and squat)

Guan Gu: (looking back) You should concentrate. Zi Qiao died because of you.

Don't worry, I know (looking around) (shouting) which seat to look at!

Guangu: (turning around and shooting blindly) (looking at the exhibition) What's the matter?

Exhibition: I met Wan Yu sitting on the bus seat three years ago.

Guan Gu: (turning back)

Zhan: He hid beside me when her hair touched my ring finger.

Guan Gu: (looking back) You are crazy.

Exhibition: But now people leave the tea cold (gunfire rang) and even the seats are rusty. Time is a terrible thing, don't you think (seeing Guan Gu dead) (turning around)

Zi Qiao shakes Zhan Bo's shoulder, and Guan Gu hits him with Spider-Man.

Guan Gu: Wake up, Zhan Bo.

Zi Qiao: Wake up, the enemy is at eight o'clock.

Zhan: OK, OK, I'll call, I'll call.

(Continue the game)

Exhibition: a bowl

Zi Qiao Guan Gu: (wakes up)

Exhibition: (Put down the gun, walk in and hold the bowl) Bowls.

(Enemy approaching)

Zi Qiao: (raising his head and hands) Display and broadcast.

Guangu: You are the only one left. Look at the enemy instead of the bowl.

Exhibition: (The enemy comes in with a gun) Bowls (The enemy changes knives) More than ten thousand bowls.

Zi Qiao: (covering his head) Ah ah ah ah.

Guan Gu: (vomiting blood)

Zi Qiao: (falls down)

(Zhan Bo fell down and died)

Reality:

Zi Qiao Guan Gu: (Helpless)

Exhibition: (giggling)

(Sitting in the exhibition, Guan Guzi and Joe are walking around)

Zi Qiao: (Stop and encircle his chest) As a man, you should know that the burden on yourself is not the whole of life.

Exhibition: Sorry.

Zi Qiao: (walks back to his seat) Only a few sets were taken as speed measurement. If we hang up again, we will go home completely.

Guan Gu: (Stopping) But we have arrived home.

Zi Qiao: Cut the crap. You got it?

Zhan: Don't worry, I will reflect on it, and I will go all out to fight like a man this time.

(Guangu goes back to his seat, and everyone adjusts the computer. )

Zi Qiao: Come on. What's the battle plan? Squatting or lying down?

Zhan: It doesn't matter. I opened the plug-in

Guangu: What melon is crooked? Is it edible?

Zi Qiao: Oh, plug-in means cheating.

Guangu: Cheating!

Zhan: shh ~ I used to design my own programs. Try to see if it works.

Guangu: We can win by strength. Why cheat?

Exhibition: Wait a minute (adjust your watch and look up). Guan Gu, change the knife.

Guan Gu: Death is enough ~ (awesome) I like this crooked melon.

Zi Qiao: Do I have a plug-in?

Zhan: Of course, you can change the knife.

Zi Qiao: Poker.

Zhan: Don't you like hiding in the corner? You can also play solitaire when you are alone, in case you are bored.

Zi Qiao: You are so thoughtful. Thanks, but what's the use?

Zhan: It's useless.

Zi Qiao: Then how can we win?

Zhan: Not bad. I have my own plug-in (gun)

Zi Qiao: This plug-in is cruel.

Exhibition: At this rate, we will soon enter the semi-finals. Where are you?

Guan Gu: I didn't expect to advance to the semi-finals in this way.

Exhibition: Don't show off. If anyone finds out that we use plug-ins, we will have to cooperate with Ceng Laoshi.

(Brother Xian appears)

Brother Xian: Who wants to team up with me?

Guangu: Ceng Laoshi, what brings you here?

Brother Xian: Do you miss me very much? I didn't expect you to make it through the first round without me. It was a miracle.

Enemy 1: Alas, there is another person over there.

Enemy 2: Oh, that's Ceng Xiaoxian. His fighting capacity is not as good as air. It's okay.

Zi Qiao: Hey, how did you get one card at a time?

Brother Xian: I didn't know my 360 boot assistant praised me like that. This boot took 2 minutes and 25 seconds, which defeated111%of the computers in China, and kept me in a state of computer poisoning. What should I do?

Zi Qiao: It's easy to do. You only need to uninstall the antivirus software so that you won't see the poisoning. This method is always tried and tested.

Brother Xian: I tried, and it worked.

(Gunshots ring)

Guangu: Ceng Laoshi, what are you doing here? Aren't you going to entertain your new colleagues on the radio?

Brother Xian: In my eyes, it is not the battlefield of CS, but the mortuary of sports channel. The man standing there is no longer an opponent, but a comrade-in-arms Peter Zhu who has already been sentenced to death. Come back when you go (Brother Xian falls). Jingkang is still ashamed. Officials hate destroying persimmons and have to be soft.

Guangu: Nani? (what? ) damn it

Zi Qiao: Ah ~ Ah ~

Zhan: (Cough)

Zi Qiao: Is Guan Gu all right?

Exhibition: What do you think?

Zi Qiao: Ah ah ~

Zhan: Shit, they must have used a more powerful plug-in than us.

Zi Qiao: Aren't you the only one?

Exhibition: Nonsense. You are too naive about China's game.

Zi Qiao: Then what should we do?

Exhibition: Unless we have a legendary external artifact, what is an armored vehicle? I know a plug-in that can destroy everything in front of me and put it in the car for my own use.

Zi Qiao: (shaking while broadcasting) Then drive faster.

Zhan: I won't ~ I can't help it unless I hit him. Are you listening to me? I will fight with you! ! Oh, my hand slipped. I think I still have a drop of blood.