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The first time I went to a bar, I sent a short sentence of friends circle, telling me about the first time I went to a bar.

1, depravity, drinking, smoking, nightclubs, karaoke, going to bed, undressing, making love, madness, pregnancy, dumbfounded, abortion, does it hurt?

It is because we cherish it that we have a good relationship. Cherish you and me and improve yourself!

3, don't drink more than six points drunk, eat more than seven points full, love more than eight points drunk, but most people are often drunk, eat enough, and then love to be a fool.

I am lonely and energetic. Would you like to go with me? Would you like to get drunk and run for freedom?

If you are depressed, don't go to the bar. A lonely woman holding a goblet or smoking will add more loneliness and sadness.

I hate the smell of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

7. "You drank a bar today, and suddenly called my name to say good night to me as before you broke up."

8. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.

9. No one can satisfy all adults. Many things are like eating. Six or seven points is enough. Do not die.

10, if I become a Buddha, there is no magic in the world. What can Buddha do for me if I become a demon?

1 1, I have only one glass of wine with the past.

12, the first time I went to a bar to play, all I saw were things I had only heard of and never seen, and I didn't like the environment inside. It's too noisy and colorful.

13, some people don't leave the wine for three sentences, and some people don't leave the sorrow for one sentence.

14, unite and forge ahead hand in hand, and reap brilliant results.

15, oh, it often happens in bars: a girl or a boy sits in a small corner, gets drunk and shouts that he is not drunk.

16, it's really interesting for everyone to get together.

17. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others.

18, porridge in the morning can fill the stomach, but wine in the middle of the night can fill the stomach.

19, after deep affection, drink it off.

20. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain!

2 1, shut your mouth, take care of your teeth, don't bite everyone and don't talk nonsense!

22, I am not hypocritical, how can I match your chop and change.

23. * * * Qi Xin worked together to achieve great success, and worked hand in hand to set an example.

24. I will never see Ceng Laoshi again in Three Days and Six Episodes. The bar has been demolished. Thanks to "ipartment", we have been crying and laughing for five years. I don't have to look forward to it anymore.

25, to be cool, to be excellent, to be left behind by others.

26, the road ahead is full of hardships, we are struggling to move forward!

27. Drink if you have wine, and love if you have affection. Life is so short, it really passes after a few times of restraint.

28. May you dream of endless wine and wake up as drunk as a fiddler.