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Humorous and funny creative advertising words
The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign at the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."
Job advertisement: An American newspaper advertised: "Looking like a young girl, thinking like an adult man, acting like a mature lady and working like a donkey!"
There is an advertisement in the advertisement column of a British newspaper: "Our dentist urgently needs a female secretary and receptionist, please hang up and contact. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant. "
Hotel advertisement: "Please eat here, or you and I will starve!"
coffin advertisement: "god recommends products."
Warning advertisement: There is an advertisement at the entrance of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you travel without a ticket, we guarantee to send you to the destination-London Security Court for free.
beauty salon advertisement: A billboard hung in a beauty salon in the United States: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother."
recruitment advertisement: the recruitment advertisement of a French class in Italy said, "If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of your fees, but you must say it in French."
Cosmetic advertisement: The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get rid of the spots while you can, and don't leave the spots."
Eye drops advertisement: "... After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world."
Advertisement on tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "This is Hermisi McTaiwesi who is buried. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business-the vegetable shop, which is next to Highway 11 and is open until 8 pm every day. " Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a barbershop, there is an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face."
parrot advertisement: A French shop hangs an advertisement next to the price tag of 5 francs for the parrot cage for sale: "Ask it if it is worth 5 francs?"
perfume advertisement: the advertisement of a new product promoted by a French perfume manufacturing company: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong used this glue to stick a gold coin worth 1, yuan on the wall to promote a kind of "powerful universal glue". The advertisement was: "Whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have the gold coin."
Travel advertisement: The billboard of Swiss travel company says, "Come to the Alps soon, and the mountain will be gone in 6, years". A travel agency in the Netherlands published such an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long. " Incentive advertisement: The advertisement for German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: If anyone can find that the "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 1, yuan. Creative advertising words for real estate
One of the creative advertising words for real estate:
1. Country Garden in South China may be the best villa community in South China
2. Guangdi Garden leads to the spring home by the duplex subway
3. Dongfeng Square has handed down new classics and enjoyed the present tense
4. Century Hua Zhang of Jinguiyuan in Baiyun District, the finale of the golden territory classic (wishful life) Sit back and enjoy the success)
5. The stroll lounge in Haizhu District is naturally between breaths (back to the natural life) (1, square meters of modern Lingnan ecological garden community)
6. Lijing Bay enjoys the riverside maturity of Shangri-La
7. Jiashi Garden (Caribbean Bay style)
8. Haizhu District Coastal Junyuan has a magnificent river view. Experience the extraordinary artistic conception (the first finished mansion with river view in the whole city)
9. 365-day coastal holiday at Merrill Coast Garden in Wutianhe District
1. Tianhe District Century Huadu enjoys a new life as a "beautiful place"
11. The dream of flying in Tianhe District Oriental New World and staying in it easily
12. The space of Tianhe District Zhonghai Kangcheng determines the quality of life
14. Lijiang Garden, Panyu District (for 1 dreamers, achieve a rich and beautiful life in their dreams. )
15. The standard of seeing a good house in Star River Bay, Panyu District
16. The international quality of Guangzhou Agile Garden, the international choice ("International Colorful Carnival")
17. The sunshine life coastal style of Golden Coast Garden
The second creative advertisement word of real estate:
1. The joint development is mature. Is the perfect life (22' quality service upgrade year)
2. Country Garden Phoenix white-collar workers can also live in villas (give you a five-star home and build it with ten years' experience)
3. Chengqi Penglai Pavilion creates the first upstart apartment in Xiguan
4. Tianhe Qiaolin Garden in Hebei is integrated into Guangzhou to be a "new Guangzhou person"
5. Baiyun Golf Garden Baiyun. (Phoenix Romantic Sunshine Villa/Independent Garden Villa) White-collar workers can also live in villas and settle down in forests and lakes
7. Bihaiwan International Celebrity Mansion (the new central axis, a luxurious back garden created by hundreds of billions)
8. South China Olympic Garden, the Olympic Garden, wins in comprehensive cost performance (my pursuit day after day, Just to help you realize your dream tomorrow)
9. Yijing Cuiyuan Home is green and easy to live (embracing 1, mu of ecological fruit forest on the 8.6M ecological balcony)
1. The Pearl River Dijing feels the beauty handed down by the riverside art capital (French courtyard, Louvre) European cultural tour (master Dali interactive exhibition)
11. Extraordinary life in Times Garden makes the supreme residence of Airport Road
12. Cuishan Meiting (Cuishan Meiting = staying in Yuexiu Mountain+China Hotel)
13. City opening, Ligang South Port (one-day tour of Xiguan customs) (masterpiece of national sculpture master Zhong Zhiyuan-large-scale group sculpture "Xiguan House" settled)
14. Jingshidun Mountain is more expensive than nature, and a piece of green is reserved for you (ecological park/fun grass skiing/family barbecue/tea tasting/celebrity life/negative ion oxygen inhalation mountaineering/golf)
15. Close to the green
16. Tianfu Green Garden My family lives in two houses and one garden opposite Tianhe Park-Tianhe Wonderful Life Circle-Tianhe Park-Tianhe government famous university
17. Merrill Lynch Coast Tianhe Center large Linjiang mountain landscape garden leisure community (looking for very men and women)
18. Classic residence (challenge Linjiang mansion 38 yuan/ M2)
19. Gold Coast Garden (Qinghe East Road, a prime location of "New Urbanism")
2. Second Jiafu family's quiet family on the shady road
21. Poly Garden Century Oasis home scenery is the best in the world, with flowers blooming around you, on your face and in your heart. Creative advertising words for furniture
Left and right sofas, showing the champion style (creating the first brand of living room culture)
Meidi: green fashion, Meidi furniture
(Evergrande) Beautiful home: free and perfect interpretation
Yulu pastoral furniture: bringing nature (corporate blog | topic) home.
comfortable chair: comfortable mind, comfortable chair
Huahui Furniture: upgraded taste
Huangting Century Sofa: a century-old imperial court has a lasting value
Sensheng Furniture: My Sensheng My Home
Meidamei: Life is more beautiful because of Meida
Children's song: Let joy enter thousands of households
Jiejie of rattan: Weaving for you. Room-oriented
A-style furniture: interpretation of Spanish original modern furniture fashion
Slanti sofa: real sofa expert
Fuya furniture: all for children
Red apples: genuine materials are where sincerity lies
Stellan: there is a life proposition
Federation: high-quality life
Airuisi: European fashion, China (style comes from Italy)
Family-caring craft: I love my family because I care for my family
Dixin: Eternal mechanics, new aesthetics
Peacock King Furniture: Green Furniture, Healthy Life
Xuanhongfang: Perfect combination of classicality and modernity
Nian Hong Furniture: stability, It is an art time to witness the truth
Magden furniture: to build the first brand of bright furniture in China
Jinlu furniture: elegant design and outstanding quality
Ai Kejia: to work harder because it is not the best
Alberland: the eternal choice of exquisite quality
Meisida: to be attached to hundreds of families, to be attached to Meisida
Digole furniture: to be perfect for quality furniture.
aoshen mattress: fragrant world smells fragrant and sleeps
Bluebird furniture: brand flying to the world
Hai Jun: interpretation of fashion shows luxury
Liulang furniture: interpretation of lifestyle
Smith Barney furniture: wealth and elegance are all in Smith Barney furniture
Love your family, love yourself more, love furniture three times, and use it as a brand listed by CCTV. Make a warm home
diluolun furniture: luxurious and elegant, showing fashion
Jinma Kaixuan home: extraordinary products and extraordinary home
Lianle mattress: a good man and a good dream, a lifetime of Lianle
Rongxing furniture: a neighbor's trend, an infinite future
Olympic Games: a perfect home. Everything starts with Olympic Games
Hong Kong giant furniture: the choice of giant furniture home <
juwangxing mattress: expert in healthy sleep
Fule mattress: shaping your health every day
Tiangong furniture: Tiangong furniture strives for perfection
Zhongnan furniture: giving you a warm
Yabao: furniture is better at home
Big class sofa: diamond quality leader style
Huari furniture: green life in the solid wood age. German craft. German plate "
Qumei furniture: (fashion choice, individual life) comes from Northern Europe, serving China
Century Jingzhou: Creativity determines vitality
European and American countries: real European and American countries' perfume creativity brief advertising words
1. Small is the essence, and it is also fragrant all over the world.
2. elegance and fragrance are in the world, and shopping online for a moment.
3. Small perfume, discover your beauty.
4. The lasting appeal of perfume can be seen in a drop.
5. Honesty is like water, and small things are fragrant and beautiful.
6. Choose Xiaoya and choose your own fragrance.
7. The national color benefits the world, and the fragrance overflows the world.
8, take home an armful, for my sake, this thing is the most fragrant.
9, perfect hypermarket, genuine small and fragrant.
1. Didi is fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished.
11, the capacity is large, and the small one is also fragrant; Sincerity, sincerity, and online fashion.
12. Choose once, and the fragrance will last forever.
13. Xiaoye perfume, making brand with quality.
14. Love is small, and fragrance is small.
15. She has infinite attraction, dazzling brilliance and real elegant taste.
16. Xiaoye Network, Scent of a Woman.
17, small and fragrant, beautiful and fashionable.
18. Small things are also fragrant, and great beauty is infinite.
19. Fragrance accompanies you and enters the ideal realm.
2. Small perfume. Just one gift for her.
21. It is fashionable and beautiful.
22. Perfect Dahuitang, genuine small and fragrant.
23. Even the small ones are fragrant, and the fragrance is floating in Wan Li. Don't believe it!
24. If you make others jealous, you should be jealous.
25. Between heaven and earth, you are a miracle.
26. Small perfume, believe in it and believe in beauty.
27. Small is fragrant, fragrance all the way.
28. Men who wear earth perfume have solid earth under their feet and twinkling stars in their hair.
29. The national color "adds" fragrance, but also perfume.
3. perfume is small and fine, and it has a big future.
31, the source of charm, don't forget that small is also fragrant.
32, small perfume, e road fragrance.
33. I believe Xiaoya is the world of aromatherapy.
34. The fragrance is charming and the beauty is natural.
35. Small perfume makes butterflies fall in love with you.
36, Didi boutique, Didi fragrance.
37. Xiao Ye, realize your dream of becoming a fragrant princess.
38. Be sincere in staying noble and fragrant, and trust small and buy online.
39, small perfume, better understand a woman's heart.
4. I'm a princess: you are, and the sexy stunner of the princess lives in your heart.
41, low-key price, high-profile beauty; Aromatic service is refreshing.
42, affordable makeup, fragrance with life.
43. Small money is affordable, and it is uploaded by Xiangfeng.
44. Dedicated to that wonderful time worth cherishing.
45, small is also true, good and beautiful, but big loses its fragrance.
46. Small perfume to create a fashionable life.
47. Small perfume, constant love for you.
48, small and extraordinary, perfume is natural.
49, a small perfume, care day and night.
5. Small perfume leaves fragrance everywhere.
51, light and small, fragrant Wan Li.
52. Small and big, sincere and fragrant.
53. Beauty bears witness to millions of people's choices. Small perfume is good for you.
54, e road incense companion, trustworthy.
55. Xiaoye. com is famous in the world; Buy fashion and smell the world.
56. Whether it's good or bad, just be yourself.
57. Buy Shenma perfume and choose Xiaoya perfume.
58. Small is fragrant and charming.
59, small and fragrant, easy to make up fashionable and beautiful.
6. Small perfume is a woman's small complex.
61. Small perfume is beautiful.
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