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One thing in the winter vacation.
My father and I picked up a weapon-a broom to chase the mouse, chasing and hitting, but we couldn't hit it, and my mother laughed until she covered her stomach. After a long chase, the mouse was finally hit by my "half moon chop" and swept out a few meters away. The mouse screamed and fled under the sofa. Fortunately, my father and I are quick-sighted, two brooms are in one file, the mouse has no way to go, and the "spectators" have thunderous applause. My father and I have high morale. I am a "shadowless foot in Foshan" again. The mouse was beaten and rolled, and I smiled. After the battle, the mouse stepped back a few steps, looked dead, then jumped in front of the broom, drew a beautiful arc in the air, and jumped out of the encirclement of my father and me!
The mouse went straight to the seat like a madman, scaring his mother into a deafening scream. It took the mouse a long time to recover and hide under the cupboard. Dad and I laughed so hard that we didn't even have the strength to beat mice.
Grandpa saw that we couldn't catch the mouse for a long time, and finally went out in person. Grandpa first put his mother's boots in the corner, and then took a peanut and put it outside the shoes. The mouse smelled the fragrance, flew to pick up peanuts and ran into the shoes. I rushed up, grabbed my shoes and fell to the ground. When the mouse shook out, it was already unconscious ... the whole family cheered to celebrate the victory.
Hehe, this rat-and-mouse war is really interesting! In fact, as long as you think about everything in your family carefully, you will also find interesting things in your family!
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