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1. I stayed up late until after two o'clock every day. I started to fall ill on the first day of the holiday. My left arm was as painful as a cramp due to the infusion, which was terrible.

2. I was the only one who was quiet in the ward...I stopped going to the toilet and used the bedpan. There was a medicinal smell in my urine. This is the sixth day of infusion and injection.

3. If you have any allergic reactions after the injection, you should tell the doctor in time.

4. When I wanted to go to the toilet, I found no one to lift the bottle for me.

5. Get up. A new day has begun. I will go get an injection later and come back to pack my things. I am going to start school.

6. Maybe that summer when he was taking dialysis injections to maintain his life, he cherished everyone he met.

7. How desolate it is to be hospitalized alone, go to work during the day, take injections at night, and then order milk tea for yourself.

8. One year and 26 days old, I got the chickenpox vaccine and told my baby not to cry after the injection. I don’t know if she was really obedient or because the injection didn’t hurt. Amy really didn’t cry. She’s a real woman. That’s it. It can be seen from my usual love for cars.

9. Those people who are most afraid of injections are really cute and distressed.

10. When I went to the hospital for an injection, the nurse asked me if I was afraid of pain. I bravely said: Don’t be afraid! Then she found me a student nurse.

11. After an hour of continuous pain, an hour of non-stop infusion and consultation, I finally came back to life.

12. If you keep sneezing. Don't always guess: Who is scolding you? Who is thinking of you? Let me tell you, it's obvious that you have a cold.

13. I haven’t had an injection in many years. I was so scared when I got the injection today. My mother said, don’t be squeamish like me. I said I should give it to my arm, but the doctor said that the injection in my arm would hurt, but my buttocks would not hurt because of the muscles in my buttocks. But why is my butt still hurting now?

14. Today, this little nurse gave me an injection again. I was scared when I saw it, my hands were sweaty, and sure enough, it still hurt like hell.

15. I thought I was strong, but when I was sick and receiving infusions alone, with no family around me and no one to rely on, I realized what loneliness was.

16. Before the injection, I was lonely and courageous. After the injection, I asked, "Mom, where are you?" I needed to breathe.

17. It is said that you will not be afraid of injections if you cover your eyes.

18. I don’t have any other ideas. I don’t need medicine, injections, or examinations, as long as I can be happy.

19. I am like a sick child, and the only medicine that can cure me is you.

20. Ouch, the injection hurts. It’s not the needle that penetrates the flesh, but the moment when the medicine quickly spreads in the blood.

21. For me, who loves to cry, getting an injection when I am sick is actually very painful and uncomfortable, but you don’t know it because you are busy eating hot pot.

22. Okay, let’s work hard, and you all have to do well! Baby, you need to get well soon. It's time to go to school. The cold is really painful!

23. Today I took my baby for a physical examination and vaccination. The doctor who did the physical examination was very cute and kept teasing the baby. It was the first time I met such a gentle doctor. The baby doesn't cry after getting the injection. What a strong, good kid.

24. The baby got vaccinated today and had a physical examination. It turned out that he was 2 centimeters too long and 1 pound too heavy. Haha, the baby is growing up healthily. The baby didn’t cry after getting the injection. He is very brave, awesome! However, babies should remember to supplement calcium.

25. Injections are painful. I am so big and scared to see small needles.

I am 26 and 31 months old, and I am so happy on the first day of kindergarten! This baby has not cried since he was a child and has been in kindergarten. It’s great

27. I have a cold today and it’s really annoying. I had to take injections and medicines, and I felt very irritable and didn't want to talk. My good friends thought I was being aloof today.

28. Be grateful to the people who have been by your side when you are sick. They are the people we should love with all our strength.

29. Cold infusions, injections and medicine, this is the price of winter.

30. "It's raining heavily outside. I'm holding an umbrella for you. Don't catch a cold and have to get an injection." "What about you?" "I'll take a taxi."