Ask for some funny sentences.

1. It's raining, don't forget to take an umbrella, getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea will be in big trouble!

2. Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, especially ugly.

3. Angels can fly because they regard themselves very lightly ~ ~

4. It is strictly forbidden to urinate here, and offenders will confiscate their tools. (How can they wipe their bottoms without yellow manuscript paper? =_=#)

5. Me: My first question is, can you just use' can' and' can't' to answer my second and third questions? MM: Sure! Me: My second question is, if my third question is whether you can be my girlfriend, then can your answer to my third question be the same as the answer to my second question? Mm:. # RMB% ... ─ ()

6. In spring, I buried my husband in the ground. In autumn, I have many husbands ... (The more I grow, the more =_=#)

7. Standing under a tall building, my heart felt sad and my face was wet, with a salty taste. It was rain. Look up at the sky ... Who is peeing upstairs!

8. The blind man stutters when riding a bicycle, stuttering to see the road, and suddenly he sees a deep ditch, stuttering and exclaiming "Gougougou"! ! ! The blind man sang back, "oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" " So they fell into the ditch! The warning has been heard as a football cup song! )

9. "Waiter, would you please carry this stone out of my bowl?" (Khan, is there such a big stone? )

1. Mouse: I'm in love with a bat now, and the children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered and pointed at the owl in the tree and said, See, she is pregnant with my child!

11. The lowest revolutionary program that I have been striving for all my life: the peasant woman-the mountain spring-has a little field. (The name of mineral water has come)

12. Who is happy in this world except pigs?

13. In another 2 years, we'll meet again and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knows anyone, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer. ! Dear friends, who was burned to ashes first? Burn you first, burn me first? Anyway, it's all a pile of despised humans! ! ! I didn't understand this sentence at the end! )

14. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. How can I get back to normal if I eat what I eat, cucumber and watermelon? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit. (It's really a good idea! )

15. I dreamed of God yesterday, and he said he could satisfy one of my wishes. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change it. I took out your photo and said that I wanted this person to be beautiful. He pondered and said, I'll take a look at the globe again. If there is a distance of 1 steps between us

You just take the first step

I will take the remaining 999 steps in your direction

The second sentence

People who are usually willing to stay and argue with you

are the ones who really love you

The third sentence

. Thoroughly

keeping your distance can protect yourself

but you are doomed to be lonely forever

The fourth sentence

Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously

The fifth sentence

A friend is someone who can still like you after seeing through you

The sixth sentence

Even believe has a lie hidden in the middle

. Not together, there are endless topics

but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed

The eighth sentence

There is no other half

Only two people with 5 points

The ninth sentence

The enemy who is happy for your sadness

The friend who is happy for your happiness

is sad for your sadness.