Qin Shihuang, a great emperor, was invested by Lv Buwei.

in 221 BC, after Ying Zheng, king of Qin, annexed six countries and unified the world, how to show his "great achievements" with an appropriate title became the focus of hot discussion in the government and the public. Prime Minister Reese and others reported to Ying Zheng after consultation that there were emperors and yellow emperors in ancient times, among which the most expensive one was, so the name "Wang" could be changed to "". Li's suggestion was finally rejected. In view of his "virtue of Huang San, which contributed to the Five Emperors", Ying Zheng decided to adopt the appellation of "Emperor" and "Emperor", which is the origin of the word "Emperor". It can be said that simple words perfectly interpret the broad spirit of China culture. More than 2 years later, some people in our next-door neighbors feel guilty about their "great achievements". Because they really can't find the right words to describe it, they can only give themselves 12 titles. Including heroes falling from the sky, the sky of all peoples, the sun of the 21st century, the patron saint of the earth, philosophical giants, unparalleled great men who shook the world with benevolence and righteousness, extraordinary strategists, great elders of mankind, the father of world politics, the chest that people love and trust, the creators and practitioners of advanced military thoughts, excellent strategists and tacticians, perfect strategists, victorious combatants, generals among generals and invincible. The unbeaten commander and expert was also deeply impressed by this computer genius, a master of literature, art and architecture, a genius of human music, the greatest writer in the world, an outstanding person in thought and theory, and a master of leading art.

Besides the title of "Emperor", Ying Zheng was full of revolutionary optimism. He calls himself the first emperor. According to his imagination, the next steps are Qin Ershi and Qin Sanshi. In short, he wants his descendants to be emperors forever. It should be noted that, at least in Qin Shihuang's time, Long live was not a special title for the emperor. For example, there is a description of "endless life" in the Book of Songs, but it is just a eulogy among ordinary people. It was not until the Han Dynasty that Emperor Wudi decided to monopolize the use of the word "Long live". In the Song Dynasty, if ordinary people used it for a long time, it might lead to death. For example, there was a general named Cao Liyong in the Northern Song Dynasty, and his son Cao Na was called "Long live" when he was drunk. Finally, Cao Na was scolded to death by an aide. From the perspective of a legal person, Qin Shihuang, as the first emperor of China, is only a natural fruit of investment.

First of all, who was the father of Qin Shihuang is not clear in history. One theory is that it won, and the other is that Lv Buwei won. The latter is the best investor in history. Because his father, King Zhuang of Qin, didn't like him, he was taken hostage and held in Zhao for a long time. Here, he met Lv Buwei. Lv Buwei, a businessman, brightened up when he learned his life story. Unlike some people who have money and become members of the CPPCC, Lv Buwei has bigger ambitions. From today's perspective, Lv Buwei's subsequent behavior is similar to political contributions. First of all, he gave a beautiful woman named Evonne to the foreign people who won, and then he used his wealth to pave the way for the foreign people who won to return to Qin. The lethality of sugar-coated shells should not be underestimated. As expected, the state of Qin really became the king of Qin and Evonne gave birth to a son for Qin Shihuang. But Lv Buwei is more cunning. According to Sima Qian's description, Evonne was Lv Buwei's concubine. When Lv Buwei presented it to the winner, he had already hit a beating heart. At that time, Evonne was actually pregnant. In other words, Lv Buwei was the biological father of Qin Shihuang.

It wasn't long before the King of Qin died and Ying Zheng succeeded him. Lv Buwei, as the Regent of Guan Zhong, for a period of time, almost all the policies of Qin were under the control of Lv Buwei. Unlike the cowardly winner, Ying Zheng is a strong man, and he certainly doesn't want to be a puppet for a long time. Especially when he grows up, no one is allowed to ride on his head, even if this person may be his father. Lv Buwei made the best investment in history, but it ended in a tragic ending. Even after returning to Qin, Lv Buwei and Evonne still maintained a long-term ambiguous relationship. However, Evonne's sexual ability is too strong for Lv Buwei. In order to avoid being hollowed out, Lv Buwei recommended a false eunuch named Ai to Evonne. Historically, Lao Ai was famous for her super sexual ability. In this regard, Sima Qian described "making the fork walk on the tung wheel" in Historical Records, which means that Lao Ai put his genitals on the tung wheel to make the tung wheel turn. Damn it, it's not a penis, it's a motor. Seeing Zhao Ji meet a fire with dry wood, they gave birth to two sons in one breath after touching. This matter was finally known by Qin Shihuang. In fear, Ed decided to put all his eggs in one basket, and he rebelled. Because Lv Buwei was deeply involved in it, after counterinsurgency, Qin Shihuang decided to exile Lv Buwei to Sichuan. In 235 BC, after learning this news, Lv Buwei killed himself by drinking poison to quench his thirst. It is estimated that he was still muttering before he died, "Nima, without Durex, it is murder!"

in 211 BC, it was the tenth year that Qin Shihuang destroyed six countries and unified the world. Today, a great event that shocked the world happened in Dong Jun, which is located in the northeast of Henan Province and the east of Shandong Province. A meteorite fell from the sky, engraved with the words "the first emperor died, dead". From today's perspective, this can only be regarded as a reactionary slogan. Even ordinary people, it is inevitable that there will be criticism behind them, and their reputation will be ruined, let alone an emperor through the ages? Think about it, what a big battle it is to destroy Liuhe and conquer the world. The battle of Changping killed Zhao 45 thousand at one time. The following books are exactly the same, cars are on the same track, unified measurement, burning books to pit Confucianism, which one is not a million corpses lying everywhere, bleeding thousands of miles? Being hated is inevitable. What's the point of carving some reactionary slogans to curse the country's top leaders when the tax burden is heavy and the people can't stand tyranny?

It's a pity that Qin Shihuang obviously didn't have Marxist-Leninist view of history and values. He is very superstitious. So his minister Xu Fu will lead 3, virgins to Fusang to pray for longevity, and he will be frightened by this inexplicable meteorite. Qin Shihuang thought these seven words were serious! It represents God's will, which indicates the demise of Qin Shihuang and the demise of Daqin Empire. Qin Shihuang thought for a long time and finally made a decision to kill people and burn stones. In, this ominous meteorite was completely burned, killing everyone around it. At that time, countless heads fell to the ground. Man can conquer nature! After burning the stone, Qin Shihuang's heart calmed down a little. But Qin Shihuang didn't know that the more you pay attention to reactionary slogans, the more you pay attention to them.

Soon, in Huayin, Shaanxi, there was another anti-bid. A stranger suddenly stopped the messenger of Daqin, handed a piece of jade and said, "Zulong died this year!" " After such an absent-minded remark, I turned and ran. Who is the dragon? There is no doubt that this must also refer to the first emperor! With the suspects on the top of the mountain running away without a trace, Qin Shihuang felt that war alone could not solve the problem. After all, no matter how fierce a person is, it is impossible to kill everyone. The first emperor Qin Shihuang thought for a long time and began to ask the warlock if there was any way to solve the possible mass annihilation. The warlock's trick is to go out and take shelter.

Sima Qian described it in Historical Records: "The king of Qin was a man with fine bees, long eyes, sincere worship of birds, and a wolf. He was a little kind but had the heart of a tiger and a wolf." Later scholars believed that the sound of jackals should be diseases such as bronchial asthma. Thus, in 21 BC, the year after the reactionary slogan of the Great Qin Dynasty appeared, Qin Shihuang, a 49-year-old bronchial patient, died on his way out for a cruise. Just after the death of Qin Shihuang, a huge conspiracy has quietly begun in the empire. Because of the hot weather, Qin Shihuang's body will rot soon. At that time, there were only countless smelly fish around the remains of the most powerful man in the world. Because the smell of smelly fish can just cover the smell of Qin Shihuang's body. The conspirators of the empire, while pulling the body of Qin Shihuang, rushed to the capital Xianyang day and night, and constantly released information to the outside world: "They are still alive today. His life will be as long as the great cause of the empire! "